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T. L. BROWN
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I don’t care how nice your pants are. They never look as good on you as a dress. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Ladies, have you been trying your hand at ridiculous role reversals when it comes to dating? Do you find yourself second-guessing whether you should pick up the tab at dinner just to appear "independent"? Tired of being bombarded by bogus advice that encourages you to "woman up" by "manning up"?
Listen up. Don't be misled by the breast - and uterus-less, or guilted into using ineffective love tactics that won't get you what you want. Men of poor quality have been getting over like fat, creepy rats, sitting back, watching women jump through hoops, and hop over hurdles just to prove their romantic "worthiness".
Stop exhausting yourself in the name of acquiring love. Stop trying to stand out to a man - and apart from other women - in all the wrong ways. Get your expectations off the floor and keep your standards high. Take back what's yours. And what's yours is power. The power to steer the relationship in the direction of your choosing while keeping your fabulous femininity intact.
Ready to ditch those manly moves and wiggle back into your womanhood? This book will show you how.
Pink Leather Ink Books for and about pretty strong women and girls.
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GOOD READ!
I enjoyed it! The narration was great. This was my first book by this author but definitely not my last! I look forward to reading more books by this author! I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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