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Hell Bent, Book 1
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Kirsten Leigh
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Aurora Ascher
About this listen
The sizzling chemistry of Brynne Weaver and laugh-out-loud humor of Kimberly Lemming meet Jenna Levine and Jeneane O'Riley's fresh spin on paranormal tropes in this wickedly funny, warm-hearted demon romance with just the right amount of spice from the bestselling author of SANCTUARY OF THE SHADOW.
Asmodeus, Prince of Hell, just wants to make music. Jazz, specifically. Unfortunately, he's a demon. And he's supposed to be evil.
Clearly, for Ash, a career as a musician isn't exactly an option. Plus, he's cursed. Sick of playing by the rules, Ash and his three brothers escape Hell in search of freedom on Earth. But it's harder than they thought to keep their enemies off their tail …
The four rogues quickly become the Underworld's Most Wanted, and if they're caught, the consequences will be dire. Yet everything changes for Ash when he meets a beautiful violinist who can see through his curse. It must be too good to be true, but, no matter the risk, he has to have her.
Evangeline Gregory is just your average human. She works at a jazz bar, plays gigs on weekends … and, apparently, hallucinates demons.
At least that's what Eva tells herself when, moments after she meets the man of her dreams, she sees him shift into a 7-foot-tall monster. Not believing her own eyes, Eva decides to investigate and soon finds herself caught in the middle of a supernatural clusterf**k of epic proportions. But Ash isn't the only one keeping secrets, and the search for answers reveals a shocking truth that will change the course of her life forever. Or maybe just doom it. Eva and Ash will learn the path to love can be complete Hell.
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By: Aurora Ascher
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The Wrong Bride
- Kings of Fury, Book 1
- By: Gena Showalter, Jill Monroe
- Narrated by: Mhairi Morrison
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
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Vacationing in Scotland, schoolteacher Elizabeth “Elle” Darcy anticipates picturesque landscapes, castles of old and kilt-wearing charmers, not awakening in someone else's body. Worse, that someone just married enigmatic billionaire Callen Bruce. Though that’s not the biggest problem. To the rest of the world, her new “husband” runs an elite empire. But behind his public persona, he’s a king of berserkers locked in an ancient, supernatural war with wolf-shifters. Determined to reclaim her normal life, Elle will do anything necessary to switch back with Callen’s real wife.
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Good but…
- By LAmK86Rp_cg on 03-27-25
By: Gena Showalter, and others
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The Enchanted Mirror
- Guardians of Isolde's Haven
- By: Alex Alicea
- Narrated by: Jack Wynters
- Length: 13 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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In The Enchanted Mirror, the guardians of Isolde's Haven protect a mystical island that holds both ancient magic and dark secrets. Nerissa Thorne, the leader of the guardians, faces the weight of her duty as disturbances in the outer isles threaten the fragile peace. Alongside her trusted companion Lysander Ainsley, Nerissa uncovers an ancient prophecy that foretells either the salvation or destruction of their home, tied to the awakening of a long-dormant power.
By: Alex Alicea
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Veronika Layne Gets the Scoop
- Hot off the Press, Book 1
- By: Julia Park Tracey
- Narrated by: Marnye Young
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Veronika Layne is a sassy, tattooed forty-something (okay, forty-nine) newspaper reporter who never saw herself working for a big corporation. When her small town weekly paper is swallowed up by Singh Media Group, that's exactly what happens. Further complicating her job, a sexy new reporter has been hired from the competing paper, and while he's terribly attractive, he remains the competition. But the fantasies won't stop and her best friend and fellow reporter Aiden is even starting to notice.
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Knot Your Fairytale
- Jaded Omegas, Book 1
- By: Jarica James
- Narrated by: Ava Flynn, Soren Gray
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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After spending the last three months on My Fairytale, a show that promised I'd find my future pack and finally get my happily ever after, I realized it was too good to be true. My chosen pack humiliated me in front of the world, and now the only thing I can do is outrun the spotlight. I find myself moving a few hours away, ready to start a new life. But the past isn't ready to let me go. Family is using me for their fifteen minutes, I have interviews I still have to conduct, and it's starting to feel like I'll never truly get away.
