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- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton, Ron Perlman
- Length: 3 hrs and 46 mins
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Publisher's summary
A darkly comedic thriller by the New York Times best-selling author of Underground Airlines, The Last Policeman, and the Audible Originals Q&A and Inside Jobs.
Jack Diller is just one more struggling actor on the road to nowhere. He’s got an agent who barely remembers his name, his ex-girlfriend has hooked up with a Silicon Valley dude, and the milk in his fridge is so far past its sell-by date it’s historic. The only way Jack can scrape together a bare existence is by delivering food to exactly the types of successful people he wishes he could be.
Then, one day, a very strange audiobook shows up on his phone. The Killer Instinct seems to be your basic self-help guide, narrated by a washed-up action star named Hector Bruno, and brimming with cheesy advice for how to get your life together.
With so little to lose, Jack starts listening...and listening some more. He starts talking to Hector like he’s his best friend.
And then...Hector starts talking back.
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
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Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
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- Jaxon
- 05-30-22
Entertaining and slightly thought provoking, overall humorous
I really wasn’t sure where this book was going for the first half hour or so. There’s quite a bit of silliness and it skips a bit, but overall it turned into a very good listen. The ending is worth it and I’d recommend others give it a shot if they’re looking for something that’s lighthearted with a little darkness and death mixed in. Thanks
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- Kari
- 05-30-22
Dean Koontz style
Good story with a great narrator!
Nice build up and delivery.
The style reminded me of late night staying awake in middle school, not able to put down Dean Koontz.
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- NSGirl
- 05-28-22
Entertaining!
I'm addicted to Audible books and podcasts. This one was funny, a little weird, and just fantastic. Will Weaton is a great narrator. He wasn't just reading the lines like some do. He was emotive and impactful. Ron Perlman has such a distinct voice, and it fit the character perfectly.
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- Barky
- 07-05-22
Love this story
Short and snappy. Well written and paced really well. Loved the twist at the end.
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- jaf
- 06-14-22
What a romp
Funny, inventive, great performances. Worth the listen! Thought it got cringy near the end but it redeemed itself smartly
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- Erica Manfred
- 06-20-22
So much fun
Loved this book. Dark comedy is my favorite genre. Narrator was perfect. Love to read another by this author
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- rocketnerd
- 07-12-22
I smiled through the whole thing
This audiobook is sick. I enjoyed every minute of it. Performances by the actors were excellent and complementary. It could have been an episode of the Twilight Zone.
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- Upsidedan
- 07-15-22
incredible story....and the BEST narrators ever
sofa king weird and cool. I laughed and I was struck with awe. I wish there were more crazy stories like this
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- soaked
- 07-21-22
loove both narrators...
loove both narrators...I will look for more with works narrated by either both of them or singular.
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- Jim Conyngham
- 08-03-22
Great
Story: (No spoilers!) Ben H. Winters is a darned good writer. I've enjoyed many of his novels. This story requires just a bit more "suspension of disbelief" than usual, but it's worth it. A very modern Faustian fantasy, with a Twilight Zone-ish ending.
Performance: Will Wheaton and Ron Perelman are perfectly cast.
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