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Narrated by:
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Lucas D. Smith
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By:
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Joel M. Andre
About this listen
In this dark, philosophical tale of horror, a man has the opportunity to sit down with Death. What he discovers is that the dying process is a little more complex than he imagined and that making a deal with the Grim Reaper comes with a price.
©2012 Joel Haynie (P)2012 Joel HaynieListeners also enjoyed...
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