
The Biggest Ever Book of Yo Momma Jokes
You Must Know Before You Die!
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About the series:
The You Must Know Before You Die! series is a fascinating and immersive educational collection of publications that delve deep into numerous and far-reaching subjects across the educational spectrum, ranging from Greek Mythology and evolution to history and the constructs of our universe. You have much to learn before the Grim Reaper comes-a-calling, so listen on to fill your mind with mountains upon mountains of insightful knowledge, all written in a light-hearted and fun fashion. Knowledge you can use for a brighter tomorrow!
About the book:
Yo mamma is going to hate this book! It is filled to the rafters with more jokes than yo momma can stand! I wouldn’t want to be yo momma right about now!
Okay, okay that’s enough of that. Listen on to fill your boots with a whole arsenal of jokes ready to be fired at will. Just don’t blame me if yo momma takes offence and slaps you!
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