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The Purebred and the Mutt
- A Romantic Comedy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 25 mins
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The Americanization of a British icon...
Was it even possible?
He’s a World Famous Reality TV Star obsessed with fast cars, descended from nobility.
She’s a broke but independent American mechanic with nefarious ancestors, just trying to make ends meet in the swamplands of Louisiana.
Will his stalkers catch up to him at his hidden estate in Forever, Montana?
And what’s with Pepé the hitchhiking skunk?
Laugh out loud at the collision of cultures and attitudes when two very different people find out how much they have in common...and how fun it is to celebrate their differences.
(Also part of Cookies, Angels and Road Trips: The Singles Collection Set Two)
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- Tony Woodward
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fun with media icon and a skunk
rom com with a crazed fans chasing his spirit brother. highly recommended for one stop diversion. not part of a series
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