Red, White, and Blood
The President's Vampire, Book 3
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Audie Award Nominee, Best Thriller/Suspense Category, 2013
The presidential campaign trail, 2012: A political operative and a volunteer are brutally murdered while caught in a compromising position. Written in their blood on the wall of the crime scene: IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.
And with that, a centuries-old horror known only as the Boogeyman returns to taunt Nathaniel Cade, the president's vampire. Against the backdrop of the 2012 presidential race, with the threat of constant exposure by the media, Cade and Zach must stop the one monster Cade has never been able to defeat completely. And they must do it before the Boogeyman adds another victim to his long and bloody list: the President of the United States himself.
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- Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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U.S. Marshal Jameson Arkeley, the country’s foremost authority on vampires, taught police investigator and vampire fighter Laura Caxton everything she knows about monsters. After a bloody war visited upon Gettysburg by an army of vampires, Arkeley gave up his own life to save others—except he didn’t exactly die.
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- By Koutsunis on 05-06-10
By: David Wellington
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I Am Not a Serial Killer
- John Cleaver, Book 1
- By: Dan Wells
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
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John Wayne Cleaver is dangerous, and he knows it. He's obsessed with serial killers, but really doesn't want to become one. So for his own sake, and the safety of those around him, he lives by rigid rules he's written for himself, practicing normal life as if it were a private religion that could save him from damnation. Dead bodies are normal to John. They don't demand or expect the empathy he's unable to offer. Perhaps that's what gives him the objectivity to recognize that there's something different about the body the police have just found behind the Wash-n-Dry Laundromat - and to appreciate what that difference means.
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WRONG CATEGORY - THIS IS NOT A MYSTERY
- By guy on 02-27-19
By: Dan Wells
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Two Weeks' Notice
- A Revivalist Novel, Book 2
- By: Rachel Caine
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
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After dying and being revived with the experimental drug Returne, Bryn Davis is theoretically free to live her unlife - with regular doses to keep her going. But Bryn knows that the government has every intention of keeping a tight lid on Pharmadene's life-altering discovery, no matter the cost. Thankfully, some things have changed for the better; her job at the rechristened Davis Funeral Home is keeping her busy and her fragile romance with Patrick McCallister is blossoming.
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Bourne + iZombie + Terminator = Empire cliffhanger
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-05-23
By: Rachel Caine
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The Hunted
- By: Rachel Lee
- Narrated by: Therese Plummer
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
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Journalist Erin McKenna is not only investigating a major defense contractor suspected of complicity in the international sex-slave trade but testifying against them in court. Her world collapses when that same firm buys her newspaper and she's fired without explanation. Her home is ransacked, her computer stolen and she is attacked. FBI agent Jerod Westlake is haunted by the disappearance of his sister long ago, and has dedicated his life to ending the international sex-slave trade. When he discovers Erin wounded on the floor of her apartment, he swings into action to protect her as a witness - and as a woman.
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Should NEVER be billed as "Romantic" Suspense!!!!!
- By M. Davis on 08-16-12
By: Rachel Lee
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Yesterday's Gone: Season One
- By: Sean Platt, David Wright
- Narrated by: Chris Patton, Brian Holsopple, Ray Chase, and others
- Length: 15 hrs and 43 mins
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Can humanity Survive what it never saw coming? On October 15 at 2:15 a.ms Earth vanished. A scattered few woke alone in a world with no rules, other than survival at any cost. A journalist wanders the wretched reality of an empty New York, searching for his wife and son. A serial killer must hunt in a land where prey is now an endangered species. A mother shields her young daughter from danger through every terror-filled breath.
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Idk how it got such rave reviews!? horrible!!
- By Kate+4 on 05-26-18
By: Sean Platt, and others
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Monster Hunter International
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 24 hrs
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Five days after Owen Zastava Pitt pushed his insufferable boss out of a 14th story window, he woke up in the hospital with a scarred face, an unbelievable memory, and a job offer. It turns out that monsters are real. All the things from myth, legend, and B-movies are out there, waiting in the shadows. Some of them are evil, and some are just hungry. Monster Hunter International is the premier eradication company in the business. And now Owen is their newest recruit.
