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Dylan Drakes
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Dylan Drakes
About this listen
An ode to love: The greatest of life's afflictions.
Stupid Boy Syndrome: 28 Poems on Love, Lust and Loss is a queer-perspective poetry chapbook on the themes of love and loss, friendship and fall-outs, sex and seduction.
At once heartfelt and whimsical, frivolous, and mournful, Stupid Boy Syndrome takes listeners on a whirlwind trip through the many ways that love enriches our lives. From the biting ache for the boy that got away, to the skin-tingling thrill of locking eyes across a room, to the soul-tearing battle between logic and lust.
©2022 Dylan Drakes (P)2022 Dylan DrakesListeners also enjoyed...
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