
Sprinkle Glitter on My Grave
Observations, Rants, and Other Uplifting Thoughts About Life
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Jill Kargman
About this listen
The star of Bravo's breakout scripted comedy Odd Mom Out shares her razor-sharp wit and backhanded wisdom in a deeply observed and outrageously funny collection of musings, lists, essays, and outrages.
From her unique lingo (things don't simply frighten her, they M. Night Shyamalan her out) to her gimlet-eyed view of narrow-mindedness to her morbid but curiously life-affirming parenting style, Jill Kargman is nothing if not original. In this hilarious new book, the sharp-elbowed mother of three turns her unconventional lens on life and death and everything in between, including:
- The politically correct peer pressure she felt from the new moms in her hood, the women who provided the grist for the mill of her hit television show
- The evolution of her aesthetic from Miami Vice vibrant (a very brief flirtation) to Wednesday-Addams-meets-rocker chic
- Her deep-seated New Yorker's discomfort with moving vehicles that aren't taxis and subways (aka "suburban panic disorder")
- The family obsession with reading obituaries for their medical revelations and real estate news value
- The reasons why, in a land of tan-orexic baby-oil beach bakers, she chooses to honor the valor of her ghostly pallor
From a hellish visit to the Happiest Place on Earth to her unusual wedding night with Russell Crowe to her adrenaline-pumping gay pride parade experience, Sprinkle Glitter on My Grave is as wonderfully indecent and entertaining as a spring break road trip with your best friend. Assuming your best friend is the kind of gal who still wears a motorcycle jacket to pick up the kids at school.
“We love her on Bravo’s Odd Mom Out, and in Sprinkle Glitter on My Grave, Jill Kargman brings us a hilarious essay collection about life, death, and everything in between.” (PopSugar)
“[A] love letter to her deeply macabre family.” (Vogue)
“The creator of Bravo’s Odd Mom Out, Kargman dishes out a variety of essays that poke fun at herself, her family, friends, and the world in general.... Prepare to laugh.” (Kirkus Reviews)
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- LaurieNYC
- 09-12-16
#Obsessed
LOVED!!!! Seriously. I haven't read (er.. listened to) a book this lighthearted and funny in a long time. Jill's voice adds a lot to the enjoyment factor.
My one and only complaint: It's too short!
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- Anni Geissmann
- 09-08-17
Love Jill!!!
Jill is amazing and I laughed hysterically every time I listened to this in my 30 mile drive to work! I couldn't wait to listen and the cameo from Abby Elliot as Brooke Von Weber is the best!!!!
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- Kim
- 09-22-17
laughed often!
Narrated by author and pretty entertaining. Also ex sister in law and friend of Drew Barrymore!
I laughed quite a bit at Jill Kargmans observations.....especially about Disney parks!
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- kim bellavia
- 01-15-19
Jill's Voice
I adore her jnarrating her own stuff only she can own it! Keep sending me Jills work when she narrates please
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-29-16
perfect
I didn't realize how much of herself Jill puts into her show odd mom out. I love that she is who she is and no sorry about it. loved all her stories and grievances and real life experiences. it was too short for me!! I wantore from Jill. she's got great humor and she's a lively story teller
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- joel
- 10-18-16
Jill is definitely my celeb straight girl crush!
So funny I nearly pissed my pants laughing. Jill is that one girl crush for every gay man.
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- Alex
- 08-13-18
great listen!
can't believe they cancelled her show, hope her new pilot gets picked up! this book is both hilarious and heartfelt, I adore her honesty and a glimpse into NYC life.
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- Cindy Lubin
- 11-04-16
laughed thru the whole book
I just love Jill. I am a huge fan of Odd Mom Out. I always feel I could relate to her character. after listening to this book I realize it isn't an act. her rants are so relatable. if you can't handle 4 letter words then this isn't for you. Jill thank you for making sitting in my car fun again.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-04-23
A one time read.
I’m fine that I used a credit on this book. Funny tidbits here and there and interesting takes on her life experiences. But the book has become dated and I cringed more than a few times throughout. The author’s perspective is so unique to her that I don’t think she realizes how spoiled she is and portrays herself through the book. Definitely gives major “I have a mondo stomachache from eating to much gourmet caviar and champs all day. Poor me” vibes.
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- E.R.
- 10-06-16
Really annoying
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I'd seen "Odd Mom Out" and thought it was funny, so I thought I'd give one of Jill's books a try. I didn't make it past the 2nd chapter. Jill seems to thing that more curse words=more coolness. I'm not even that bothered by expletives, but it's tiring when there are 1-2 in each sentence, mingled with Yiddish words. Jill Kargman tries very hard to convince you what a hip and goth-cool mom she is. I was annoyed and couldn't take any more of it by the 2nd chapter. I returned this audiobook.
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