
You're That Bitch
& Other Cute Lessons About Being Unapologetically Yourself
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Bretman Rock
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Bretman Rock
About this listen
“This book is hilarious and that bitch made me laugh out loud.”—Chelsea Handler
A chaotically joyous collection of essays from one of the original influencers and the internet's sweetheart, Bretman "The Baddest" Rock.
Hilarious and earnest, this collection of essays, how-tos, and more goes far beyond what we know of Bretman Rock from social media. Who is Bretman Rock Sacayanan behind the screen and how did he become the original superstar influencer and today’s beloved best friend of the internet?
You're That Bitch welcomes you into Bretman Rock's world—from how his childhood in the Philippines, his family, Filipino culture, and being a first-generation immigrant helped shape him into who he is today. Peek into how Bretman became a social media sensation at the precocious age of 14, balancing living a glamorous jet-setting lifestyle on weekends while still serving lunch at his school’s cafeteria, running as a varsity track-star, and making honor roll during the week. With his signature honesty, this is an unfiltered and unprecedented look at what it means to be one of the first digital celebrities and that bitch—from dealing with cancel culture, drama and heartbreak, to what it means to love yourself and your community.
From the funniest and undeniably cutest person on the internet, this is a book for the weirdos and for the bad bitches . . . this book is for you!
©2023 Bretman Rock (P)2023 HarperCollins PublishersListeners also enjoyed...
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Weird
- The Power of Being an Outsider in an Insider World
- By: Olga Khazan
- Narrated by: Renata Friedman
- Length: 9 hrs
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Most of us have at some point in our lives felt like an outsider, sometimes considering ourselves "too weird" to fit in. Growing up as a Russian immigrant in West Texas, Olga Khazan always felt there was something different about her. This feeling has permeated her life, and as she embarked on a science writing career, she realized there were psychological connections between this feeling of being an outsider and both her struggles and successes later in life.
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Weird is An Appropriate Title
- By Mary T. Peters on 08-06-20
By: Olga Khazan
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Better, Not Bitter
- Living on Purpose in the Pursuit of Racial Justice
- By: Yusef Salaam
- Narrated by: Yusef Salaam
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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This inspirational memoir serves as a call to action from prison reform activist Yusef Salaam, of the Exonerated Five, that will inspire us all to turn our stories into tools for change in the pursuit of racial justice.
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Mesmerizing Memoir
- By Amazon Customer on 05-29-21
By: Yusef Salaam
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Miseducated
- A Memoir
- By: Brandon P. Fleming, Cornel West - foreword
- Narrated by: Brandon P. Fleming, Landon Woodson
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Brandon P. Fleming grew up in an abusive home and was shuffled through school, his passing grades a nod to his skill on the basketball court, not his presence in the classroom. He turned to the streets and drug deals by 14, saved only by the dream of basketball stardom. When he suffered a career-ending injury during his first semester at a Division I school, he dropped out of college, toiling on an assembly line, until depression drove him to the edge. Miraculously, his life was spared. Returning to college, Fleming was determined to reinvent himself as a scholar.
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so glad I lasted through the first parts...
- By Elizabeth L. on 01-19-22
By: Brandon P. Fleming, and others
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The Iceman Speaks
- Wim Hof on His Method and His Mission
- By: Wim Hof
- Narrated by: Wim Hof
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
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He’s shattered world records. He’s climbed the highest and coldest mountains wearing nothing but shorts. Most of all, he’s shown us that these feats are not superhuman - but that each of us has the ability to be healthier, stronger, and happier than we’ve ever imagined. Now you’re invited to hear Wim Hof tell the story of his incredible journey in his own words with The Iceman Speaks.
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Although repetitive, I love Wim Hof's message!
- By OK Reviewer on 02-07-21
By: Wim Hof
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The Ladies of the Secret Circus
- By: Constance Sayers
- Narrated by: Emily Lawrence
- Length: 16 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Paris, 1925: To enter the Secret Circus is to enter a world of wonder - a world where women weave illusions of magnificent beasts, carousels take you back in time, and trapeze artists float across the sky. Bound to her family's circus, it's the only world Cecile Cabot knows until she meets a charismatic young painter and embarks on a passionate affair that could cost her everything. Virginia, 2004: Lara Barnes is on top of the world until her fiancé disappears on their wedding day.
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Not a fan of the narrator
- By Anonymous User on 07-01-21
By: Constance Sayers
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Still Just a Geek
- An Annotated Memoir
- By: Wil Wheaton
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton, Neil Gaiman
- Length: 23 hrs and 51 mins
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In Still Just a Geek, Wil revisits his 2004 collection of blog posts, Just a Geek, filled with insightful and often laugh-out-loud annotated comments, additional later writings, and all new material written for this publication. The result is an incredibly raw and honest memoir, in which Wil opens up about his life, about falling in love, about coming to grips with his past work, choices, and family, and finding fulfillment in the new phases of his career.
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Wil is sorry for offending you
- By Jeffrey on 04-19-22
By: Wil Wheaton
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Mixed Plate
- Chronicles of an All-American Combo
- By: Jo Koy
- Narrated by: Jo Koy
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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A stunning, hilarious memoir displaying Koy’s “wide-ranging comedic talent and abundant wells of perseverance” (Kirkus Reviews, starred). Mixed Plate illuminates the burning drive and unique humor that make Jo Koy one of today’s most successful comedians.
