
What to Wear in Alabama
The Choice of a Shirt Can Make or Break Your Day
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Narrated by:
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Gary B. Roelofs
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By:
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Will Bevis
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In Alabama - especially before elections - the choice of shirt can make or break your day.
Follow this writer through one day of wearing the "wrong" shirt.
Then write him a hate filled email.
Why not?
This is America. We're all free here to wear what we want and say what we want, without repercussions....
Aren't we?
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