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Suprizingly entertaining
- By Konstantin on 02-17-12
By: Larry Correia
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Cold City
- Repairman Jack: Early Years Trilogy, Book 1
- By: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
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If you've never read a Repairman Jack novel, this is the place to begin. It's 1990. A twenty-one-year-old named Jack has dropped out of college, leaving his old life behind to build a new one in New York City. Manhattan's rough edges are jagged enough to shred any unwary newcomer, but perhaps not one who is determined to stay off the grid, at any cost, in the busiest metropolis on earth. And to do so, he'll have to take jobs of a less than legal nature.
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Fun, as long you don't think too much
- By Andrew Pollack on 01-17-14
By: F. Paul Wilson
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Libriomancer
- Magic ex Libris, Book 1
- By: Jim C. Hines
- Narrated by: David DeVries
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
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Isaac Vainio is a Libriomancer, a member of the secret organization founded five centuries ago by Johannes Gutenberg. Libriomancers are gifted with the ability to magically reach into books and draw forth objects. When Isaac is attacked by vampires that leaked from the pages of books into our world, he barely manages to escape. To his horror he discovers that vampires have been attacking other magic-users as well, and Gutenberg has been kidnapped.
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A reasonable start
- By Simon on 04-08-13
By: Jim C. Hines
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Blood Song
- Blood Singer, Book 1
- By: Cat Adams
- Narrated by: Arika Escalona
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
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Bodyguard Celia Graves has definitely accepted her share of weird assignments, both human and supernatural. But her newest job takes the cake. Guarding a prince from terrorists and religious fundamentalists is hard enough, but it seems like the entire supernatural world is after this guy too. When she is betrayed by those she is employed to help, and everything goes horribly wrong, Celia wakes to find herself transformed. Neither human nor vampire, Celia has become an abomination-something that should not exist-and now both human and supernatural alike want her dead.
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Blood Song
- By Andrew on 05-15-12
By: Cat Adams
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Kiss Her Goodbye
- A Fourth Dimension Thriller
- By: Robert Gregory Browne
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
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All ATF Agent Jack Donovan wants out of life is to do his job and work on his strained relationship with his daughter Jessie after a nasty divorce. But in a ruthless act of revenge by a charismatic madman, Jessie is kidnapped and buried alive, with barely enough oxygen to sustain her. Now the only man who can save her, the only man who knows where to find her, has just been shot dead - and the clock is ticking... So what's a father to do?
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Super supernatural thriller
- By shelley on 02-02-14
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Unwind
- Unwind Dystology, Book 1
- By: Neal Shusterman
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
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After America’s Second Civil War, the Pro-Choice and Pro-Life armies came to an agreement. According to their Bill of Life, human life may not be terminated from the moment of conception until the age of thirteen. But between the ages of thirteen and eighteen, the child may be gotten rid of by their parent through a process called “unwinding.”
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Chilling, Scary, Difficult to Read
- By Joe on 11-11-20
By: Neal Shusterman
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- Richard
- 10-10-12
A great series, the "Dexter" of Vampires
Would you consider the audio edition of Red, White, and Blood to be better than the print version?
The narration by Bronson Pinchot is outstanding, I had to go back and look if it was THAT Bronson Pinchot. He makes an already mesmerizing story Ultra-mesmerizing
Who was your favorite character and why?
Nathaniel Cade, he is a GOOD vampire, what else do you need to know?
What does Bronson Pinchot bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
His pacing is perfect, he distinguishes each character without tricks, he is the voice that anyone would want for their own internal narrator if they were reading it themselves
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
The ending, in the epilogue (not giving that away)
Any additional comments?
Bronson Pinchot should narrate of every other audible book, okay, maybe that is overdoing it, but he should take turns with John Lee, Pete Bradbury and Ron Perlman. The Nathaniel Cade series is not the typical "Twilight" spawned romantic vampire drivel being churned out for pubescent goth girls. This is a story with intelligence that you can sink your teeth into.
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- ALBailey
- 07-12-17
Could not stop listening
I really hope Farnsworth writes more of the Nathaniel Cade books. I need to know the resolution ....
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-12-17
entire series is incredible
check out the entire Nathanial Cade series all narrated by Bronson Pinchot. Pinchot brings the characters to life. I read the books when they first came out and reread them on audible. Excellent series, and great performance
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- Aziz
- 12-26-14
Still going strong
Great 3rd book in the series!
