Fried Green Zombies

By: John Allen
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  • Chett and Harry are two recently unemployed construction workers on their way to a weekend of beer, Southern Comfort, and frog gigging at their musty-rusted 1970's RV parked at their favorite hunting camp when they stumble on Bob, the mysterious, busty, burqa-clad, non-English speaking beauty just standing in the middle of nowhere on the side of dusty Nine Mile Cutoff in rural Bovina, Mississippi. Then all hell breaks loose. Their favorite pond is missing. They're being chased by truck driving zombies, dirty cops, UFOs and other ne'er-do-wells. Someone stole Chett's jacked up Scottsdale four-by-four. Zombies are traipsing around their trailer, and crazy Uncle Crank is trying to feed them zombie chicken for dinner. Aided by a classic computer nerd, a crazy man wielding a frying pan, and a space babe who gets nekkid any time someone turns out the lights, follow Chett and Harry as they battle their way across the rural countryside and ultimately save the world. Why is their pond missing, and why did the Dodge of Death spring from the muddy crater left in its center? Who is Bob and why is she so good with shotguns? Why are they being chased by two really skinny, pale, bald, goatee-clad wierdos? What is the dirty county sheriff hiding? And will Chett and Harry ever make it out alive?
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Episodes
  • Fried Green Zombies - Episode 14 (Chapters 70-72)

    Fried Green Zombies - Episode 14 (Chapters 70-72)
    Mar 31 2009
    And then... Hell breaks loose. All of it.
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    45 mins
  • Fried Green Zombies - Episode 13 (Chapters 65-70)

    Fried Green Zombies - Episode 13 (Chapters 65-70)
    Mar 25 2009
    The Sheriff takes a relaxing boating trip, Clay and Bob get crafty, zombies make good Country Music fans, Roscoe and Earl still don't have a clue, things don't go well for the remaining RV crew, and Earl gets a clue, but it's too late.
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    27 mins
  • Fried Green Zombies - Episode 12 (Chapters 63-64)

    Fried Green Zombies - Episode 12 (Chapters 63-64)
    Mar 21 2009
    Roscoe and Earl learn a lesson in beaconing, and the RV crew discovers that the dead do not make good traveling companions. Especially in large numbers.
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    35 mins

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probably my 5th time through this book.

This book is silly and fun. I've been listening to it since years ago when it was available on podiobooks. I think I even purchased a hardcopy of it.
Don't take it serious and enjoy the jackassery that unfolds.
I only started listening again so that I could leave this review, but you know what? I'm going to finish it again!.

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