This week I tested Ammon Hillman’s idea that Jesus was a predator (leistes in greek). I cover ten interesting ways of reading Mark and Matthew through the cypher of Priapus. From this perspective it would be more accurate to call Jesus a masochist if you had to label him. Christianity was an abstinence cult enriched by the wisdom of syphilis. The Last Supper could be a Dionysian forgiveness ceremony. Jesus could have gone as far as castrating, circumcising himself in a ritual before riding into the Mount of Olives as we explore the ancient Egyptian sex magic at work during the cataclysm of Mount Vesuvius.

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22:54 - Mythology and Reality is a Spectrum 24:07 - The Will of 3 Trillion Cells 28:05 - Khnum and Heqet 30:31 - Adam and Eve were built as one 31:17 - Adam's placenta is Lilith. Eve placenta is Samael 33:00 - Congenital Syphilis inspired Christianity 36:20 - The Way is the sacred fish on the nunnery 37:03 - Priapus weighing his junk on a scale 38:40 - Somatosensory Homunculus at Pompeii 40:20 - Egyptian Rock Magic 43:12 - What I do for a living 44:08 - A 200MPH hot pyroclastic surge 48:24 - The truth of sex magic in divorce 50:10 - The Ancient City of Lampsacene 52:52 - My Three Eunuchs of Christ 55:22 - The Last Eunuch of China 58:38 - Legacy of the Garden Gnome 1:01:03 - The heart as vessel 1:04:04 - Self eunification 1:05:30 - Circumcising the Mortuary Priest 1:07:00 - Trying on Ammon Hillman 1:12:03 - The Dionysian Supper 1:12:42 - The Masochism of Jesus 1:16:33 - The insane rebellion of Abstinence 1:18:00 - The Sanitation Cult 1:19:10 - The meaning of Bethphage 1:22:30 - The Sacred Virgin does not burn 1:23:52 - Greek Pole Dance Interlude 1:25:25 - Sex Magic on the River 1:29:00 - Jesus cursing the fig 1:33:00 - Suffering in the sacred temple 1:34:07 - Jesus is caught with a naked boy 1:35:30 - Homer's Odysseus and Elpenor 1:42:20 - The Lazarus of Osiris 1:43:25 - The Arma Christi 1:44:28 - Lazarus Oil as Sublime Zinc 1:50:30 - The Evolution of the English Alphabet