
The Merriest Misters
A Novel
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Narrated by:
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Mark Sanderlin
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Zach Barela
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By:
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Timothy Janovsky
About this listen
"Sanderlin takes care to amplify the emotions in each scene—whether silly and lighthearted or steamy and sensual. All is delivered through Sanderlin's charming narration"—AudioFile on The (Fake) Dating Game
The Santa Clause meets Husband Material in this delightful holiday novel!
Patrick Hargrave and Quinn Muller have been married for less than a year, but their passionate romance is cracking under the pressures of domestic life and a cumbersome mortgage. That’s until Christmas Eve when Patrick wakes Quinn up with: “I think I’ve killed a man.”
Quinn realizes the “burglar” Patrick knocked out is none other than Mr. Claus himself. Instructed by a harried elf to don the red suit and take the reins of the reindeer-guided sleigh up on the roof, Quinn and Patrick work together to save Christmas.
But as the sun rises on Christmas morning, the sleigh brings them back to the North Pole instead of New Jersey, and they’re in for a massive shock. The couple must assume the roles of Santa Claus and the first ever Merriest Mister or Christmas will be canceled… permanently.
With Christmas—and their marriage—on the line, Patrick and Quinn agree to stay together for one year. But can running a toy shop together save their relationship, or will Patrick and Quinn be stuffing coal in each other’s stockings come next Christmas?
A Macmillan Audio production from St. Martin’s Press.
©2024 Timothy Janovsky (P)2024 Macmillan AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Critic reviews
"Janovsky once again shows his chops at putting tender, queer spins on rom-com situations. This is a charmer."—Publishers Weekly
"There is no one I trust more to deliver the holiday spirit wrapped up in perfectly-timed comedic gold than Timothy Janovsky. I read The Merriest Misters with the biggest smile on my face, and was rooting for Patrick and Quinn to rediscover the magic between them while navigating the truly outlandish magic of Christmas. I swear my heart grew three sizes from reading this book!"—Alicia Thompson, USA Today bestselling author of With Love, from Cold World
"The Merriest Misters is endlessly inventive and just plain magical! Janovsky has created such a fun, delight-filled world that is both solidly rooted in snow-covered fantasy and also unafraid to get into the real life nitty-gritty of making a marriage work. The coziness comes from every corner from page one and never lets up. I'm rooting for these misters and I whole-heartedly believe in Santa Claus."—R. Eric Thomas, national bestselling author of Congratulations, the Best is Over!
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Theo Briggs is a rule follower. He's a decent student in his junior year, an appeasing son, and a lifelong Christian, just trying to make it through high school unscathed. Caleb Raynard is a romantic. One of the few out-and-proud kids at Specter High School, Caleb's dating life has been hellish, to say the least—fraught with misread social cues and embarrassing situations—and Caleb is about ready to call the whole thing off. When Theo and Caleb meet in the basement of an old Catholic church that's rumored to be haunted, an instant and electric connection forms between them.
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Probably Should Have Content Warnings...
- By Holly Redmon on 01-26-25
By: Amy Bailey, and others
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Mortal Follies
- A Novel
- By: Alexis Hall
- Narrated by: Nneka Okoye
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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It is the year 1814, and life for a young lady of good breeding has many difficulties. There are balls to attend, fashions to follow, marriages to consider, and, of course, the tiny complication of existing in a world swarming with fairy spirits, interfering deities, and actual straight-up sorcerers.
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Gave me PTSD from studying the classics
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 06-23-24
By: Alexis Hall
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Oleander
- A Great Expectations Reimagining
- By: Scarlett Drake
- Narrated by: George Naylor
- Length: 18 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Caspien Deveraux was poison. It took me years to realise that he hadn't been born like that. He'd been cultivated and nurtured by a careful hand and a bitter heart. When I first met him, he was a bud. One primed to bloom beautifully and deadly. One I should have torn out at the root.
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*grumbles in Marge Simpson*
- By Emget on 10-04-24
By: Scarlett Drake
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Another First Chance
- By: Robbie Couch
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Briggon Snow
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s been a year since eighteen-year-old River Lang’s best friend died in a car accident. And every day since, he’s had to pass by the depressing billboard that appeared as a result: a texting and driving PSA that reduces Dylan to a cautionary tale and River to the best friend of the dead kid at school. Dylan was so much more than a statistic, though, and River hates that everyone in town seems to have forgotten. When he’s caught improving (a.k.a. vandalizing) Dylan’s billboard, River is blackmailed into joining the Affinity Trials.
