Roll up, roll up for the festival of grievances!

This week, we relocate Connor's desert ranch, Austerlitz (formerly REDACTED) to take a pop at the champ, Jesse Armstrong. Will it be a very compelling package? Or will it be like tossing a bag of Uzis into a soft-play area?

PLUS: Our fun new game, Sh*t or Shinola?

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There'll be a new U.S. president-elect by the time we do another one of these and that's all either one of us can think about.

But that doesn't mean we don't love you

need you

want you...

We want you, we want you, we want you

On a chair with a dead magazine

In the cave at the tip of the lily

In some hallway where love's never been

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Edited by daughter, friend, mother, and partner Annabel Emily Port

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Hello, fellow nudie turtles.

Napkins on heads to mask the shame and heighten the pleasure as we feast on tasty morsels from Succession's groovy hub.

Want the freaky-deaky truth about Tom's black eye? Has Jesse been snubbed - IS THIS A SNUBBING? And can we depend on Jarmstrong's vote for Team Future? Let the minutes reflect that Sara was asked to recuse herself.

It's good to hear your voice: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com

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