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Not my fav female narrator
- By Ravens9308 on 04-20-25
By: Jarica James
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Crimson Shadows
- Immortal Descent, Book 1
- By: Eve Newton
- Narrated by: Sofia Lette, Jamie Treselyan
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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When my absentee father returns to inform me of my true heritage, the way to figuring out this new reality of being half blood-sucker is a secret paranormal University nestled in England's misty forests. It specializes in control and focus for beings like me and those whose default setting is trouble. When I step through MistHallow University's hidden gates, I'm plunged into a world of ancient power and forbidden desires. As my dormant powers awaken, so does a hunger I can't control, and I fall under the spell of four otherworldly men who give trouble a whole new meaning.
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Great performances and interesting story.
- By J Blake on 02-20-25
By: Eve Newton
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The Jester
- The Fae Court, Book 1
- By: Alexis Brooke
- Narrated by: Paige Reisenfeld, Marc Worden
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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I was taken, kidnapped by traffickers, and sold like cattle at a market. All for a magic that runs deep through my family's bloodline. Now Lord Eldrion claims me as his own. Cold and cruel he parades me around as a Lady of not only the citadel but his lands, all while refusing to look me in the eyes when he addresses me. This life is worse than death, where others would embrace the luxury I see it as nothing more than a gilded cage. But there is one person who sees me, who dares to defy Lord Eldrion. He too is a prisoner here, trained and forced to entertain visitors at the citadel.
By: Alexis Brooke
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Pack Reject
- The Splintered Bond, Book 1
- By: Merri Bright
- Narrated by: Allie Piper, Ryan Stone
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
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For years, I've kept myself safe from my small pack's males, hiding in sewers and sleeping in trees to keep their teeth out of my neck. They don't really want me, just the power and prestige that comes with winning the hunt. I only want to survive. In three days, at the Enforcer Games, I'll have one chance to escape. But when the Games begin, and the most powerful shifters in the world arrive at my packlands and scent me, a new hunt begins.
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Holy Toadshtupping Tadpoles!!
- By Ciera aka @bookameme on 03-18-25
By: Merri Bright
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Allure
- Brooklet Dreams, Book 1
- By: C. A. Harms
- Narrated by: Jack Calihan, Stephanie Rose
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
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By the age of twelve, we had become best friends, and by the time we turned sixteen, we were more. I had eyes for only one girl. My girl. But then life changed, and different paths led to broken promises. When she left town, I was forced to let go of our dreams. I spent my days existing. Baseball, classes, and working at the family farm became my life. I didn't care about anything else. Until I met Allison Jo. AJ was the quiet girl I never expected. She brought me to my knees with that beautiful smile. She made me laugh and slowly brought the old me back to life.
By: C. A. Harms
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Ruthless Gods
- Wolf God Complete Series, Books 1-3
- By: Veronica Douglas
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook, Aiden Snow
- Length: 36 hrs and 26 mins
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The Dark Wolf God was a monster of legend—a shifter so powerful that he could lay waste to the world and make alphas bow before him. I didn’t believe he was real. Then four weeks ago, he attacked my pack and nearly ended my life. Now he’s claimed me. When a war with the fae threatens his realm, he tears me from my world and makes me his captive. He believes I have the power to free him from a curse, but unless I figure out what kind of magic I have, he’ll never let me go. He’s my enemy, but there’s no denying the heat between us or the bond that ties us together.
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A fantastic Series
- By Midnight Queen on 04-13-25
By: Veronica Douglas
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I Accidentally Summoned a Demon Boyfriend
- Accidents Happen
- By: Jessica Cage
- Narrated by: Tempest Mensah
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
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Open a book. Read a spell. Whoop, there he is... a demon. The last single friend in her group and tired of being stood up by her girls, a drunken Rayna turns to her first love, a book. After jokingly casting a spell her favorite character used to conjure a loving boyfriend, the results aren’t nearly as funny. Because the damn spell worked, just not in the way she thought it would! Now she has a brooding demon who she needs to sever the magical bond with if she ever wants to live a normal life again.