Great action, really interesting villains that actually make the good guys work extremely hard for their wins and even then they aren't wholly defeated, clinging on to life like a tick. I find this to be a refreshing change of pace from other series where the bad guys are eventually completely overwhelmed and the good guys win the day; here the bad guys sometimes actually WIN or cause so much damage as to be almost the same thing as winning.
Another thing I really like are the continuation of the short historical blurbs about cases that Cade has dealt with in the past, or accounts regarding notorious real-life serial killers who we learn have been affected by the supernatural in this fictional universe. These anecdotes really help to further the illusion of realism, grounding Farnsworth's characters in a semblance of reality that we as the readers are able to grasp, thereby tying us even more into the narrative.
One criticism I do have however is that I am disappointed by the fact that Cade, despite being able to think faster than any human being and having over a century of experience under his belt is unable to predict the rather obvious predicaments that he regularly finds himself in. For instance during the hotel shootout scene you would think that he as well as Zack and the FBI agents would stop to think that maybe the motorcycle satanist gang took all those pounds of C4 (which they know they possess) and wired the hotel to explode, but nooooo, Cade walks right in. There have been other times in the previous books where I've thought this as well but fortunately the rest of the book is so well put-together that I don't mind it too much.
Very much looking forward to book 4 what with how this book ended, holy crap! xD
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- Ticketbndr
- 07-17-22
Leaves you wanting more, but in a good way
I am a huge fan of Farnsworth's The President's Vampire series. I put off getting this one mainly because of some reviews that suggested the ending made them wish they'd never read (listened to) the book. I try to avoid explicit spoilers, so I wasn't sure of the exact reason. Eventually I was so desperate for more Cade I went ahead and bought it anyway. If you're a fan of the series, I think you will enjoy this story probably as much as the others. Everyone has their favorite of the three, but it's not like this one is the weakest link. The end of this one definitely leaves you dying for more. If the next one was available I'd have bought it within 2 minutes of finishing this one. But it's been ten years since this one came out, and even though Farnsworth has said he hopes to continue the series at some point - and has released a couple very short novellas available, I believe, only in eBook form - I'm not terribly optimistic he's going to add a full length novel anytime soon, if ever. So the end of this one is kiiiiind of a cliff hanger, but this story stands on its own. It's not like some I've read that leave you hanging in terms of the story you have in your hand right now and feels like they just ended it mid-chapter, if that makes sense. Bottom line, I wish there was more, but I do not for a nanosecond regret listening to this one.
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- Kindle Customer
- 05-10-12
Wow he does it again!
Would you listen to Red, White, and Blood again? Why?
I already have two times. It's just that great!
Did the plot keep you on the edge of your seat? How?
The plot of this book seems really linear at the start but after 20 mins or so you enter a rollercoaster of plot twists and red herrings that leave you guessing about with will happen next.
Have you listened to any of Bronson Pinchot’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Yes but only in the first two of The president's vampire books. I feel he does a great job at catching the character of each person in the book and passes this on to the listener in the nuances he uses.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?
To Be Continued.
Any additional comments?
If you liked the first or second book even a little you will love this one.
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- cristina
- 07-23-12
Good fun for what it is
Come on, it is a story about the presidential vampire, what did you expect? OK, so its not quite as good as the previous two -- but, still, quite a fun listen. And Mr. Pinchot's reading is just perfect. The "ennui" of Cade is absolutely amusing. The silly rage of the supernaturals is simply charming. No, it's not great literature (or, perhaps, even 'literature') or even a great mystery. It's just fun -- in a presidential-vampire kind of way.
I will definitely listen to the next one.
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- Robin
- 06-14-12
Am addicted to this series!
The ending killed me. I was reeling! Can't wait for the next book! Great take on the genre!
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- Kenneth Dusek
- 04-02-21
wow just wow
Amazon why haven't you made this show already this is five seasons of television easy. you have three books all you need is a season where he fights the werewolves and a season where he fights The mummy that's your five since you already has Frankenstein and the creature from the Black lagoon Plus the boogyman
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- Jan Wanless
- 09-29-12
Makes politics fun
What did you love best about Red, White, and Blood?
What a great series. Makes the day of sewing go by quickly, but makes interruptions really, really annoying!
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Listened at work, in the car, at the grocery store, went home and listened to it instead of watching tv.
Any additional comments?
When they make the movie, Jim Caviezel should play Cade!
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