
The Coronavirus Bible: A Pandemic Parody
Revised Satirical Version
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John Spencer
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Quintessential quarantine quips!
The Coronavirus Bible is what happens when a bunch of Christian comedians get together (virtually) during quarantine to raise money to support those in need.
Containing satirical COVID-19 takes on more than 60 beloved Bible stories and parables, including:
- Genesis 11 - The Tower of Toilet Rolls
- Psalm 23 - The Lord Is My Sales Assistant
- John 2 - Jesus Turns Water into Hand Sanitizer
- Luke 10 - The Parable of the Social Distancing Samaritan
- John 6 - Jesus Turns 5 Toilet Rolls into 5,000
- Ephesians 6 - Put on the PPE of God
This coronavirus comedy bible will not only raise a laugh, but also raise funds to help those in need. And since laughter is also good medicine, you’ll be helping yourself, too. Honest.
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