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Bill Bryson
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Bill Bryson
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A cornucopia of Christmas delights from the bestselling author of A Short History of Nearly Everything and Notes from a Small Island.
Christmas is the single biggest annual event on the planet, a time for merry-making, over-indulgence, peace, goodwill, and the occasional family row. It’s as comfortable and familiar as a pair of old shoes and yet still glittery and exciting. But what do you really know about it? It’s stuffed full of traditions and rituals that most of us have been observing all our lives without having the slightest idea of where they come from.
Why is it called Boxing Day, for example? Why do we sing about Good King Wenceslas – who wasn’t a king and possibly not even good? What’s the story behind Christmas crackers? Who would have guessed that one of our most popular Christmas carols began as a kind of semi-pornographic Welsh folksong? And how did St Nicholas, a bishop from the dawn of Christianity, turn into the plump and jolly figure of Santa Claus with a flying sleigh and a home at the North Pole?
Christmas, and how it got that way, is full of surprises. Join Bill Bryson to reach into this Christmas stocking and pull them out – along with the inevitable tangerine.
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- Narrated by: Laurence Fishburne
- Length: 16 hrs and 52 mins
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Experience a bold take on this classic autobiography as it’s performed by Oscar-nominated Laurence Fishburne. In this searing classic autobiography, originally published in 1965, Malcolm X, the Muslim leader, firebrand, and Black empowerment activist, tells the extraordinary story of his life and the growth of the Human Rights movement. His fascinating perspective on the lies and limitations of the American dream and the inherent racism in a society that denies its non-White citizens the opportunity to dream, gives extraordinary insight into the most urgent issues of our own time.
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it's Nearly perfect
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The Philosopher's Toolkit: How to Be the Most Rational Person in Any Room
- By: Patrick Grim, The Great Courses
- Narrated by: Patrick Grim
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Taught by award-winning Professor Patrick Grim of the State University of New York at Stony Brook, The Philosopher’s Toolkit: How to Be the Most Rational Person in Any Room arms you against the perils of bad thinking and supplies you with an arsenal of strategies to help you be more creative, logical, inventive, realistic, and rational in all aspects of your daily life.
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This should NOT be an audio book
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Marcus Aurelius - Meditations: Adapted for the Contemporary Reader
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- Narrated by: Gregory Allen Siders
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Meditations is a series of personal writings by Marcus Aurelius, Roman Emperor from 161 to 180 AD, recording his private notes to himself and ideas on Stoic philosophy. Marcus Aurelius wrote the 12 books of the Meditations as a source for his own guidance and self-improvement. These books have been carefully adapted into modern English form to allow for easy listening. Enjoy!
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Best translation
- By Anonymous User on 06-13-19
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Medieval Myths & Mysteries
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The 10 enlightening (and often humorous) lectures of Medieval Myths and Mysteries will show you how far from the “dark” times of legend these centuries were. Uncover the facts about the Knights Templar. Reveal the truth behind the tales of legendary creatures like the Questing Beast and the unicorn. Trace the events of the Black Death and the ways it altered the world in its wake, and much more. With Professor Armstrong, you will dig deep into the ways that later generations reshaped the narrative of the medieval years and perpetuated the myths.
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Interesting, but centered on Britain
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No one could ask for a better present than a collection of Connie Willis Christmas tales. These are amazing stories, representing all the best of the Connie Willis experience: true Christmas gifts to her many fans. They are full of humor, absurdity, human foibles, tragedy, joy, and hope. They both send up and embrace many of the best Christmas traditions, such as the Christmas newsletter, Secret Santas, office parties, holiday pageants, and Christmas dinners (both elaborate and spare).
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Hardly anyone ever leaves Des Moines, Iowa. But Bill Bryson did, and after 10 years in England he decided to go home, to a foreign country. In an ageing Chevrolet Chevette, he drove nearly 14,000 miles through 38 states to compile this hilarious and perceptive state-of-the-nation report on small-town America.
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- Rufus T. Firefly
- 01-30-23
Oh Come All Ye Faithful Bryson Fans
Only Bill Bryson could come up with and weave together so well so many fascinating yet little-known facts about something we thought we knew so well: Christmas.
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- Alex
- 11-28-22
Classic Bill Bryson
Enjoyable classic bill Bryson with his quintessential British humor mixed with lots of Christmas trivia
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- Lindsey Finchum
- 12-12-22
So interesting
This was a great quick listen. Learned so much about the different Christmas traditions I had never heard of.
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- Dana A Dovitch PHD
- 12-19-22
Sweet
Sweet. Chatty. Funny. Filled with historical details. A well spent listen for those who love trivia.
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- Anisha Hopkinson
- 12-30-22
Good over all
I learnt some new things about Christmas traditions and where they came from. I enjoyed hearing his perspective as an American married to a British wife and the experiences that that brings. As I am in the same situation.
The author made it pretty clear his thoughts on Christianity at the beginning and how it related to Christmas. It seems his research into that only confirmed his own personal anti Christian beliefs.
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- Jeffrey Greif
- 12-15-22
I loved it!
Bill Bryson’s books are always very informative and highly entertaining! Thank you, Bill, for another wonderful book!
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- JOSEPH RYAN
- 12-07-22
Reality appreciated
Interesting insights into how Christmas has evolved over time and worldwide. Curious as to what the holidays will look like in the future!
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- She'sAlive!
- 01-07-23
Fun
An interesting, if somewhat circuitous, picture of the many paths that let us to our current Christmas holiday.
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- Diane M. Raymond
- 01-24-24
Excellent book by beloved author
Everything about this book was fabulous. Interesting handling of a popular subject. This book was written for a British not American audience. That made it all the more interesting. Perfect length for half a day’s drive.
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- clvrgrrl
- 04-02-24
I love Christmas even more now
Bill’s voice and expression, his depth of research with wit and humour that keeps you interested in every word. I love Christmas even more now 💕 thank you Bill!
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