Episodes

  • Getting Baptized by Alisson (Feat. Will Arnett)
    Nov 21 2024

    On this episode of GoalLess… the host of SmartLess, and our boss, Will Arnett joins the show to discuss his passion football. The guys talk about Liverpool, Canada, swimming pool baptisms, sing some songs, and plenty more.

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    54 mins
  • BONUS EPISODE: Death by Champagne (Feat. Nigel Reo-Coker)
    Nov 18 2024

    On this bonus episode of GoalLess… The 2026 World Cup is turning into a Star Spangled Entertainment Spectacular. Plus, CBS Sports analyst and former Premier League player Nigel Reo-Coker joins us to talk Aston Villa, the new generation of footballers, and England’s prospects with Thomas Tuchel in charge.

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    30 mins
  • Psychopathic Chickens (Feat. John Shin)
    Nov 14 2024

    On this episode of GoalLess… Russell and Witty dive into the David Coote scandal, Gary Lineker leaving Match of the Day, and play a game with some hilarious Brazilian names. Plus, John Shin joins us to talk about Ruben Amorim, Manchester United, Victor Gyokeres, and, obviously, John Denver.

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    44 mins
  • BONUS EPISODE: Nice That He Likes Milner (Feat. Maurice Edu)
    Nov 11 2024

    On this episode of GoalLess… Witty and Russell take a trip down memory lane with some super slip-ups. Mo Edu joins to talk about the USMNT, Champions League, and Inter Miami's shock playoff elimination. Plus, Mike Ryan Ruiz basks in the glory of his winning superdogs.

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    32 mins
  • The Hero of San Siro (Feat. Jamie Carragher)
    Nov 7 2024

    On this episode of GoalLess… Russell and Witty are joined by former Liverpool great (and current Paramount+ great) Jamie Carragher. Plus, we dive into all of this week’s champions league action, including a couple of losses for European GIANTS and some strange referee moments.

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    49 mins
  • BONUS EPISODE: I Want to Hang Out with Drunk Jurgen
    Nov 4 2024

    On this bonus episode of GoalLess… Maradona vs Grealish, our weekend recap, fantasy friendball, and Mike Ryan’s best bets.

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    32 mins
  • America’s Got Mourinho’s (Feat. Rory Scovel)
    Oct 31 2024

    On this episode of GoalLess… Erik ten Hag, Jose Mourinho, Antonio Conte and uhhh, Rudy Giuliani? Plus, we’re joined by comedian Rory Scovel to talk about his college soccer career, pump up speeches, and just how far soccer has come in America.

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    53 mins
  • BONUS EPISODE: A Proper West County English Urchin
    Oct 28 2024

    On this bonus episode of GoalLess… Witty brings the heat with a diss track for Erik ten Hag, recaps the biggest games of the weekend, and Russell presents his 3 favorite all-time heckles!

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    16 mins