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Narrated by:
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Allen B. Ellis
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By:
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Aaron Varble
About this listen
A hilarious addition to your Christmas traditions, but perfect for any time of the year! The Greatest Christmas Song Ever is a musical comedy, full of heartfelt moments. Aaron Varble pulled from his own battles with anxiety, depression, and Tourrette's syndrome to bring the character James Peterson to life and tell a Christmas story unlike anything you've ever heard before.
A grizzled 23-year-old and world-famous rock star reaches his breaking point and wants to end it all....
Then he decides to leave show business instead...but there is a big catch.
On his way out, an unexpected guest helps Elliott Evans find what he's really missing as they write the greatest Christmas song ever.
Building from characters first introduced in Elliott Evans Was Here, there is no need to take in the first audiobook to enjoy this humorous story about the entertainment business, and what it takes to get out of it.
A hilarious and heartwarming tale for any occasion, not just Christmas, because every day should be holly and jolly!
©2021 Aaron Varble (P)2023 Aaron VarbleListeners also enjoyed...
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