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Booty Juice
- By E. Moore on 04-19-25
By: Jessica Cage
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The Valentine's Hate
- A Novel
- By: Sidney Halston
- Narrated by: Karla Serrato, Sean Crisden
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
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Cupid only strikes once. At least that’s what Lissette Alonso believes. Ever since the Most Disastrous Valentine’s Day of All Time™ she has hated all things V-day. But Lizzie’s best friend is having pre-nuptial festivities for a week leading up to her February 14th wedding and Lissette is taking her maid of honor duties seriously, maybe too seriously. Of course of course of course who is the first person she runs into on the way to the wedding? None other than her childhood nemesis, Brian Anderson, the reason for all of her Valentine’s Day hatred.
By: Sidney Halston
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Thirst
- The Prey Series, Book 1
- By: Carmen Rosales
- Narrated by: Marcella Black, Julio Maxwell
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
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He is a sinner and never a saint. His words drip with lust. His touch... sinful. That is what girls whisper after one night with him. He even has scratches to prove it. He is powerful, dangerous, and never backs down from a challenge. The pawn? The new girl. He can smell her innocent nature like a piranha smelling blood and won't be satisfied until he has a taste. The problem? He isn't the only one who wants it.
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Excellent start to a series
- By Courtney M. on 03-23-25
By: Carmen Rosales
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- Amber Sarver
- 02-25-25
brothers and banter
I loved the banter between the brothers in this book. I love the banter between the FMC and MMC. The plot and storyline could have been a little better.
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- Cheyenne P.
- 03-13-25
Demons, Drama, & Delight
3.8 ⭐️ 2 🌶️
This book? A hellish delight. Demons, spice, humor, and a plot that actually plots—what more could you want? Ash, our cursed, emotionally constipated demon, was an absolute mood, and Eva? A sass queen who saw right through his broody exterior. Their chemistry? Instant. Their banter? Chef’s kiss.
The brothers? Hilarious. Each one is a walking thirst trap with a personality to match, and yes, I need their books immediately. Asmodeus, King of Hell, being a lovesick fool? Never saw it coming, but I’m here for it.
Sure, the writing got a little extra with inner monologues, and the POV shifts had me rereading a few times, but did I care? No. Because I was too busy vibing with the magic, the drama, and the spice. If you like your romance paranormal, your demons unhinged, and your banter bantering, you need this in your life.
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- Julie Kent
- 02-20-25
Meh
My Funny Demon Valentine
By Aurora Asher
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I do not like insta-love.
I had a hard time enjoying this book.
It was slightly below average for a paranormal romance. Just boring. No thrill factor.
If it wasn’t for the book club, it wouldn’t ever be one I would pick on my own to read.
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- Leandra Williams
- 02-19-25
This had so much comedy in it
I really enjoyed this story. It was spicy, and funny, and a perfect palette cleanser in between fantasy reads. It wasn’t a book that took itself too seriously. I found myself laughing and kicking my feet, giggling, and feeling giddy, and all the girly girls stuff. This was a perfect February book.
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- Cate E.
- 02-21-25
What a silly good time!
I think the audiobook definitely added to the vibes and comedy of the book. I really enjoyed this audiobook and prefer reading it with the audiobook than without, what a silly good time.
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- Brent Taylor
- 02-23-25
Amazing
Spicy romance, humor and cozy vibes, and an amazing plot. I can’t wait for the next book in the series!
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- Demi
- 02-27-25
Fun, snarky, and Sexy
I loved this story. It was a comedic romance, with 4 demons trying to navigate human lives, and tragically failing or succeeding because it was amusing to watch lol. Secrets, lies, found love, natural born enemies. I loved it and can’t wait to see what the other demons get up to in the next books!
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- Sky Austin
- 02-20-25
the humor
the humor and banter was great. I loved seeing all povs. I couldn't put it down
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- Kayla Esquivel
- 02-26-25
The story line
Loved the story line and can’t wait for the next book! Love is everything even if you are not so evil!
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- Brandon
- 03-08-25
Characters are great. I love Ash.
The story is funny, sweet, and spicy. The narrator’s did a great job and I enjoyed this book!
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