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The Witchstone

By: Henry H. Neff
Narrated by: Ramiz Monsef
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An unforgettable, high-stakes, laugh-out-loud funny novel, The Witchstone blends the merciless humor of The Good Place with the spellbinding fantasy of Neil Gaiman’s American Gods.

Meet Laszlo, eight-hundred-year-old demon and Hell’s least productive Curse Keeper. From his office beneath Midtown, he oversees the Drakeford Curse, which involves a pathetic family upstate and a mysterious black monolith. It’s a sexy enough assignment—colonial origins, mutating victims, et cetera—but Laszlo has no interest in maximizing the curse’s potential; he’d rather sunbathe in Ibiza, quaff martinis, and hustle the hustlers on Manhattan’s subway. Unfortunately, his division has new management, and Laszlo’s ratings are so abysmal that he’s given six days to shape up or he’ll be melted down and returned to the Primordial Ooze.

Meet Maggie Drakeford, nineteen-year-old Curse Bearer. All she’s ever known is the dreary corner of the Catskills where the Drakeford Curse has devoured her father’s humanity and is rapidly laying claim to her own. The future looks hopeless, until Laszlo appears at the Drakeford farmhouse one October night and informs them that they have six days—and six days only—to break the spell before it becomes permanent. Can Maggie trust the glib and handsome Laszlo? Of course not. But she also can’t pass up an opportunity to save her family, even if it means having a demon as a guide …

Thus begins a breakneck international adventure that takes our unlikely duo from a hot dog stand in Central Park to the mountains of Liechtenstein. As the clock ticks down, tough-as-nails Maggie and conniving Laszlo will uncover a secret so profound that what began as a farcical quest to break a curse will eventually threaten the very Lords of Hell.

©2024 Henry H. Neff (P)2024 Blackstone Publishing
Action & Adventure Contemporary Humorous Witty Funny Scary Fiction
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Clever and highly entertaining

I’ve read Henry Neff’s previous books, and this one is just as entertaining! I can see growth and maturity. This book has a unique premise and it was so nice to read something I don’t feel I’ve already seen a dozen times. I highly recommend this audiobook!! The narrator also does a terrific job with his acting and differentiating between character’s voices. Download now!

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Great story

I looked forward to every minute of this book. I enjoyed the story, the characters, some unexpected twists, and the narrator was very good. I hope there’s a sequel.

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Great minus one

i really enjoyed this more than I expected to. The story progresses in a fun amd natural way. the characters grew and changed in ways that were fun to read.
the wad only one spot that gives me cause to not give it the 5 stars. There is one scene that made it quite tricky to share with my sons. I enjoy sharing with them and discussing the books after they finish. But one scene, you will know witch but no spoilers, isn't really PG13. Yeah.
So, as long as you have a mature audience this is great but since one of the characters is the age of my boys I had developed preconceived notions about the whole book being safe for that age group. Now I have to hold off for a couple years. oh well.

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Fantastic

What a great quest! This books really keeps its hooks in you. Great story and excellent narration!

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Fun adventure

I loved the relationship between the main characters, found myself smiling many times while listening. Narration was excellent.

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Loved It!

Great storyline and characters. You actually cared what happened to the characters. I can't wait to read other books by this author.

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Passion humor intrigue

Good story kept us going this many miles. Solid likeable characters. Story line was original and gripping. Highly recommend.

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Most entertaining!

The characters were well developed. The story unfolded steadily but contained enough "what if" to maintain interest. The narrator created just the right tone and had just the right amount of dry/snarky humor. Overall a very enjoyable, light read.

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Fun and full of twists and turns!

I was very entertained and couldn’t stop listening. The author did an amazing job of keeping the demon demonic enough and the characters flawed but still sympathetic. The ending was fabulous!

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a fun read

this was a fun story. not quite on the level of American Gods as the quotes reference but still very good and fun with good twists and story progression. I liked it and would listen to more by this author.

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