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Narrated by:
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Patrick Lawlor
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Julie Schaller
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By:
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Wendy Northcutt
About this listen
The human race's most popular humor series returns with a new collection of macabre mishaps and misadventures. Honoring those who improve our gene pool by inadvertently removing themselves from it, The Darwin Awards 5: Next Evolution shows how uncommon common sense still is.
Check out the rest of our Darwin Awards titles!©2008 Wendy Northcutt (P)2008 Wendy NorthcuttListeners also enjoyed...
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- Judededude
- 02-05-09
Hilarious
The level of stupidity of man is incredible - some of these had me lauging all day long. I would have rated 5 stars, but I didn't care for the accents that were added for foreign articles - the accents were clearly fake, and were hard to understand. Otherwise, great.
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- James
- 05-08-10
A Lot of Good Laughs At Humans Being Human
This was a fun book to listen to and it reminds me of how close all us are from time to time being an entry in the next edition.
It would be a great book to gather friends an family around to have some great laughs!
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