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You're Going to Mars!

By: Rob Dircks
Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
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Living and slaving in Fill City One, you get used to the smell. We call it the Everpresent Stink. But every once in a while, on a spring day with a breeze, it clears away enough to remind us that there is something more out there. Most Fillers' wildest dreams would be just to get past the walls and live in the mainland. But my dream? It’s a little bigger.

I’m going to Mars.

Well, I’m only going to Mars if I can find a winning Red Scarab to get on Zach Larson’s crazy reality show. And then I’ll have to figure out how to escape this hellhole. And then compete on live television for three months. And somehow win a spot on the crew of the very first manned mission to Mars. Oh, and one more slight obstacle? There might be a reason that by 2085 a human still hasn’t set foot on the Red Planet. A dangerous reason. A reason worth killing for.

In You’re Going to Mars! Rob Dircks, Audible best-selling author of Where the Hell Is Tesla?, creates a near-future filled with family (the good kind and the insufferable kind), pop divas, mobsters, and the world’s first trillionaire - and sends them all on a science fiction odyssey/comedy/love story/adventure that will change their world forever.

©2018 Rob Dircks (P)2018 Audible Originals, LLC.
Fiction Humorous Science Fiction Solar System Mars Funny Witty Feel-Good Comedy Adventure
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Editorial Review

A light, rollicking sci-fi adventure

Rob Dirck’s Where the Hell is Tesla? has been something of a cult favorite among listeners for as long as I can remember, and Khristine Hvam is something of a legend in the realm of sci-fi and fantasy narrators, so unsurprisingly, author and narrator make for a winning combination in this fun Audible Original. If you’re new to the genre, this is a great entry ala Ready Player One—it’s light on the terminology, and big on the kind of fun, imaginative near-future worldbuilding that just effortlessly sweeps you away. But it also has romance, action, adventure, a quirky but loveable family story, and a heavy dose of humor. I wouldn’t call it exactly a family friendly listen, but if you’re hitting the road this holiday season as a couple or with some more mature, nerdily inclined listeners, I’d call this the perfect listen to keep spirits high through miles of travel—after all, at least you don’t have to escape all the way to Mars. —Sam D., Audible Editor