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Good listen, but much profanity
- By M. Kienbaum Aldape on 08-04-21
By: Jo Koy
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Loud
- Accept Nothing Less Than the Life You Deserve
- By: Drew Afualo
- Narrated by: Drew Afualo
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
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Drew Afualo is best known as the internet’s “Crusader for Women” and is at the head of a new generation of entertainment’s rising stars. Loud is part manual, part manifesto, and part memoir. It makes it clear that behind her fearsome laugh is a mission and a life philosophy, a strategy for self-confidence from the inside out, and a pathway to once and for all remove men from the center of how women and femmes think about themselves.
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Eye opening, funny , and sad look into the life of women/fems and what they go through on a daily basis
- By casey bolding on 08-15-24
By: Drew Afualo
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The First 21
- A Memoir
- By: Nikki Sixx
- Narrated by: Nikki Sixx
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
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Rock-and-roll icon and three-time best-selling author Nikki Sixx tells his origin story: how Frank Feranna became Nikki Sixx, chronicling his fascinating journey from irrepressible Idaho farmboy to the man who formed the revolutionary rock group Mötley Crüe.
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Surprised but great advice too
- By nancy macintosh on 10-19-21
By: Nikki Sixx
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Who Do I Think I Am?
- Stories of Chola Wishes and Caviar Dreams
- By: Anjelah Johnson-Reyes
- Narrated by: Anjelah Johnson-Reyes
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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You may know Anjelah Johnson for her viral sketch "Nail Salon" (over 100 million views globally) or her beloved ghetto-fabulous MadTV character Bon Qui Qui, but it's her clean humor and hilarious storytelling that make her one of the most successful stand-up comedians and actresses today. With her razor-sharp wit, Anjelah recounts funny stories from her journey.
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Funny, Deep and Does not Disappoint
- By Book Cook on 04-09-22
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Just as I Am
- A Memoir
- By: Cicely Tyson, Michelle Burford
- Narrated by: Cicely Tyson, Viola Davis, Robin Miles
- Length: 16 hrs and 8 mins
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Just as I Am is my truth. It is me, plain and unvarnished, with the glitter and garland set aside. Here, I am indeed Cicely, the actress who has been blessed to grace the stage and screen for six decades. Yet I am also the church girl who once rarely spoke a word. I am the teenager who sought solace in the verses of the old hymn for which this book is named. I am a daughter and mother, a sister, and a friend. I am an observer of human nature and the dreamer of audacious dreams.
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A Legend and National Treasure
- By Mz Fabulous on 01-29-21
By: Cicely Tyson, and others
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- Enie Lee
- 04-25-23
A wonderful book that keeps you entertained!
I absolutely loved listening to this audio book. I laughed at loud so many times! it felt like I was chatting with a friend and listening to their story. I didn't take a break to stop listening to this book, it was that enjoyable and entertaining!
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- Dolores Molina
- 02-17-23
LOVE
I am so happy that I decided to purchase the audio version of this book, listening to Bretman made it that much more special. I loved how every chapter ended with Bretman putting it into perspective for the reader with how tos on being a better person, and getting through life as best we can. I’m sure many of Bretman‘s followers are very young and might not have guidance or the right tools to get through life and the many situations that it throws at us. Reading this book is a great way for them to start. Thank you Bretman, your book is lovely and I appreciate your openness to tell your story and your truth.
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- Lani Dulay
- 02-16-23
Fantastic!
Bretman Rock’s story from a childhood in the Philippines to a successful Filipino-American is heartbreaking, funny, and inspiring. Bretman brings the book to life in his unique Bretman way. I would recommend this book to all humans.
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- Ambur
- 03-16-23
Finished this in a day!
I love books that are narrated by the actual author! I always been a fan of his outgoing personality & funny videos. I saw some controversy comments about him on social media the other day, most being negative. Im glad I came across this book. To see how people talked about him tanning himself to appear more dark skin & to hear him talk about his self hate for being darker, & lighter/white skin being more praised in his upbringing just shows how some people speak on things they really don’t even know about! Overall I loved this book and his sassy personality narrating it! Definitely recommend
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- Drea
- 02-18-23
He really is that bitch.
This book gives the reader a great inside into Bretman’s life. It’s very beautiful and encouraging. I wish it was longer.
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- Elia Patricía
- 02-23-23
This was honestly so inspiring!
Bret you fxxxing did it! I loved every chapter. I was intrigued with every word. You’re that bitch!!!
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- Ascary
- 04-19-23
Get this!!!!
Once you start you’ll get hooked. I loved every second of it. Highly recommend. So inspirational. Love It!!!!!
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- 4EVRBeauty by Evelyn
- 04-27-23
love this
I've been following Bretman since the beginning and this book made me so amazingly proud of him and his growth. I'd listen to books narrated by him anytime, any day.
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- Frank Posada
- 05-04-23
Very interesting
I’m was nice to get an insight of some one who I’ve been following on insta for a long time.
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- Tonya Conway
- 05-18-23
Loved this!
I loved that Bretman narrated his own story - I laughed, I got in my feels, and I felt encouraged to be proud of my beautiful indigenous self.
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