Mic check: one.. two? Is this thing on? We’ll never know because Ari isn’t here to setup the audio equipment! But have no fear, this week on Couch Kids you’re gonna hear us loud and clear as the boys talk their latest Kingdom Hearts drunken bender, Colton’s decrepit pizza, Pokémon TCG Pocket, and Andrew follows up on his misadventures as BABY BOLT with BOLT MAN! So bolt up and brace for the thunder this is one podcast that is sure to shake the house!

YAN you do the YAN YAN?? This week the boys recall Colton's yan yan antics at a wedding, Grimace's huge pull on the Mets RIP), and have a nice in depth business call with our boy Ronald McDonald! So lock in and suck the chocolates off those fingy's cause this week is a grrrraaaannnnd sllaaamm!!!! All hail Grimace.

Spooks n’ scares n’ jumps n’ frights! This week on the Couch Kids, come celebrate Halloween right! The boys are back behind the cameras and the costumes are better than ever (along with new set pieces)! But this pod isn’t just for show, this week we dive into some fun - discussing powerful puns, disgusting decorations, radical math rock, Octillery’s orifice, and WHOA lightning crashes through your screen A VERY SPECIAL GUEST MAKES AN APPEARANCE!? Ain’t no trick’s here, there’s all that and more to treat yourself to on your favorite weekly podcast! Happy Couch-O-Ween!

OH YEAH Lightning Crackles are you feeling the jolt?! Because this week on The Couch Kids our crackling crew discovers the fascinating story of Boltman and his mascot compatriots, Sammie and Ari talk games, and a riveting Q of the Week tackles our latest micro-obsessions! So go grab your best bottle because this episode is lightning that you’ll want to catch! (Disclaimer: do not actually attempt to catch lightning or Joe Sparks Boltman in a glass bottle)

Heyyo Couch Potatoes! Did your phone buzz? Well you’re in luck, because it’s not a green Android infected group chat - it’s a new episode of The Couch Kids and this week the boys are hyped off another Drunk History of Kingdom Hearts, talk Tetsuya Nomura news, zombie hypotheticals, Oscar talks, and of course another Q of the Week! So slap that pop up and press play or we’ll trap you in the endless vibrations of being in a group chat with an Android user!

COME QUICKLY CHILDREN! Follow "Mr. Tumnus" to the MAGICAL world of The Couch Kids for some incredible conversations on Julias Gulias, parody movies, and who Optimus Prime daddy is. And if Mr. Tumnus offers you any Turkish delights, ask for an adult.

Hey everyone, Ari here! I'm out this week so huge thanks to Sammie for covering my spot this episode and (presumably) talking with the boys about how effortlessly fun I am, my incredible ability to maintain a conversation, the overwhelming aura of confidence I give off, and my sick nasty six pack. You're all too kind!!!

Welcome back Couch Potatoes, it’s our big Season 3 episode drop here and crashing onto the scene is everyone’s favorite hedgehog (We are not legally responsible for Sonic’s new catchphrases)! This week we dive into the Mediterranean to catch the tail end of Andrew’s greek tragedy, get a surprise message from everyone’s favorite Costco Guys, field some fan Q’s, and unveil Couch-O’s new digs (courtesy of our talented Sofa Sister, Megan LeMasurier @partycrumbs)! So grab your nearest couch cushion and bite into that chili dog before we speed off onto new highs and new lows!