Secrets of a Midlife Witch
The Bearsden Witch Series, Book 1
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A spellbinding paranormal women’s fiction novel from author J.C. Yeamans! Who knew one’s life was so full of secrets—a husband’s lies, a family history of witchcraft, a hidden coven, and supernatural beings, wreaking havoc in her town. Join Gwynedd Crowther on her journey into magic, mystery, and love.
Middle-aged Gwynedd Crowther is taking her first graduate class after 30 years in the small college town of Bearsden, Delaware while working a monotonous, part-time insurance job. Recovering from her husband’s death, she’s sleep-deprived and dealing with menopause. She feels lucky to get out of bed in the morning and put on matching shoes.
She meets Scottish professor Dr. Archibald Cockburn and her already jumpy demeanor is tested to the max. He’s younger, easy on the eyes, and amiable. Soon after, she begins to experience unusual phenomena and the weirdest hot flashes ever.
Her best friend convinces her to join the local pagan group of community members and Zillennial graduate students to expand her social circle. When the murder of a local homeless man occurs, her strange experiences go into overdrive, making her question her reality. Are these experiences real? Is the murderer a serial killer? Or something more sinister and supernatural?
Secrets of a Midlife Witch is a paranormal women’s fiction/urban fantasy and Book One in The Bearsden Witch Series. It is a dynamic series, and the books should be listened to in order.
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
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By: Andy Weir
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
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- Zinluvr
- 08-19-24
poorly narrated
Author should but have narrated with out some training on how to do different voices and sentence fiction. sometimes I didn't know who was speaking and if they're voices were different.
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- Tanya M.
- 10-25-23
It was a struggle
The concept of the story is there. Narration …. Ugg. I had to force myself to listen.
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- Designing Grandma
- 12-31-23
What a fun listen.
I'm new to this author so this was a great first book. Having it read by the author made it that much better because she knew her characters well.
The twists and turns for Gwen were intriguing. The storyline was well written.
Looking forward to book 2.
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