
You're So Dead to Me
Grimdale Graveyard Mysteries, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Kylie Stewart
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Joel Froomkin
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By:
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Steffanie Holmes
About this listen
What do you do when three hot, possessive ghosts want to jump your bones?
I'm Bree, and I see dead people. Not all dead people. Only those with unfinished business. They're everywhere—I'll be eating my breakfast, and a poisoned heiress glares over my Cheerios. I can't even enjoy the wilderness without being accosted by chattering ex-hikers who don't understand which mushrooms are edible.
I've returned to my hometown of Grimdale to cat-sit for my parents while I plan my next move. I'm looking forward to raiding their fridge, hanging out with their two mischievous kittens, and staying far, far away from anything supernatural.
But I forgot that I'm never alone in Grimdale. The three ghosts I used to play with as a kid are back in my life again. Only now I'm their age, and they're infuriatingly attractive.
There's the slightly psychotic Roman soldier who loves the Great British Bake Off, the bossy, aristocratic royal prince who demands the finer things in life (er, death), and the blind Victorian gentleman adventurer who doesn't have a mean bone in his body (or any bones, for that matter).
My three ghoulish houseguests are the least of my problems. I've landed a job giving tours of the historic Grimdale Cemetery, and on my very first day, I stumble into a fresh corpse. The dead guy's ghost needs me to solve his murder so he can cross over, but sticking my nose into spirit business might see me to an early grave.
As for my three hauntingly hot friends? It turns out their unfinished business… is me.
You're So Dead to Me is the first in a darkly humorous paranormal romance series by bestselling author Steffanie Holmes. If you love a sarcastic heroine, hot, possessive, and slightly unhinged ghostly men, a mystery to solve, and a little kooky, spooky lovin' to set your coffin a rockin', then quit ghouling around and start listening!
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By: R Sullins
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Deadly Illusions
- Arcane Agent Series, Book 1
- By: T.S. Snow
- Narrated by: J. Shani Michaels, Leon Nixon
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Battle Mage or Magical Engineer? Like that was even a real question. Battle Mage...obviously. Magical Engineers live quiet, boring lives. I crave excitement. And as an agent for the Arcane Mage Intelligence Agency, that’s exactly what I get. It’s a pretty great life. I go on solo missions, kicking ass and taking names, I hook up with men whenever I want to blow off some steam, and I hang out with my family if I’m ever after company. Everything changes when my psycho uncle fails in his attempt to kill my father. Now, I’m in charge of the manhunt against him.
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3.5 rounded down
- By anonymous on 09-16-24
By: T.S. Snow
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Him Again?
- By: Ali Parker
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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I should have known I’d run into him eventually. But at our friend’s wedding with nowhere to hide? Ugh. I wish he didn’t look so good in a suit. Or board shorts. And come on. Nobody looks good in board shorts. But he does. Double ugh. And triple trouble. We had our shot when we were young and in love, and what did he do? He chose my ex best friend instead. The kicker? She’s at the wedding too, and like always, she has ulterior motives. He’s also a single dad. Guess who his baby momma is? You got it. The ex best friend. After all that you’d think I’d know when to turn tail and ...
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The book great the AI sucks
- By Robin Kremer on 05-26-24
By: Ali Parker
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Twisted Therapy
- A Steamy Standalone Stalker Romance
- By: Regina Wade
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
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He knows all of my darkest secrets. I’m about to become one of his. I don’t need therapy. But my father doesn’t care. He wants me declared legally insane to get rid of me. Rhett Dawson is just what the doctor ordered. Tall, handsome, and twice my age, my new therapist always seems to know what to say. A great listener full of good advice, Rhett is perfect for me. Too bad he’s off limits. Rhett doesn’t care about limits. I’m about to have my biggest breakthrough of all. Love. The summer heat is getting savage! Twisted Therapy is a steamy standalone instalove with a guaranteed HEA...
By: Regina Wade
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Enchanted by my Sassy Bodyguard
- An Off-Limits Forced Proximity Romance
- By: Amelia Belle
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
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Mistaking my new boss for a pervert and flipping him over in public is definitely not how I pictured my first day. As an undercover FBI agent, my job is to protect Archer Stone, the grumpy, infuriating billionaire CEO caught in a deadly corruption case. He’s arrogant, demanding, and completely off-limits—and I’m supposed to keep it that way. Yet, every heated argument pulls us closer, fueling a desire I can’t control. His touch is a temptation I can't afford, yet I crave it more every second we’re together. One kiss, and everything could fall apart—my focus, my mission, and the ...
