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Animætropolis, Book 1
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A.J. Mayall
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Tyler Fairfax can't seem to catch a break.
A human living in the toon district of Animætropolis, the only affordable neighborhood in San Jose, he's been surviving on the kindness of strangers, his badger neighbors, and his boyfriend while he looks for a job. An unexpected encounter with a toon from the black-and-white days gets him exactly what he needs and then some.
But Tyler's problems aren't over yet; a stranger informs him people have been going missing around this toon and his live-in talent agent, and to keep an eye out for anything suspicious. Tyler’s curiosity gets the better of him; he learns what happened to at least one of those people... and now it's happened to him.
He is turned into Fairfax Fawkes, a toon fox with a human mind and perception; everything a toon would be able to shrug off, he feels as if he were still human. Worse still, indulging his toon instincts erases a human trait or, potentially, a memory.
As he traces a web of lies, drugs, human trafficking, and murder for hire, he has to work around his foil’s compulsion to impede his progress. Trapped between human sensibilities and toon guidelines, Fairfax has to break a lot of rules if he has any hope of surviving this.
It’s get wacky or get whacked.
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- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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George Orwell’s 1984
- An Audible Original adaptation
- By: George Orwell, Joe White - adaptation
- Narrated by: Andrew Garfield, Cynthia Erivo, Andrew Scott, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
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It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
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A Revelation!
- By wotsallthisthen on 04-07-24
By: George Orwell, and others
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The Martian
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
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Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
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Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
What listeners say about Paint the Toon Red
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- Daniel Delgado
- 04-06-20
Strange But Fun
I received this title for free in exchange for an honest review.
Something Inthought was fabulous about the beginning of this audiobook is A.J. Mayall’s opening in which he addressed having contacted the writer of Who Framed Roger Rabbit for permission to delve into a similar world. It was a wise, classy move that garnered him an endorsement from said writer.
This story definitely works in a different world than RR. In this one, toons cannot hurt humans. There is a code they adhere to that prevents it. There is also an incorporation of toon contracts, toon religion (very hush-hush), and other unique elements.
The main plot point is that a human is forcibly turned into a toon in a horrific and secret process. From there it becomes a mission to return to humanity and seek revenge. Overall the story is rather dark. It explores societal ethics, the plight of the misunderstood individual, and the struggle to maintain one’s humanity while knowingly losing bits of it.
Nicholas Patrella’s narration is fantastic! He utilized numerous distinct character voices and does an outstanding job of the first person narrative. His performance brought the story to life. As this is only the first title of his I have heard I am not ready to make comparisons to some of the industry greats I love listening to, but I a fan. I will definitely be searching out more of his work.
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- Uncle B
- 01-21-23
If you like Roger Rabbit this is for you
A very adult take on the Roger Rabbit toon/human world (with RR’s creator’s blessing), is a fun and thought provoking adventure in a similar world.
Although it says book 1, and there definitely feels like there’s more story to tell, there is no cliffhanger and the story still works as a stand alone story. I hope another book in the series does come out because this is a fun, fascinating world I want to spend more time in.
The narrator does a great job of bringing to life all the quirky toons and regular people that populate the story.
Highly recommended.
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- Sara B
- 04-08-20
Fascinating & Entertaining!
Paint the Toon Red, the first book in the Animætropoli series, is a cleverly composed urban fantasy. The premise is unique and fascinating; it reminded me of Roger Rabbit and Cool World. The storyline is well-written, entertaining, and grittier than I expected, containing violence, suspense, and dark elements. This was my first A.J. Mayall book, and have to say he is an exceptional storyteller with an incredible imagination. He has done a brilliant job with the world-building and character development.
Nicholas Petrella did an outstanding job with the narration; he was well-paced and precise. His inflections entirely suited the situations and characters — especially given the characters in this story. Paint the Toon Red was highly enjoyable, one I recommend.
I was given a free copy of this audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Michelle
- 04-02-20
Very entertaining
“This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.”
I really enjoyed this story and look forward to listening to the next. It ends with HFN and I want to see the results of their new endeavors.
It’s very Roger Rabbity, I liked that movie so knew I would enjoy this! The narrator did a wonderful job with all the voices and really acted out the story and not just read it.
Totally worth the credit if you like this kind of story with animated characters. NOT for kids, but no over the top sex scenes either.
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- M. Lehiste
- 04-10-20
Unexpected story twists make it a fun ride!
Whenever you start to get a feeling about how to story will proceed, it will just go bonkers in the unexpected way, so the author does an excellent job with bringing this unique story to life and narrator Nicholas Patrella does a great job with giving voices to all those different toon characters.
