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The Great Guinness Heist

A Hilarious Holiday Caper

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The Great Guinness Heist

By: Cassandra Gaisford
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★★★★★ A Laugh-Out-Loud Holiday Delight

When a truck carrying 35,000 pints of Guinness disappears just before Christmas, chaos erupts in the Midlands. Barry, a beleaguered pub landlord, faces the festive season with taps running dry and a rowdy crowd demanding their beloved "black stuff." But when rumors of balaclava-clad thieves rolling kegs onto a canal barge surface, the locals band together to track the culprits in a merry misadventure filled with pints, pratfalls, and plenty of laughs.

From Jim, the cantankerous conspiracy theorist who blames The Travellers for everything from missing dentures to stolen stout, to Sheila, the voice of reason who’s had enough of his nonsense, this mismatched group of pub regulars stumbles into a Christmas caper they’ll never forget.

Will they uncover the truth behind the Guinness shortage? Or will their quest for justice turn into another pint-sized disaster?

Perfect for fans of small-town humor, festive shenanigans, and a good pint of Guinness, this laugh-out-loud comedy is the holiday escape you didn’t know you needed.

Pour yourself a pint, settle in, and join the Midlands’ most unlikely heroes for a Christmas story as rich as the stout they’re hunting. Cheers!

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