By: Amelia Belle
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Juno and Caine
- (Lilith's Legacy #2) A Paranormal Fantasy Romance Novel
- By: D. A. Hahn
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
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*** Book Two in the Lilith's Legacy Series *** The Vampire and the Nephilim should be read first. Juno: From her childhood as a cunning Victorian pickpocket to her career as a fearless Protettori warrior battling demons, Juno has lived a life of constant danger. But none of her trials compare to the betrayal that shattered her heart, leaving scars that refuse to heal. Caine: For centuries, the ancient vampire Caine has fought in the shadows to foil the schemes of his ruthless sire, Agrat. He’s sacrificed love, companionship, and even his own humanity in the process. But everything changes...
By: D. A. Hahn
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Summoned by Magic
- Drexel Academy, Book 1
- By: Lexie Scott
- Narrated by: Sarah L. Colton
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
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I always knew I was different; I just didn’t realize I belonged with the characters from horror movies. It turns out my abnormally accurate intuition is a bit more than that. I’m a psychic. And a witch. And the people that raised me? Not my biological parents. I would have loved a second to absorb this information, but the night I’m told the truth I get shipped off to a school for people like me...and shifters...and vampires (because they exist in real life, too).
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Books 1 - 3 without spoilers
- By Listener on 09-09-22
By: Lexie Scott
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Chaotic
- Arcane Mage Series, Book 1
- By: T.S. Snow
- Narrated by: Tristan James, Aletha George
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
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I'm Charisma Carter, tech genius and nerd extraordinaire. I actually used to be Charisma Silverstorm, member of one of the six elite Arcane Families, until my family shunned me when I turned 18 because my magic wasn't strong enough. However, where I lack in magic I more than make up for with the tech I develop, if I do say so myself. Apparently I'm not the only one. From the minute I received my diploma as a magical engineer, it seems like my world has turned upside down. Now, members of all six families are competing to get me to work for them.
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This author apparently has all the "fucks" to give
- By Nicholette on 09-03-21
By: T.S. Snow
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Do You Believe in Magic?
- By: Jim Melvin
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
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"A delightful beginning to a promising series that’s sure to appeal to teen readers who feel like outsiders." —Kirkus Reviews The winner of fourteen awards, including double finalist in the 21st annual Best Book Awards. From the author of The Death Wizard Chronicles comes a new adventure suitable for teens and adults. Do You Believe in Magic? is book 1 of Dark Circles, a teen adventure fantasy trilogy for readers 13 and older. This is a fascinating coming of age series for fans of J.K. Rowling, Neil Gaiman, and Brandon Sanderson. Book 1: Do You Believe in Magic? (May 25, 2023) Book 2: ...
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The portal to the mystery world.
- By 2K Stud Farm / Diane C. Kunde on 06-20-24
By: Jim Melvin
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Reflections of You
- Brighten Magic Academy, Book 1
- By: Avery Phoenix
- Narrated by: Emery Erickson
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
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With a sweet Mother like mine, whose mind is slowly deteriorating thanks to her Alzheimer's, it's my role to make her happy. After my older brother's death, I vowed to make her smile and do whatever she asked. So when she pulls some strings and somehow gets me a golden ticket into the all-male school, Brighten Magic Academy, there's no way I can refuse. Now here I am, stuck in a dorm house with six sexy males—all far too attractive for their own good and with magic that can make you fall to your knees in submission and awe.
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very interesting book
- By Jamaho79Amazon Customer on 10-13-23
By: Avery Phoenix
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Hierarchy of Blood
- A YA Dystopian Romance
- By: Jennifer Haskin
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs
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The winner will be crowned Ambassador’s Bride. The losers will meet certain death. When you’re living inside a dwarf planet in the cold abyss of space, life is only easy if you’re rich. 17-year-old Marishel Vance works as a seamstress – but when she’s selected to compete in a brutal contest for the Ambassador’s hand in marriage, she’s quickly catapulted into a life-threatening struggle. Marishel hates the idea of fighting for some stuck-up rich guy – no matter how handsome he is. But after her attempts are thwarted, she becomes desperate to find a way to end the Blood Match ...