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Liked the plot
- By Ethan on 03-01-25
By: Robbie Couch
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Let Your Hearts Be Light
- By: Fae Quin
- Narrated by: Stephen Dexter, Liam DiCosimo
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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As a 42-year-old single father, the last thing I expected before Christmas was for my daughter to sign me up for a community matchmaking event. The Christmas Buddies program becomes a challenge I can't wait to overcome when I realize the man that has been assigned as my buddy for the holiday season is none other than Paxton Montgomery. He's massive, grumpy, incredibly gorgeous (in a lumberjack kinda way), and also—weirdly enough—the only person in town who doesn't like me.
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Decent holiday romance
- By Maryellen in Metsland on 11-26-23
By: Fae Quin
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The (Fake) Dating Game
- By: Timothy Janovsky
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Holden James picked the worst time to have a meltdown. His chance to audition for his favorite game show, Madcap Market, should have been a moment of triumph—a glorious, loving homage to his adored mom, who died six years ago. Instead, he’s destroying the minibar in a grim Los Angeles hotel room…recently dumped, partnerless and sliding into a crushing black hole of anguish. But the hotel service in abject misery is sublime. It even comes with an unfairly fit and sexy concierge who arrives at the door with pizza, Monopoly and deliciously distracting forearms.
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So cute
- By Kelley Torque on 12-29-24
By: Timothy Janovsky
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Golden Boys
- By: Phil Stamper
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Graham Halstead, Shawn K. Jain, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
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It’s the summer before senior year. Gabriel, Reese, Sal, and Heath are best friends, bonded in their small, rural town by their queerness, their good grades, and their big dreams. But they have plans for the summer, each about to embark on a new adventure. Gabriel is interning at an environmental nonprofit in Boston. Reese is attending design school in Paris. Sal is volunteering on Capitol Hill for a senator. Heath is heading to Florida, to help out at his aunt’s boardwalk arcade.
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Gay Boy Story Written by An Actual Queer Man
- By Ruben on 05-06-22
By: Phil Stamper
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When Ben Loved Tim
- He Loved Him, Book 1
- By: Jay Bell
- Narrated by: Kevin R. Free
- Length: 13 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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I never thought I’d find love. I spent all of high school watching others pair up, my little gay heart slowly withering in despair… until the fateful summer night that I met Tim. His meaty muscles and smoldering silver eyes already haunt my dreams. And I know for a fact that he’s lonely like me. I’ve been taking care of Tim ever since he got into an accident that was technically my fault, but the healing he needs goes so much deeper than that. I need him too. With any luck, I’ll end senior year with the man of my dreams at my side.
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Narration was poor
- By Julius Towers on 04-11-25
By: Jay Bell
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A Little Bit Country
- By: Brian D. Kennedy
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin, Andrew Gibson
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Emmett Maguire wants to be country music’s biggest gay superstar—a far reach when you’re seventeen and living in Illinois. But for now, he’s happy to do the next best thing: Stay with his aunt in Jackson Hollow, Tennessee, for the summer and perform at the amusement park owned by his idol, country legend Wanda Jean Stubbs.
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Cute and light-hearted, but also cringy
- By Clinton Miller on 12-02-22
By: Brian D. Kennedy
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- Mark Walker
- 12-04-24
The Santa Clause but Gay.
The story was wonderful and unexpected. Pure Christmas joy. I absolutely loved it. A must read for sure.
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- overcastkid182
- 12-12-24
magical
Soo many giddy giggles!! This book has become my new fav holiday book. It's like the Santa Claus movie by it make it gay and more magical.
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- Send Stuff
- 01-04-25
Heartwarming variation on Santa story
This story is a heartwarming version of how the North Pole magic works along with a deep connection to the two main characters who are in love. It is minimally explicit but has treasured intimacy and intimate moments.
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- TeePee
- 12-16-24
Ridiculous
Zero character development. I wouldn’t want to be around any of these people for five minutes.
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- las84
- 10-14-24
1 Merry Mister, 1 Merely Meh
Santa Patrick is great! Who wouldn't want a spouse as caring and devoted as him? Is he flawed? Yes. But in understandable and minor ways. Quinn is a little brat. Wishy washy, spoiled, and selfish. One minute everything is great, he loves life at the NP, and he tells Patrick he wants to stay there forever. Quite literally the next minute he can't wait to leave and is furious that Patrick built him his dream house and wants nothing to do with Patrick. I almost quit reading at one point because I was so sick of Quinn being a whiney, unsupportive little jerk. But if you can get past that, it's cute.
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