Do you like fart jokes with your ghost stories? Then you're gonna love this episode, in which we review the Marlon Wayans horror-comedy A HAUNTED HOUSE! Allison with an I, Allyson with a Y, and Patrick discuss the finer points of this 2013 PARANORMAL ACTIVITY parody, including its funniest and unfunniest bits, its heavy use of stereotypes, whether it deserves its 10% Rotten Tomatoes score, and its director's hilarious name. Plus an absolutely horrifying cameo by one of the EHMON kitties.

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Join us for an autopsy of THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE! Allison with an I, Allyson with a Y, and Patrick head down to the morgue for a discussion of director André Øvredal's 2016 chiller starring Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch as coroners examining a very unusual corpse. We discuss our reactions to the film's graphic depiction of an autopsy, how the small cast fares in the movie's cramped setting, and Cox and Hirsch's unexpected co-star. Be there with bells on!

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Saddle up and meet a brand-new EHMON cast for a discussion of S. Craig Zahler's horror Western, BONE TOMAHAWK! Learn who our two new mystery hosts are, and join them and Patrick as they dig into the film's provocative politics, its approach to the Western mythos, and ... yeah, THAT scene.

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Now that we've all had a chance to mourn Chris and Steven leaving their regular co-host seats after seven years of faithful service, it's time to look ahead to a new era of Every Horror Movie on Netflix. Patrick sits down to share a few changes to expect when the show relaunches on February 13.

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Bust out your tissues for Chris and Steven's bittersweet final episode as EHMON co-hosts. Patrick and the departing champions look back on 2024, handing out awards for the best and worst horror of the year – and, of course, the highly prized Spirit of Jai Award.

And to mark this turning point in EHMON history, the boys also look back on the past seven (!) years of watching Every Horror Movie On Netflix together. Tears will be shed! Extremely old memes will be rehashed! Movies we watched six years ago and forgot about might be remembered! AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER will be referenced! Grab a cup of Auld Lang Syne and join us for one last ride.

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Get on the Vespa, we're going demon hunting! The EHMON crew assembles to review THE POPE'S EXORCIST, in which Russell Crowe plays a real-life exorcist who's already near and dear to our hearts thanks to William Friedkin's THE DEVIL AND FATHER AMORTH. We discuss the uniquely memorable character of Father Gabriele Amorth, Catholic politics, and this film's franchise potential.Plus a very special program note on the bittersweet end of an EHMON era.

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Gather 'round the table for a review of Eli Roth's THANKSGIVING! Patrick, Chris, and special guest Mike tuck into favorite kills, opinions on Eli Roth, and the cultural distinctions between American and Canadian Thanksgiving. Plus, discussion of HERETIC, the CHILD'S PLAY franchise, REVENGE, and more!

Want to try Chris' "holiday loaf"? Check out the recipe here: https://www.badmanners.com/recipes/winter-vegetable-hominy-hash-en-croute

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Patrick convenes noted shark enthusiasts Allyson-with-a-Y and Allison-with-an-I to review all four JAWS movies! We discuss the scientific accuracy of each installment, the best kills and hottest hotties of the franchise, and more shark facts than you can shake a fin at. What's more, we've got discussion of A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE, LISA FRANKENSTEIN, BLINK TWICE, STRANGE DARLING, and hella Halloween reading recommendations.

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