By: Jennifer Haskin
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Enemy Daddy Bear
- By: Samantha Leal, Pamela Avery
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
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He was the high school’s bad boy hottie… and didn’t even know I existed… Monica Of course I made a total mess of things when we bumped into each other again. And he was a total a$$! But then, to make up for it, he watched my kids for me. And opened the car door for me. And kissed me to the very bottom of my soul against the side of his truck… And with the way he was with his son I was totally hooked. That’s before things got complicated. I should have known he was too good to be true… Tim How was I supposed to know the lady I went off on was on the town board? Well if wanted ...
By: Samantha Leal, and others
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A Demon's Guide to the Afterlife: The Complete Series
- A Paranormal Romance
- By: Kel Carpenter, Aurelia Jane
- Narrated by: Adam Gold, Savannah Gilmore
- Length: 26 hrs and 38 mins
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Don't get me wrong, waking up to discover my ex-husband finally killed me wasn't fun. Finding out I had to get a job and pay Afterlife taxes about 10 minutes later? Let's just say, this wasn't exactly the eternal reward I was hoping for. But beggars can't be choosers, and being a demon sure as hell beats my last occupation. I’m well on my way to retirement behind the pearly gates when the impossible happens. The Risk Witches have a vision.
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Very unexpected
- By Charli08 on 07-30-24
By: Kel Carpenter, and others
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Mistletoe and Molly
- By: Janet Dailey
- Narrated by: Melissa Kay Benson
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
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After ten years away, Jonas Concannon is back in Randolph, Vermont, and the only thing rivaling the beauty of the peaceful, snow-laden village is Bridget O'Shea. She was once his first love. Today, she's a single mother with plenty to keep her busy-like making sure little Molly's Christmas is as merry as possible. But amid the holiday bustle, Bridget can't deny the heartwarming feeling she gets when she learns that Jonas hasn't given up on their long-ago love. If they can recapture the magic of the past, Jonas, Bridget, and Molly may receive a gift greater than anything under the tree.
By: Janet Dailey
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- saphire charles
- 03-12-25
3 hot ghost boyfriends....a wth don't stop now ending.
The book was good all the way through. Very detailed and kept interest and left me hanging at the end. You want not one but 3 hot ghost who want nothing but to touch you, get jealous, help solve town murders.... this is a great book to get lost in. Can't wait to start booked 2 of 4.
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- Brooklynn Boyd
- 02-05-24
THREE GHOSTS TO LOVE ❤️❤️❤️
It was amazing! The three ghosts had so much personality and were so good to Bre that it made my heart swell! The story and plot were perfect and it was great to listen to while playing House Flipper.
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- Erica S
- 10-17-24
Worst male actor voice!!!!
Where to start, the story had a little potential but went off the rails fast. From the plot of the story to the forced sex scenes, like really no lead up to romance. And the added murder mystery drop into the story out of nowhere… back to the drawing board in my opinion, don’t waste your credit on this one.
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- Aletta Keplinger
- 07-27-24
Excellent Read!
I love this author's spin on ghosts and how they communicate with spirits.. THIS one was definitely amazing!!
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- Booklass
- 11-26-24
Overall, entertaining
Overall, this is an entertaining story with characters I am interested in. I enjoyed the humor and the plot. At least, most of it. I did think that the reader isn't really allowed to guess the murderer because there are not enough bread crumbs to lead the reader there. The story is mostly about the characters and their relationship to the heroine, which I liked, but the mystery needs more attention. Worth reading the next in the series, though.
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- LCF
- 04-19-25
Lovely story but...
That male narrator was so bad, I only made it to chapter 8 before I had to dip.
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- Bushbeans
- 11-22-23
Fantastic plot!
Love love love this new series! I’ve already preordered the next one! Narration is on point; brilliant mix of humor, heat, mystery, paranormal, sweet, and sad.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-24-24
Liked, but not loved
Overall, I liked the story. I've listened to a few books by this author and I like the universe she's created. But I wasn't a fan of the male accents. They were exaggerated and grating and took away some of the likeability for the characters.
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- Ashley Wilcher
- 11-07-24
Loved this!
Wonderful story and performance! Can’t wait to read the next one! I cried and swooned!
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- Michelle Reuss
- 05-21-24
I love finding books that aren't the same as all the others.
I loved this book so much. I love the characters, the humor, just everything. Bree thought a childhood accident caused her to see ghosts. She moves away to travel the world and when she goes back home to car sit for her parents she runs into the 3 ghosts that became her best friends as a child. But she is an adult now and her 3 ghost friends look different to adult eyes.
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