
The Adventures of Mary Brown
The Mary Brown Novels, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Teresa-May Whittaker
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By:
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Bernice Bloom
About this listen
Welcome to the world of Mary Brown...the comic creation of best-selling novelist Bernice Bloom
Over half a million copies sold!
A chance meeting with an old school friend sends Mary Brown off on three fabulous adventures. First, it’s to a safari in South Africa. She arrives dressed like Meryl Streep in Out of Africa and ends the trip stuck in a tree wearing nothing but her knickers.
Next, she’s off on a cruise: It's the trip of a lifetime, featuring eat-all-you-can buffets and a trek through Europe with a 96-year-old widower called Frank and a friendship with a flamboyant Spanish dancer called Juan Pedro. There are a few issues to be dodged--like the ex-boyfriend who’s on the boat. Happily, there’s a handsome captain to distract her and some wonderful countries to enjoy.
Her final trip is to find inner peace on a yoga weekend. Mary’s never done yoga before, but how hard can it be? A bit of chanting, some toe touching, and a new leotard. Easy! She heads for the countryside to get in touch with her chi and her third eye. And that's when it all goes wrong.
Note: This book was previously released as a series of mini books in the Adorable Fat Girl series of books. It now has a new name and a sparkling new cover!
©2023 Alison Kervin (P)2023 Alison KervinListeners also enjoyed...
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