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After winning a national funny-kid competition and starring in his own TV show, kid comic Jamie Grimm is out to conquer the world—with laughter, of course!
Comedian Jamie Grimm can't help feeling like he's reached the top. But now he's taking his fame and fortune to international levels by competing in the upcoming world kid comic contest! Will Jamie prove that he's the funniest kid on earth—or does he stand (or sit!) to lose his crown?
Hilarious, moving, and thoughtful, this richly illustrated #1 bestseller is perfect for kids who love to laugh.
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
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Good
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- mcentirelauren
- 02-24-24
It was a W all 72 times I listened to it
It was a great story with the combination of laughter and a sort of seriousness in some of the jokes that paint a picture and world of comedy
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-05-25
The funniness
Chapter 1 was very good and interesting and while listening, I felt like I was in the in the book and it was very like forgiving and interesting
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- Daniel Anderson
- 01-04-22
fun bedtime story
while not as good as the first and second book the everything storey is fun and has great voice acting
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- krystal
- 12-14-20
Amazing
My daughter and son loved it but it could use a little less time it took hours to complete but overall it was amazing.
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