Episodes

  • The Good Morning Driftwood Awards, The Woodies!
    Feb 18 2025

    On today's episode the gang give out awards to the citizens of The Driftwood Isles for their incredible accomplishments over the past year.

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    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    50 mins
  • Robert De Niro Has Invaded Penny's Dreams
    Feb 11 2025

    On today's episode the gang discuss the personas of each finger on Dirk's slappin' hand "The Boys", Big Wet Run and its food offerings, and Penelope's psychedelic dream reality.

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    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    36 mins
  • Thetis Really Messed Up the Whole Dipping Achilles Thing
    Feb 4 2025

    On today's episode the gang discuss Greek mythology, the Driftwood New Years Honors List and this year's Beard designations, a new sea shanty karaoke bar, Dirk's gritty Arthur reboot, and the return of wanted criminal Piano Boy.

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    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    46 mins
  • Quicksand Bread Bowl
    Jan 28 2025

    On today's episode the gang discuss whether men and women can scientifically just be friends, Dirk's belief that the mail is lying to him, and the people of Driftwood harboring an escaped convict.

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    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    39 mins
  • Y'all Know Milkis? (I Love You, Milkis)
    Jan 21 2025

    On today's episode the gang discuss Penny's second life as a Victorian orphan boy, the emotional manipulation of the Duolingo owl, and Dirk introduces Penny and Bench to the glorious deliciousness and magic of the world's best beverage, Milkis.

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    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    51 mins
  • STOP DOING POTTERY
    Jan 14 2025

    On today's episode the gang discuss the shutdown of the mysterious Moonrise Labyrinth, the reopening of the Museum of Wet, and an urgent plea to STOP DOING POTTERY.

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    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    32 mins
  • Catchphrase Throwdown
    Jan 7 2025

    On today's episode the gang discuss new catchphrases, a star-studded silent tableread, a cruise ship being turned into a housing complex, and local holiday Johan's Day.

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    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    35 mins
  • Sometimes in Life... (Life Lessons from Cake Day)
    Dec 31 2024

    On today's episode the gang discuss Cake Day and its life lessons, Bench's return to the studio, New Years revolutions, and the Driftwood Dirigible Company's new line of John C. Reilly themed blimps.

    Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood

    Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on.

    On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles.

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    43 mins