Episode 035 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

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We’re switching it up because we’re out of ideas. Huzzah! From now on all our topics revolve around a central theme. This week: dorks who wear their undies on the outside.

Our first topic is the infinity stones. Mind? Power? Reality? Soul? Space? Time? Our cohost with the least, Lex, wants you to pick your poison: What stone do you value most and would want to hold in your possession? What’s his obsession with bringing the world to his heel anyway? Doesn’t he see all the beauty in the—

scans the past year of news headlines

Never mind. Carry on!

Our second topic is our favorite one-shot storylines. Kenny isn’t talking The Dark Phoenix Saga or The Death of Superman. He’s thinking more the time Archie met The Punisher. Holy shit! How did we forget to mention this during the discussion!? Guess you can blame Producer Dave for not bringing it up in the chat. Then again, his understanding of comics begins and ends with Marmaduke, so perhaps we should give him a break...

Our third topic is what was the first comic that got us into our obsession. It’s hysterical that this is Art’s topic, given the fact that a) he couldn’t give a shit less about superheroes and b) he’d rather be traipsing about in a field with Frodo Baggins anyway. Still, here we are. E for Effort though, champ.

Our final topic is the immortal question: Superman or Batman? As in, who’s your fave, knave? We’ll pause as you marvel at our elegant verbiage there. Ryan kept it safe in his inaugural appearance on the podcast. Hey, at least he didn’t ask who the lamest member was of the Justice League. We all know that’s Thor. Duh!