
The Dinosaur Tourist
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
$0.99/mo for the first 3 months

Buy for $27.97
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
About this listen
Almost nothing is only what it seems to be at first glance. Appearances can be deceiving, and first impressions often lead us disastrously astray. If we’re not careful, assumption and expectation can betray us all the way to madness and death and damnation.
In The Dinosaur Tourist, Caitlín R. Kiernan’s 15th collection of short fiction, 19 tales of the unexpected and the uncanny explore that treacherous gulf between what we suppose the world to be and what might actually be waiting out beyond the edges of our day-to-day experience. A mirror may be a window into another time. A cat may be our salvation. Your lover may be a fabulous being. And a hitchhiker may turn out to be anyone at all.
©2018 Caitlín R. Kiernan (P)2021 Blackstone PublishingListeners also enjoyed...
-
The Ammonite Violin & Others
- By: Caitlín R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Paul Woodson, Kevin Kenerly, Chelsea Stephens, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In Caitlín R. Kiernan’s The Ammonite Violin & Others, one of contemporary dark fantasy’s most bewitching and distinctive voices is back with another banquet of the weird and unexpected. Within this book, you’ll discover a dazzling suite of stories situated on the borderlands between the unspeakable and the erotic, the grotesque and the sublime.
-
-
Nobody Writes Like Ms. Kiernan
- By blubeagle on 06-16-21
-
Houses Under the Sea
- Mythos Tales
- By: Caitlín R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Chelsea Stephens, Tavia Gilbert, Neil Hellegers, and others
- Length: 21 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In this remarkable collection the author has selected over two dozen of her best Lovecraftian tales ranging from 2000s “Valentia” to her more recent classic “A Mountain Walked” as well as including the complete Dandridge Cycle, as well as a new story, “M Is for Mars.” In short, this is a cornerstone volume for Kiernan fans and Mythos devotees alike.
-
-
incomplete release
- By 00horne on 02-25-21
-
Confessions of a Five-Chambered Heart
- 25 Tales of Weird Romance
- By: Caitlin R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Jayme Mattler, Suzanne Toren, Lauren Ezzo, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Here is a celebration of the bizarre and beautiful, and a marriage of unlikely worlds. From a reverence of the dead to the sacrifices the living make to unspeakable gods, from clockwork dreams to tales of merciless revenge, Kiernan blurs the artificial lines of genre, and shows us a world where there is no division between the light and dark.
-
The Ape’s Wife, and Other Stories
- By: Caitlín R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Jayme Mattler, Lauren Ezzo, Lisa Flanagan, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In The Ape's Wife and Other Stories - Kiernan's 12th collection of short fiction since 2001 - she displays the impressive range that characterizes her work. With her usual disregard for genre boundaries, she masterfully navigates the territories that have traditionally been labeled dark fantasy, sword and sorcery, science fiction, steampunk, and neo-noir.
-
To Charles Fort, with Love
- By: Caitlín R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Robert Fass, Paul Woodson, Kevin Kenerly, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
To Charles Fort, with Love is award-winning fantasist Caitlín R. Kiernan’s third collection of short fiction, a haunting parade of the terrible things which may lie beyond the boundaries of science, the minds which may exist beyond psychology, and the forbidden places which will never be located in any orthodox globe. A deceptively even dozen, this collection includes Kiernan’s celebrated stories “Onion” and “Andromeda Among the Stones”, as well as a number of more obscure pieces.
-
A Is for Alien
- By: Caitlín R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Natasha Soudek, Nancy Wu, Keith Szarabajka, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A Is for Alien is award-winning author Caitlín R. Kiernan’s first collection devoted entirely to her science-fiction work. It includes the critically acclaimed novelette Riding the White Bull, along with seven other tales of a less-than-utopian future. Ranging from the wastelands and mountains of Mars to the streets of a late 21st-century Manhattan, from the moons of Europa and Saturn to an iceless Antarctica, these tales bring Kiernan’s trademark brand of the eco-gothic to bear on what it means to be human and the paths and decisions that may face mankind....
-
The Ammonite Violin & Others
- By: Caitlín R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Paul Woodson, Kevin Kenerly, Chelsea Stephens, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In Caitlín R. Kiernan’s The Ammonite Violin & Others, one of contemporary dark fantasy’s most bewitching and distinctive voices is back with another banquet of the weird and unexpected. Within this book, you’ll discover a dazzling suite of stories situated on the borderlands between the unspeakable and the erotic, the grotesque and the sublime.
