
No, I'm Not Drunk!
Taming My Parkinson's with Humor, Music and Charity
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Narrated by:
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Andrew S. Baldwin
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By:
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Alan Jackowitz
About this listen
This is the story of a man, both husband and father, who takes his Parkinson’s diagnosis in stride (albeit shuffly). With the help of music, humor, and charity, Alan begins to make a difference in the world. Over time, the progression of his disease slows with the help of music, humor, and charity...and of course, Sinemet.
Alan's challenge is Parkinson's, but you can substitute any other disease or hurdle and find that music, humor, and a positive attitude can help you through the day, even if it is just a little.
©2014 Alan Jackowitz (P)2021 Alan JackowitzListeners also enjoyed...
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