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Porn Money & Wannabe Mummy

The Debt & the Doormmat

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Porn Money & Wannabe Mummy

By: Laura Barnard
Narrated by: Emma Riches
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Amazon best-selling author brings you the third book in The Debt & The Doormat series

What is it about turning 30 that sends rational women into a tailspin?

Suddenly going from having all the time in the world, to cringing at the ticking of her biological clock, Poppy is drowning under the strain of trying to get pregnant.

With a dad in the throes of a mid-life crisis, a crazy mother-in-law, and time racing towards Lilly's wedding, will she be able to cope with it all...and give Ryan the baby they so desperately want?

Finally able to inherit her dad's porn money, Jazz can't wait to be rich! She can buy a house in Chelsea, go out partying with her old mates and start living how she deserves.

But with Ollie, Jemima, and Meryl each clawing at their own little piece of her happiness, will she have to leave behind those closest to her in exchange for it?

The real question is, can Poppy and Jazz rescue their own lives before everything gets ruined, or will their own stubbornness destroy the lives they've created?

©2016 Laura Barnard (P)2020 Laura Barnard Romantic Comedy Women's Fiction
Hilarious Comedy • Emotional Range • Fantastic Narration • Engaging Storyline • Enjoyable Series • Wonderful Performance
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I have loved the entire series. I am going to miss going on adventures with Poppy and Jazz.
So Poppy and Jazz are once again at it, but now they are a little older and wiser....okay a little older! Jazz comes into her inheritance and Poppy feels the stress to have a baby. We have another bathroom scene that was so funny.....it could only happen to Poppy!

Jazz realizes there is more to life than money and realizes just how much Ollie and Poppy's mom mean to her in her life. Poppy's dad has a mid-life crisis brought on by a health scare. Even though this is still an extremely funny story, we saw another side to the characters, which made them even more real.

Another must-read book by Laura Barnard! I would recommend the whole set as a great gift for anyone who loves a great book series and loves to laugh!

5 star-must read!

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@laurabarnardauthor does it again with a 5⭐️ hilarious chick lit!⁣
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I had the pleasure of listening to Porn Money Wannabe Mummy on audio and I was howling laughing at times. Thank you so much!⁣
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Jazzy was a spit fire and Poppy was dramatic in the best ways. Their friendship was the definition of true best friends. I loved the fun they had, following their amazing friendship, the embarrassing moments, and the hard times. They never let each other down. ⁣
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Jazzy at that up-petty get together to make friends with new moms, I died. I applauded her for basically telling them to shove it.⁣
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Laura can write anything and I’m 100% positive I’ll love it and I’ll laugh out loud during the process. Also, let’s not forget my love for the British banter. She always slays it. 🔥⁣
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Hilarious and amazing

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Porn Money & Wannabe Mummy, an Audiobook by Laura Barnard, is book three in The Debt & The Doormat series. This is a hilarious, romantic, continuing story of Poppy and Ryan. They’re married now and experiencing all of the ‘new’ craziness that comes with their new combined lives. There are so many unbelievable situations she finds herself in (as usual…LOL) that it just makes for a truly enjoyable listening experience. Everyone looks at me because I’m grinning so much for no apparent reason as I listen. I love this author!!!!

This story is fabulously narrated by Emma Riches…who does a laugh a minute interpretation of an already side-splitting story!!! Excellent!!!!

I am volunteering to leave a review for an Advance Reader Copy of this Audiobook.

A truly enjoyable, funny story!!!!

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Laura Barnard writing pulls you in from the first page. I Really enjoyed the story and Highly Recommend it to all readers.

Loved the Audiobook.

Interesting!!

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Porn Money & Wannabe Mummy is the third book in The Debt & the Doormat series by Laura Barnard.  Jazz and Poppy are back and dealing with more new bumps in the road of life.  They have come so far, grown so much but learning never stops and they still have alot to learn.  That's why they feel relatable and likeable... even if we all don't come into s bunch of money, we all have come to crossroads that test the growth we have accomplished...and that's where we find our friends... at crossroads in life.  The story is hilarious and fun and I truly enjoyed every second of it. Emma Riches does a fantastic job as Narrator and really delivers an entertaining experience. 

Hilarious!

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Loved this book! such a great listen. the characters were amazing. I am very picky about narrator voices, but they were so good! definitely worth it! can't wait to laitwn to more of this authors books!

Great Listen!

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After listening to this book the title made absolute sense. It’s so perfect for this book. Another fantastic & fun story with laugh out loud moments. It was hilarious. The characters made me laugh. The story is mainly about two girls Poppy & Jazz run in parallel. Poppy is trying to get pregnant whereas Jazz is trying to make changes to her life after she gets her inheritance. The narrator did fantastic job narrating the story and did absolute justice to the characters. Another fantastic listen.

The title say it all

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Poppy and Jazz, best friends that are just trying to get what they want out of life... nothing every comes easy to these two!

Laura Barnard took me through the full range of emotions in this story. Laughing at the absurdity of a situation, fear of the unknown, the kindness shown to others, the joy of seeing someone get what they want/need... you name it, it’s in there.

Emma Riches picked up on the characters personalities quite quickly and delivered a wonderful performance.

I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.

Poppy and Jazz, at it again!

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Porn Money & Wannabe Mummy by Laura Barnard is a romantic comedy that I listened to on audio narrated by Emma Riches. This is the third book in The Debt & The Doormat Series.

I absolutely love Laura’s books! They always leave me with a smile on my face. I absolutely loved all the quirky characters in this series.

Emma did a great job on the narration. I look forward to listening to more of her work in the future.

I would highly recommend this series if you love Chick Lits or Romantic Comedies.

Romantic Comedy

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I am truly going to miss this highly dysfunctional group of people since this is the end of the series. It still irks me that Poppy is still a doormat and doesn't mind it one little bit. Some people are conditioned to be used and abused! shrugs* The dry humor and full on belly laughs are non stop start to finish. Well done author. I highly recommend this series. I voluntarily listened to a free copy of this and am giving an honest review. The narrator did a great job.



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