The Constant Rabbit
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Andrew Wincott
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By:
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Jasper Fforde
About this listen
"Reads like a crazed cross between Watership Down and Nineteen Eighty-Four." (The Guardian)
A new stand-alone novel from the New York Times best-selling author of Early Riser and the Thursday Next series.
England, 2022. There are 1.2 million human-size rabbits living in the UK. They wear clothes and can walk, talk, and drive cars, the result of an inexplicable Spontaneous Anthropomorphizing Event 55 years earlier.
A family of rabbits is about to move into Much Hemlock, a cozy little village in Middle England where life revolves around summer fetes, jam making, gossipy corner stores, and the oh-so-important Spick & Span awards for the best-kept village.
No sooner have the rabbits arrived than the villagers decide they must depart, citing their propensity to burrow and breed and their shameless levels of veganism.
But Mrs. Constance Rabbit is made of sterner stuff, and she and her family decide they are to stay. Unusually, their neighbors - longtime resident Peter Knox and his daughter, Pippa - decide to stand with them...and soon discover that you can be a friend to rabbits or to humans, but not both. With a blossoming romance, acute cultural differences, enforced rehoming to a MegaWarren in Wales, and the full power of the ruling United Kingdom Anti-Rabbit Party against them, Peter and Pippa are about to question everything they had ever thought about their friends, their nation, and their species.
An inimitable blend of satire, fantasy, and thriller, The Constant Rabbit is the latest dazzlingly original foray into Jasper Fforde's ever-astonishing creative genius.
©2020 Jasper Fforde (P)2020 Penguin AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Out walking near the rain-swelled river running past her small Welsh town, she comes across the body of Amber Morgan. Fabia’s police training tells her instantly that the death is the result of foul play. But no longer in the force, all she can do is call it in. Yet she has mixed feelings when she discovers it is her former colleague, Matt Lambert, newly promoted to chief inspector, who will head the investigation into the girl’s death.
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A Trip To Wales
- By Jean on 04-15-19
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Sweet Little Lies
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Cat Kinsella overcame a troubled childhood to become a detective constable. When she’s called to the scene of a murder, not far from the pub her estranged father still runs, she discovers that Alice Lapaine is dead. Cat and her team suspect Alice’s husband, until she receives a phone call that links the victim to Maryanne Doyle, a teenage girl who went missing in Ireland 18 years earlier. The call raises uneasy memories for Cat. Though she was only a child, Cat knew that her father wasn’t telling the truth when he denied knowing anything about Maryanne or her disappearance.
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My favorite book this year
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At LAST!!!
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- Goldie
- 07-30-24
Ffabulous ffun.
An enjoyable story, rife with wit, that can serve as an absurdly sensible satire of sapien absurdity.
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- Christy
- 01-09-24
Satire at its finest
This was an excellent book. A truly perfect example of political satire and absurdism, and really did a wonderful job of showcasing the absolute idiocy of right-wing politics. It also makes the excellent and very important point that silence and complicity in the face of hatred and bigotry makes one just as guilty of it as those who are actually committing the actions. But, just like Constance says, everyone is capable of change and growth if they really want to do it.
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- Tonya J.
- 07-06-22
new idea for sure
it was hard to get into the beginning, slow start. As it continued I still don't totally know if I like the main character. the story was enough that I wanted to keep going, original idea for sure
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- Emily
- 05-11-21
Another Great Book by Jasper Fforde
If you like anything by Jasper Fforde, you'll really enjoy this book.
The story takes place in a dystopian near future and is complex and detailed. It is highly critical of humans and the modern world, but also emotionally compelling. I really didn't see the end coming and broke down in tears at the very end.
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- C. Fredrickson
- 01-12-21
Jasper Fforde back to form! Delightful listen.
Jasper Fforde back to form! Delightful listen.
I've been a fan for years. Didn't make it through his last one though. It was too dark. This one feels like more like a return to a (slightly) more playful voice.
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-03-22
just keep going
slow to get involved but witty, satirical and relevant to many of the issue still facing the UK as well as USA.
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- Andrew L. Carter
- 11-23-20
Enjoyable throughout.
At first some confusion between characters, then thoroughly engrossing and enjoyable. unforeseen ending. want sequel.
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- Andrea Hall
- 12-19-22
Great literature
The 1st chapter was difficult to follow, but then it gets good! Not sure how his daughter became a rabbit…?
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- Anya Kolesnikoff
- 07-14-23
Great Jasper Fforde book, perfectly narrated
A classic adventure that keeps you engaged and curious throughout. Really loved the narrator. Recommend for any fans of Fforde’s other works.
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- Saltlab
- 01-19-21
its ok
trying a bit too hard to be cute with names I think. Story is ok, but too easily compared to Orwell mashup.
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