
The Gargoyle Gets His Girl
Nocturne Falls, Volume 3
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Kristen Painter
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Welcome to Nocturne Falls, the town that celebrates Halloween 365 days a year. The tourists think it's all a show: the vampires, the werewolves, the witches, the occasional gargoyle flying through the sky. But the supernaturals populating the town know better.
Living in Nocturne Falls means being yourself. Fangs, fur, and all.
Willa Iscove, fae jeweler, has her first stalker. Really, he's just one of her lovesick customers. The ring she crafted to help him find new love has backfired, making Willa the object of his affections. In a bid to rid herself of her amorous client, Willa makes a wish in the Nocturne Falls fountain using the piece of opal in her pocket and in doing so, unknowingly conscripts as her guardian the sexy gargoyle on duty.
Former Army Ranger and gargoyle Nick Hardwin has some serious suspicions about the pretty fae who just invoked the ancient pact for protection. Her kind have been at odds with his kind for ages. Now she wants his help? He's determined to figure out what she's up to. Which won't be a hardship considering how much fun she is to be around. And kiss.
But then her stalker turns out to be the tip of the iceberg and things go really wrong, really fast. When they're both kidnapped, Willa is forced to make a hard decision. The life of her family or the freedom of the man she's fallen for?
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- Christine Lee
- 05-05-16
The Gargoyle can get THIS girl anytime!
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The Gargoyle Gets His Girl is the third installment of the Nocturne Falls Series by Kristen Painter. It's the fourth book I've listened to, narrated by BJ Harrison, and they only get better!
No matter the character speaking or thinking in the moment, BJ is able to find a new and fresh voice for them. I'm not sure how he does it, but as long as he keeps it up, I'll keep listening.
Needless to say, I love Kristen's story as well. Can't wait for the next installment!
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-14-16
SURPRISING
What made the experience of listening to The Gargoyle Gets His Girl the most enjoyable?
THE STORY IS SO GOOD, SURPRISE, ROMANCE AND EXCITEMENT!! EACH BOOK IN THE SERIES BRINGS SO MUCH MORE TO THE TOWN AND EACH PERSON'S STORY.
Who was your favorite character and why?
LOVE THEM ALL
What about B.J. Harrison’s performance did you like?
AMAZING!!
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
YEP
Any additional comments?
BEST SERIES TO READ!!
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- Lorie
- 03-29-20
Great Series
I love this story and the series. The story is different and interesting. The narrator is wonderful and very easy to listen too.
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- Nicole
- 12-18-18
love this series!!!!
I listened to book one. the dialog was on point with the story. the second book I fell in love with. Love the story and loved the aunt. I am hooked. listened to this one in one day. the twist was surprising and I loved it.
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- Andrea Fleming
- 08-24-22
I love Nocturne Falls!
I love all of Kristen Painter’s books, but I love the Nocturne Falls series the most. They’re fun, lighthearted, and we see many of the same places and people throughout the series, which is fun.
B.J. Harrison is a great narrator.
I like how the jobs of many of the townspeople is being “on duty” as themselves for the tourists. Our hero here is on duty as a fountain gargoyle and hears a wish being made. It brings the hero and heroine together, and sparks fly.
I highly recommend these books!
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- Cindy carabajal
- 01-06-24
loved the book
the readers voice was to gravely and made the golirl sound upset when she wasn't.
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- AnnieS
- 02-26-16
The Gargoyle Gets His Girl: Nocturne Falls, Volume
This series just keeps getting better! Having a Gargoyle for a bodyguard was a nice touch!
Nocturne Falls is an amazing place. I am looking forward to the next audio-book in the series!
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- Kindle Customer
- 04-13-16
Great Book!
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This is a great book; this is the third book in the Nocturne Falls Series written by Kristen Painter and narrated by B.J. Harrison. Nocturne Falls is a small town that celebrates Halloween 365 days a year, which makes it easy for the supernatural people who live there to not hide who they are. This book can be read as a standalone, but once you read this one then you will want to go back and read them all. Willa Iscove is a fae jeweler; she believes that the ring she crafted for a customer has now turned him into her stalker. Nick Hardwin is a gargoyle and former Army Ranger who has recently moved to Nocturne Falls because he wants to settle down and have a home. His kind has always been against the fae because they have the power to hold and control a gargoyle. When Willa makes a wish in the fountain that Nick is guarding then he has no choice to help her.
The narrator B.J. Harrison did a wonderful job, and was very easy to listen too. He did a great job with the different characters and their voices.
If you are looking for a great romance, then you need to read this book. I can’t wait to read the next book by this author. Once I started listening to this book, I didn’t want to stop until the end.
A Review copy was provided to me in exchange for a fair and honest review. The free book held no determination on my personal review.
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- Joy C.
- 10-11-16
Another great book out of the series
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
usually in some books when they make a series the story is boring. This is not the case in this series so far. I love books that make me laugh and has a good love story and a little drama at the same time. This is that type of book.
What did you like best about this story?
The middle part on is the best but i wont tell you what will happen because its better to find out for yourself.
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The part the makes the audiobooks the best is not only the storyline but the narrator. this narrator does the book justice.
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- SLKRomance
- 03-24-16
I found a gem
I love these stories .I bought all three and finished in a week.. can't wait to hear the next. The stories are interesting and provocative and sparks imagination. The writing style of Ms. Painter is awesome. And the narrator is excellent.
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