
The Joint of No Return
Far Out Chronicles, Book 1
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Michael Foster
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Tom Sadira
About this listen
Charlie Hong is on the run from both sides of the law.
He’s spent the last year in hiding, cultivating one last harebrained scheme to escape his troubles: a clandestine marijuana operation. Just as he’s about to cash in, his cash crop is stolen by a bright light appearing in the night sky. After catching a ride with one of his plants, he finds himself thrown into a world far stranger than anything he could have possibly imagined.
Does the stoned stowaway have what it takes to free the Starseed, a massive living spaceship overflowing with bizarre life forms, from the clutches of a mysterious force field trapping it in Earth’s orbit?
More importantly, before he decides anything, does he have time to light one up?
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- Justin Sylvia
- 11-30-20
Cheech & Chong Meets Star Trek??
A fair heads up.. if your known to be uptight, a dyed in the wool traditionalist/conservative, etc. You may want to forget about this book & move on. However, if your a cannabis enthusiast, someone who’s more laid back, can take things as they are, or if you can park your brain at the door & just enjoy this book for the story within, then go on with your bad self. This book without out giving things away, is a nice quick little read that isn’t took taxing on what’s going on, who is what & who’s where, etc. I enjoyed it for what it was, a decent little ebook that I will probably end up following along thru the next 3 books, hopefully more in the future.
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