-
-
Nobody Writes Like Ms. Kiernan
- By blubeagle on 06-16-21
-
Houses Under the Sea
- Mythos Tales
- By: Caitlín R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Chelsea Stephens, Tavia Gilbert, Neil Hellegers, and others
- Length: 21 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In this remarkable collection the author has selected over two dozen of her best Lovecraftian tales ranging from 2000s “Valentia” to her more recent classic “A Mountain Walked” as well as including the complete Dandridge Cycle, as well as a new story, “M Is for Mars.” In short, this is a cornerstone volume for Kiernan fans and Mythos devotees alike.
-
-
incomplete release
- By 00horne on 02-25-21
-
Confessions of a Five-Chambered Heart
- 25 Tales of Weird Romance
- By: Caitlin R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Jayme Mattler, Suzanne Toren, Lauren Ezzo, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Here is a celebration of the bizarre and beautiful, and a marriage of unlikely worlds. From a reverence of the dead to the sacrifices the living make to unspeakable gods, from clockwork dreams to tales of merciless revenge, Kiernan blurs the artificial lines of genre, and shows us a world where there is no division between the light and dark.
-
The Ape’s Wife, and Other Stories
- By: Caitlín R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Jayme Mattler, Lauren Ezzo, Lisa Flanagan, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In The Ape's Wife and Other Stories - Kiernan's 12th collection of short fiction since 2001 - she displays the impressive range that characterizes her work. With her usual disregard for genre boundaries, she masterfully navigates the territories that have traditionally been labeled dark fantasy, sword and sorcery, science fiction, steampunk, and neo-noir.
-
To Charles Fort, with Love
- By: Caitlín R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Robert Fass, Paul Woodson, Kevin Kenerly, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
To Charles Fort, with Love is award-winning fantasist Caitlín R. Kiernan’s third collection of short fiction, a haunting parade of the terrible things which may lie beyond the boundaries of science, the minds which may exist beyond psychology, and the forbidden places which will never be located in any orthodox globe. A deceptively even dozen, this collection includes Kiernan’s celebrated stories “Onion” and “Andromeda Among the Stones”, as well as a number of more obscure pieces.
-
A Is for Alien
- By: Caitlín R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Natasha Soudek, Nancy Wu, Keith Szarabajka, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A Is for Alien is award-winning author Caitlín R. Kiernan’s first collection devoted entirely to her science-fiction work. It includes the critically acclaimed novelette Riding the White Bull, along with seven other tales of a less-than-utopian future. Ranging from the wastelands and mountains of Mars to the streets of a late 21st-century Manhattan, from the moons of Europa and Saturn to an iceless Antarctica, these tales bring Kiernan’s trademark brand of the eco-gothic to bear on what it means to be human and the paths and decisions that may face mankind....
-
Dear Sweet Filthy World
- By: Caitlín R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Chelsea Stephens, Xe Sands, Paul Woodson, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
What exactly is the difference between a love letter and a suicide note? Is there really any difference at all? These might be the questions posed by Dear Sweet Filthy World, Caitlin R. Kiernan’s 14th collection of short fiction, comprising 28 uncollected and impossible-to-find stories. Here are 28 tales of apocalypse and rebirth, of miraculous transformation and utter annihilation. Here is the place where professing your undying devotion might be precisely the same thing as signing your own death warrant or worse.
-
-
Dark, haunting, ominously sensual. Grade A Kieran!
- By Ski Bear on 06-13-23
-
Tales of Pain and Wonder
- By: Caitlín R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Xe Sands, Sophie Amoss, Amy Landon, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This collection of 22 short stories by the author of Daughter of Hounds and Alabaster firmly established Caitlín R. Kiernan as one of the preeminent voices in dark fantasy today. Through a cycle of interconnected narratives, Kiernan unflinchingly explores a surreal world where the fantastic and the mundane are never separated by more than the insubstantial thickness of a shadow.
-
Agents of Dreamland
- Tinfoil Dossier, Book 1
- By: Caitlin R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Danny Campbell, Chelsea Stephens
- Length: 2 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A government special agent known only as the Signalman gets off a train on a stunningly hot morning in Winslow, Arizona. Later that day he meets a woman in a diner to exchange information about an event that happened a week earlier for which neither has an explanation but which haunts the Signalman. In a ranch house near the shore of the Salton Sea, a cult leader gathers up the weak and susceptible - the Children of the Next Level - and offers them something to believe in and a chance for transcendence. The future is coming, and they will help to usher it in.
-
-
I Really Enjoyed It
- By KC Miller on 10-22-20
-
Two Worlds and In Between
- The Best of Caitlin R. Kiernan, Vol. 1
- By: Caitlín R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: various narrators, Jayme Mattler, Helen Lloyd, and others
- Length: 24 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Two Worlds and In Between: The Best of Caitlín R. Kiernan presents a stunning retrospective of the first 10 years of the author’s work. It is a compilation of more than 200,000 words of short fiction, including many of her most acclaimed stories as well as some of the author’s personal favorites; several previously uncollected, hard-to-find pieces; her sci-fi novella, The Dry Salvages; and a rare collaboration with Poppy Z. Brite.
