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John R. Erickson
About this listen
Hank is in real trouble this time. Loper and Sally May's relatives are coming for Christmas dinner, and Sally May has been working to get the entire ranch in order - including preparing for the Christmas feast. Unfortunately, when she discovers that the turkey she bought has met a terrible end, she pins the blame on Hank! Is he the guilty party, or have more sinister forces been at work to frame him for the crime?
Later that day things seem to be looking up - that is until the replacement Christmas turkey flies the coop, too, landing Hank in even deeper trouble! Can an act of true heroism right the terrible wrong and salvage Hank's reputation, or is he doomed to spend the rest of his doggie days in exile? Slim belts out "Good-bye to the Turkey, Hello Tuna Fish".
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- keho
- 11-05-17
Top Hank performance!
This our family's all time favorite Hank case...you get hunting, Turkey bowl with the cousins, restitution for the cat and Hanks best Christmas gift. It will warm the cocklburs of your hearts.
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- Alicia Lee
- 03-23-17
This is an Awesome story !!!!👍👍👍
My family and I listen to Hank the cow dog all of the time, and we this is one of our favorites 😍😍👍👌
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- William Evans
- 06-18-16
I love it!
This is certainly a disaster! I love the part about football, since I like football😀
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- Audrie C.
- 10-31-17
Erickson has done it again!
Absolutely a family Favorite! Hank to the rescue again! There’s nothing like family time and a great Hank the Cowdog Book! Thank you Mr. Erickson for sharing his story!
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- edumama
- 03-20-24
This is a great book
Omg yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes amazing book plzz make even more omg yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes 👍👍
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- AK Mama Bear
- 06-19-24
A Christmas mystery
We LOVE Hank the cowdog! This Christmas mystery on the ranch did not disappoint.
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- thomas howard
- 10-16-15
Never disappointed
What made the experience of listening to The Christmas Turkey Disaster the most enjoyable?
I have been a dedicated listener to Hank the Cowdog audiobooks for a long long time (since they were on cassette) and this is as classic as they get.
What was one of the most memorable moments of The Christmas Turkey Disaster?
When Hank destroys his own bed in protest and realizes he has no where to sleep anymore.
What about John R. Erickson’s performance did you like?
He nails Hank and Drover's voices every time. Every. Time.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
I listen to them all at one sitting (they aren't that long.)
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- Anonymous User
- 11-07-17
can't stop reading them
loved it.they never disappoint me.I cant wait until I get to read the next one.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-18-19
Hank delivers just like Santa
You can never go wrong with a Hank story and this Christmas one was exactly what we were looking for.
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- Always Reading
- 11-28-20
John Erickson strikes gold again with Hank.
Our family has listened to Hank the Cowdog books on many road trips. This book is another hit with young and old alike.
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