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Alexander Leithes
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The Doctor awakens to discover a universe that is at once all too familiar and yet completely unlike that which he was expecting. Join him as he argues with himself, his companions, and anyone else near enough to be drawn in—all the while attempting to save a shattered and disintegrating universe. If this seems to be parodying something familiar that has itself recently fallen apart and lost its shine, it probably is.
First published through YouTube beginning in 2019, then published in book form through Amazon as The Doctor Reads the Doctor by the Doctor: Seasoned 12, then in second edition in 2020 as The Doctor: Seasoned Twelve. Now, finally, available in audiobook form.
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