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Alexander Leithes
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The Doctor, famous time traveler extraordinaire, has saved the universe once again! With the help of his companions, of course.
Now they have finally cleaned up the mess left by the last crisis, standing proudly at the Earth’s South Pole admiring their handiwork, the Doctor is taken by surprise by his companion’s request.
Take them as far away from Earth in Time and Space as possible!
The Doctor resolves to take them hundreds of thousands of years into the future and megaparsecs from the solar system.
While true to the letter of his word he somehow simultaneously covers himself in shame and failure.
From there, misfortune mounts and things rapidly spiral out of control.
If this still seems to be parodying something familiar, which has itself recently suffered a run of bad luck, caused disappointment and spiralled out of control, it probably is.
This novel is the sequel to The Doctor – Seasoned Twelve.
©2021, 2022, 2023 Alexander Leithes (P)2021, 2022, 2023 Alexander LeithesListeners also enjoyed...
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