X-Rated Bloodsuckers
Felix Gomez Series, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Andre Chapoy
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By:
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Mario Acevedo
About this listen
“Vampire P.I. Felix Gomez is irresistibly entertaining”—Rick Riordan, Edgar Award-winning author of Mission Road
Rollickingly funny, bitingly sarcastic, X-Rated Bloodsuckers is the sharp, hilarious follow-up to Mario’s acclaimed debut, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats.
Felix Gomex has survived Operation Desert Freedom, being turned into a vampire, and a ravenous horde of nymphomaniacs. Now, he faces his toughest investigation when he’s hired to infiltrate the corrupt world of Los Angeles politics and investigate the murder of a distinguished young surgeon turned porn star. The search pits Felix against renegade vampires conspiring with humans in a scheme that would forever alter the supernatural world and cause the extermination of the undead.
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