-
-
Amazing collection!
- By Ross on 08-24-20
-
Low Red Moon
- By: Caitlin R. Kiernan
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 15 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Several years after the events of Threshold, Chance and Deacon have married. They're looking ahead to the future, trying to put the horrors of the past behind them. But new nightmares await them as a woman with a thirst for violence enters their lives. And something even worse has followed her.
-
Once Upon a Time
- New Fairy Tales
- By: Paula Guran, Theodora Goss, Caitlin R. Kiernan, and others
- Narrated by: Kate Baker
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Eighteen extraordinary authors devise all-new fairy tales: imaginative reinterpretations of the familiar, evocative new myths, speculations beyond the traditional realm of "once upon a time." Often dark, occasionally humorous, always enthralling, these stories find a certain Puss in a near-future New York, an empress bargaining with a dragon, a princess turned into a raven, a king's dancing daughters with powerful secrets, great heroism, terrible villainy, sparks of mischief, and a great deal more.
-
-
Pleasantly Surprised
- By Gracy100m on 03-12-20
By: Paula Guran, and others
-
Songs of a Dead Dreamer and Grimscribe
- By: Thomas Ligotti, Jeff VanderMeer - foreword
- Narrated by: Jon Padgett, Linda Jones
- Length: 21 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Thomas Ligotti’s debut collection, Songs of a Dead Dreamer, and his second, Grimscribe, permanently inscribed a new name in the pantheon of horror fiction. Influenced by the strange terrors of Lovecraft and Poe and by the brutal absurdity of Kafka, Ligotti eschews cheap, gory thrills for his own brand of horror, which shocks at the deepest, existential, levels.
-
-
Incredible!
- By Erik McHatton on 02-27-23
By: Thomas Ligotti, and others
-
Corpsemouth and Other Autobiographies
- By: John Langan
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 13 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
John Langan, author of the Bram Stoker Award-winning novel The Fisherman, returns with ten new tales of cosmic horror in Corpsemouth and Other Autobiographies. In these stories, he continues to chart the course of twenty-first century weird fiction, from the unfamiliar to the familial, the unfathomably distant to the intimate.
-
-
Finally more John Langan in audiobook form
- By Anonymous User on 09-10-23
By: John Langan
-
Lisey's Story
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Mare Winningham
- Length: 19 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lisey lost her husband, Scott, two years ago, after a 25-year marriage of profound and sometimes frightening intimacy. Scott was an award-winning, best-selling novelist and a very complicated man. Early in their relationship, before they married, Lisey knew there was a place Scott went - a place that both terrified and healed him, could eat him alive or give him the ideas he needed in order to live. Now it’s Lisey’s turn to face Scott’s demons, to go to that terrifying place known as Boo’ya Moon.
-
-
Oh, wow.
- By Joseph on 11-24-08
By: Stephen King
-
Bag of Bones
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Stephen King
- Length: 21 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Even four years after the sudden death of his wife, best selling novelist Mike Noonan can't stop grieving, nor can he return to his writing. He moves into his isolated house by the lake, which becomes the site of ghostly visitations, ever-escalating nightmares, and the sudden recovery of his writing ability. What are the forces that have been unleashed here - and what do they want of Mike Noonan?
-
-
My Favorite King Novel
- By Michael on 12-26-02
By: Stephen King
-
The Best Horror of the Year, Volume 4
- By: Ellen Datlow - author/editor, Stephen King, Peter Straub
- Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell, Rebecca Mitchell, Michael Healy, and others
- Length: 16 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
With tales from Laird Barron, Stephen King, John Langan, Peter Straub, and many others, and featuring Datlow’s comprehensive overview of the year in horror, now, more than ever, The Best Horror of the Year provides the petrifying horror fiction readers have come to expect - and enjoy.
-
-
Only a few decent stories in this bunch.
- By Jerry on 12-06-14
By: Ellen Datlow - author/editor, and others
-
Just After Sunset
- Stories
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Stephen King, Jill Eikenberry, Holter Graham, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Just After Sunset - call it dusk, call it twilight, it's a time when human intercourse takes on an unnatural cast, when nothing is quite as it appears, when the imagination begins to reach for shadows as they dissipate to darkness and living daylight can be scared right out of you. It's the perfect time for Stephen King.
-
-
King scores another coup
- By Jeff G. on 03-21-09
By: Stephen King