There is one thing that should be mentioned - Tyler is a guy and he has a boyfriend, so if reading about such things is a complete turn off then this book should be avoided, however, I am glad I did not pay attention to it because it was a fun ride regardless of the main character's escapades.
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- grammatoni
- 04-01-20
Paint the Toon Red Animætropolis, Book 1
Tyler is a regular human who has been having some bad luck since coming out to his family. One day he saves an older toon who hires him. One day he hears a scream and goes to investigate and watches and records what the human woman who lives on the estate is doing -- she's turning humans into toons!! He is caught and is turned also. But he doesn't lose his humanity since he's rescued. Now he has to figure how to adjust to being a toon and explain to his boyfriend what has happened to him.
Nicholas Patrella is an excellent narrator whose voice brings the characters to life.
An interesting and fascinating story that will keep you enthralled!
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- JustANobody
- 05-09-20
A creative and exciting story for cartoon lovers
I was given this audiobook for free in exchange for an honest review. I loved this story. If you are a fan of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?," you'll love this book. Tyler is a young man who discovers a crime while working as an assistant for a toon, and he's determined to do everything he can to bring the criminals to justice. Keep in mind that even though this book involves cartoon characters, the book is for mature audiences only. In particular, the violence in this book can get pretty gory, and there is a descriptive sex scene toward the middle of the book. Overall, this book was interesting and creative, and I cannot wait for the sequel to this story. A.J. Mayall, you've got yourself a new fan!
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- Eagle4Life69
- 01-06-21
Get past the Sex and it was great!!
So the beginning of the book there is a very strong warning about toon sex. I decided to trudge through it, I was so glad I did. This book is great, the writing style and story itself is very good. The narrator brought life to the story and characters.
Now to the Sex, I get the writer probably wanted the sex to be a main theme, pent up frustrations and who knows maybe a little furry love mixed in. The amount of sex is so low I would recommend removing it, it isn't needed and doesn't actually bring anything to the story. Sex can be conveyed without needing to be graphic, and yes it gets pretty detailed. I'm conflicted about wanting to listen to book 2 but I might just do it. Hope there isn't as much sex, I would listen to this with my kids (which are now adults). I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Mary Karowski
- 01-03-21
Not a tale for kids. But definitely one for grown up fansOf who framed roger rabbit
Ok I like to get my negatives out of the way first. I’m straight and tend to prefer my characters that way, mainly because I’m not a fan of the sex scenes of other styles (and gay toon sex is definitely not my thing). Ok that’s said done and out of the way. Now the book is awesome! The MC and his love for his partner is what helps him keep his humanity. The way the rooms act and consider in regards to humanity is portrayed in an amazing way. Their origins are Very cool and the way that e MC and others are Manipulated into becoming (spoiler) toons is terrifying. I can’t wait to read more In this series as it really does take up for adults in a realm that roger rabbit franchise just let die with time. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator or publisher
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- Aurora Dawn
- 01-10-21
The Toons Without Roger Rabbit
My son was raised on Roger Rabbit, so I spent endless hours as a mom, watching and being thoroughly enchanted by the toon population of the story. The idea of cartoon characters having a life of their own outside their on screen performance takes some effort to get your head around as an audience. Successfully melding them into a human world, as an author, takes a special kind of talent. Gary K. Wolfe, who created Roger way back in 1981 definitely had that talent and so does A.J, Mayall who credits and thanks Wolfe for giving him his blessing in his introduction to the book.
Like Roger, this story's hero, Tyler Fairfax and his toon alter-ego Fawkes are meant to be fun and entertaining. That, after all, is what toons are all about, but like his predecessor, there is also a lot that is decidedly dark about our hero and about the world he inhabits.
Mayall cautions, in his introduction, that this isn't a book you should buy for you kids, and he knows whereof he speaks. For that matter, the same can be said about Roger Rabbit. Although he loved Roger, I can remember my son curled up on my lap hiding his head against my shoulder so he didn't have to watch the scenes featuring the villain. There were a lot of moments like that during Paint the Toon Red too.
In spite of, or perhaps because of that dichotomy between the lovable toon characters and the dark lives behind the scenes, this is a great book, well written, with deep, complex characters and a story that just doesn't quit.
Whether or not you were a fan of Roger Rabbit who, incidentally, would have been completely at home in Tyler Fairfax's world, i you like suspense stories with a touch of humour and a generous dose of dark fantasy, you'll love this one, and the expert and enthusiastic narration of Nicholas Patrella just raises an already great story to a whole new level of excellence.
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