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Robin Kermode
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Robin Kermode
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In 43 days he'd be a single man again. But to Will Foster, it was a lifetime. Six weeks and one day. That's what it takes from decree nisi to decree absolute. The settlement had been agreed, and Liz had moved out, but she kept coming back like a boomerang that wouldn't go away. The next 43 days could shape the rest of his life. So he decided to keep a diary. Writing it made him realize that although divorce isn't funny, at some stage you have to try to laugh.
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