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Narrated by:
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Wil Wheaton
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Ron Perlman
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By:
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Ben H. Winters
About this listen
A darkly comedic thriller by the New York Times best-selling author of Underground Airlines, The Last Policeman, and the Audible Originals Q&A and Inside Jobs.
Jack Diller is just one more struggling actor on the road to nowhere. He’s got an agent who barely remembers his name, his ex-girlfriend has hooked up with a Silicon Valley dude, and the milk in his fridge is so far past its sell-by date it’s historic. The only way Jack can scrape together a bare existence is by delivering food to exactly the types of successful people he wishes he could be.
Then, one day, a very strange audiobook shows up on his phone. The Killer Instinct seems to be your basic self-help guide, narrated by a washed-up action star named Hector Bruno, and brimming with cheesy advice for how to get your life together.
With so little to lose, Jack starts listening...and listening some more. He starts talking to Hector like he’s his best friend.
And then...Hector starts talking back.
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In an authoritarian America, personal freedoms are at risk, information is being controlled, and legal citizens suddenly find themselves being deported. A growing resistance movement is active, angry, and looking to strike back. And a TV show for kids may be the key. Enter Celeste Montgomery and Bailey Vance. Celeste is an intern for the show that features Bailey singing and dancing with puppets. While Bailey teaches the kids about geography, Celeste is planting codes into the script, songs, background, whatever she can do to pass messages for the resistance.
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So hard to get past the cartoon voice
- By Chris on 04-10-23
By: Mur Lafferty
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Discordia
- An Audible Original
- By: Max Barry
- Narrated by: Andrew Call
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
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He's a part-time gardener and car thief. She's a murderous nun on a holy mission from another dimension. Together, they can save the world from a politically charged alien invasion - but only if the world wants to be saved. From Max Barry, the author of Jennifer Government, Providence and Lexicon comes a satirical speculative adventure for fans of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and Adjustment Day by Chuck Palahniuk.
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If the Enlightened Centrism meme gained sentience
- By Gerardo Iván Ascencio Salcedo on 10-21-21
By: Max Barry
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The Quiet Boy
- By: Ben H. Winters
- Narrated by: William DeMeritt
- Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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In 2008, a cheerful ambulance-chasing lawyer named Jay Shenk persuades the grieving Keener family to sue a private LA hospital. Their son, Wesley, has been transformed by a routine surgery into a kind of golem, absent all normal functioning or personality, walking in endless empty circles around his hospital room. In 2019, Shenk - still in practice but a shell of his former self - is hired to defend Wesley Keener’s father when he is charged with murder...the murder, as it turns out, of the expert witness from the 2008 hospital case.
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Think twice
- By eugene m edele on 08-10-21
By: Ben H. Winters
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Grand Theft Astro
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
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It is the distant future, and Baird is a loner, a part time spy, and a notorious alleged thief. “Notorious” for the audacity of her crimes; “alleged” because nobody has ever been able to legally prove she committed any of them. When the hush-hush agency known as the Toolbox recruits Baird, being a clandestine operative seems like a great way to get paid to do what she already does anyway. That is, until a mission goes wrong, and Baird is infected with a deadly virus.
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gARgles = Aumented Reality Goggles
- By MeDC on 08-02-21
By: Scott Meyer
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Alexander X
- Battle for Forever, Book 1
- By: Edward Savio
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Alexander Grant is a little too good at a few too many things. Two dozen martial arts. Twice that many languages. Chess, the piano, sports, forging excused absences, you name it. He graduated high school top of his class 17 times. Of course, no one knows any of this. Not that he wants to go unnoticed. It’s just safer that way.
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More for Young Readers
- By Kerr on 09-23-19
By: Edward Savio
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Project Kawayan
- By: Randy Ribay
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens, Richard Ferrone, Jennifer Aquino, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
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You wake up floating. Not in the air, but horizontally in a coffin-sized chamber filled with blue gelatinous fluid. You do not remember what this is. You do not remember why you are here. You do not remember who you are.
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as annoying as talking to answering service
- By Svetlana on 08-07-22
By: Randy Ribay
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Gun Runner
- By: Larry Correia, John Brown
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 18 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Once, Jackson Rook was a war hero. Raised from boyhood to pilot an exosuit mech, he’d fought gallantly for the rebellion against the Collectivists. But that was a long time ago, on a world very far away. Now, Jackson Rook is a criminal, a smuggler on board the Multipurpose Supply Vehicle Tar Heel. His latest mission: steal a top-of-the-line mech called the Citadel and deliver it to the far-flung planet Swindle, a world so hostile even the air will kill you. The client: a man known only as the Warlord.
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Agree with Others
- By LivinInKY on 02-04-21
By: Larry Correia, and others
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No Kindness Too Soon
- By: Sylvain Neuvel
- Narrated by: Melanie Nicholls-King, Deepti Gupta, Neil Hellegers, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 34 mins
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A mysterious radio signal is picked up from a neighboring star system. A group of experts is brought to the floor of the Grand Canyon to investigate its origin and its meaning as the planet suffers one natural disaster after another. Cut off from the rest of the world, they must question everything, including each other, if they hope to solve the mystery.
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The very kindness I needed...
- By Deb A. on 08-13-22
By: Sylvain Neuvel
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4 Ways to Stop Self-Sabotage
- By: Judy Ho
- Narrated by: Judy Ho
- Length: 36 mins
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Whether it’s by procrastinating or undermining our own abilities, we often let ourselves get in the way of our happiness or success. Why do we create our own obstacles and - more importantly - how do we stop? In this workshop, award-winning clinical psychologist and TV personality Dr. Judy Ho identifies the six thought triggers that often lead to self-sabotage, then lays out the four strategies that will help you fight these thought patterns and allow you to reach your best life.
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Hits home
- By Amber Jones on 04-21-21
By: Judy Ho
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Stan Lee's Alliances: A Trick of Light
- By: Stan Lee, Kat Rosenfield, Created by Stan Lee, and others
- Narrated by: Yara Shahidi
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
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What is more real? A world we are born into or one we create for ourselves? Legendary creator, master storyteller, and cultural icon Stan Lee sets off into a new universe in search of answers to some of the most pressing questions of our time! The only question left: Will you join him on this journey?
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About the narrator....
- By Helen on 07-03-19
By: Stan Lee, and others
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Vicarious
- By: Rhett C. Bruno
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton, Katherine McNamara
- Length: 13 hrs and 5 mins
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In High Earth, digital entertainment is everything. Shows. Virtual worlds. Simulations - there’s something for everybody in a city where working for a living has been rendered obsolete by technological advancements. Even a short walk outside to visit with others is no longer necessary. Just load into the network and you can be with anyone, anywhere. For Asher Reinhart, nothing compares to Ignis; a live reality show that pushes human beings to their very extremes.
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Fastest read ever!
- By Willis Burns on 04-13-21
By: Rhett C. Bruno
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A Change of Plans
- A Short Story
- By: Dennis E. Taylor
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Earth is dying, and humanity is scrambling to set up colonies in other star systems. But the search process for habitable planets is not perfect, as the crew of the Ouroboros discover on arrival at their new home.
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Note to Amazon and Movie Producers!!
- By Vaughn on 06-18-20
By: Dennis E. Taylor
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Bewilderness, Part One: Threshold
- By: Jonathan Maberry
- Narrated by: Shayna Small
- Length: 3 hrs and 28 mins
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Dr. Abby Corman has a bold idea: open a stable doorway between our world and an uninhabited parallel Earth. A new world we can use to mine resources to end poverty, grow enough food to end all hunger, and allow for population growth to end overcrowding. What could be a more noble aspiration for a brilliant young scientist? But the path to hell is paved with good intentions....
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Simple
- By nick on 12-05-20
By: Jonathan Maberry
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- Jaxon
- 05-30-22
Entertaining and slightly thought provoking, overall humorous
I really wasn’t sure where this book was going for the first half hour or so. There’s quite a bit of silliness and it skips a bit, but overall it turned into a very good listen. The ending is worth it and I’d recommend others give it a shot if they’re looking for something that’s lighthearted with a little darkness and death mixed in. Thanks
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- Kari
- 05-30-22
Dean Koontz style
Good story with a great narrator!
Nice build up and delivery.
The style reminded me of late night staying awake in middle school, not able to put down Dean Koontz.
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- NSGirl
- 05-28-22
Entertaining!
I'm addicted to Audible books and podcasts. This one was funny, a little weird, and just fantastic. Will Weaton is a great narrator. He wasn't just reading the lines like some do. He was emotive and impactful. Ron Perlman has such a distinct voice, and it fit the character perfectly.
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- Barky
- 07-05-22
Love this story
Short and snappy. Well written and paced really well. Loved the twist at the end.
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- jaf
- 06-14-22
What a romp
Funny, inventive, great performances. Worth the listen! Thought it got cringy near the end but it redeemed itself smartly
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- Erica Manfred
- 06-20-22
So much fun
Loved this book. Dark comedy is my favorite genre. Narrator was perfect. Love to read another by this author
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- rocketnerd
- 07-12-22
I smiled through the whole thing
This audiobook is sick. I enjoyed every minute of it. Performances by the actors were excellent and complementary. It could have been an episode of the Twilight Zone.
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- Upsidedan
- 07-15-22
incredible story....and the BEST narrators ever
sofa king weird and cool. I laughed and I was struck with awe. I wish there were more crazy stories like this
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- soaked
- 07-21-22
loove both narrators...
loove both narrators...I will look for more with works narrated by either both of them or singular.
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- Jim Conyngham
- 08-03-22
Great
Story: (No spoilers!) Ben H. Winters is a darned good writer. I've enjoyed many of his novels. This story requires just a bit more "suspension of disbelief" than usual, but it's worth it. A very modern Faustian fantasy, with a Twilight Zone-ish ending.
Performance: Will Wheaton and Ron Perelman are perfectly cast.
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