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The Forty Proof Series, Book 9
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James Fouhey
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Shannon Mayer
About this listen
The final installment in the Forty Proof Series is HERE. The story is broken into two POV's, Crash and Bree, as they fight their way to one another.
Crash: I had her in my arms, only to lose her moments later. Frantic doesn't even begin to describe my state of mind as I search for Bree.
That search takes me deep into my past and to a family home that I swore I would never return to.
To find Bree, I must face a queen I defied and a monster that wants my soul. All while being heckled by a demon-infested blade.
Goddess help me succeed.
Breena: Being abducted by a woman who is supposed to be dead, and weirdly looks a heck of a lot like me, is disturbing. Being told my death is needed to complete a wicked spell and that I'll be turned into a vampire? Even more disturbing.
I can't reach Crash or my friends. I have no idea where I am. My only ally? Alan. My ex-husband. Yup, you read that right. The path to the end of my story is shadowed in fog, danger, and mystery, but I begin to see through it as the players and truth emerge. And that sight shows me that the sliver of hope is worth hanging onto, that my friends are with me even when I cannot see them, and that a future free of those who mean us harm is possible.
Even if it costs me more than I ever planned on paying.
**Final book in the Series**
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I’m Lucy, alpha werewolf of a pack that hates me. I inherited the pack when I mercy-killed the current alpha at his behest. I did the right thing, but it’s left me head of a werewolf pack who resent that I still live and breathe while their old alpha doesn't.
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Exceptional Add-On to the Other Wolf Series!!
- By Jas P on 06-04-23
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Robert
- A Forty Proof Novella
- By: Shannon Mayer
- Narrated by: Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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In 1876, we were called to Savannah, Georgia to help with an infestation of demons. If we'd known what we, my wife Evangeline, and I, were walking into, we'd have run the other way. As it was, we shared tea with a vampire and stepped into a battle we did not understand until it was too late.
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Robert!
- By Deirdre G. Robertson on 11-11-24
By: Shannon Mayer
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Golden
- The Golden Wolf, Book 1
- By: Shannon Mayer
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Ten years ago, I "died", and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I should have known it wouldn't last. Once my family thought I was dead I was finally free to live. Until the day my brother walks into my tiny book shop....
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So good
- By Marla Broxton on 12-30-22
By: Shannon Mayer
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Rise of the Shadow Mage
- By: James Haddock
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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When Robert’s mother dies, his whole world caves in on him. Fatherless, he has no one, and nowhere to go. The royal mage shows him kindness by putting him on the royal guard as a “boot” to keep a roof over his head. Robert’s quick wit and willingness to help others serve him well in the guard. He becomes friends with the king’s second son, Randal, who was placed in the guard by the king to teach him discipline. As he ages, he develops mage abilities but keeps them secret. While on a weekend pass in the city, Robert saves Randal’s life and is rewarded by being made Randal’s liegeman.
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Another Great One, Familiar but just different enough.
- By corey on 11-15-24
By: James Haddock
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Deathmark
- By: Kate Stradling
- Narrated by: Lillian Rachel
- Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
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Necromancers infest the land of Alderyth, fueling a dark plague that always kills its victims. For Nell, it’s more than a story told by travelers. The deathmark claimed her family and fated her to a life of servitude. When a battered old hag collapses in her arms, suspicion swirls through her fearful town. Could Nell be a carrier of the plague? She flees rather than submit to prying authorities, but not without trouble.
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Soo good!
- By Hunter Duran on 11-08-24
By: Kate Stradling
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The Runaway Mate
- Shifters of the Three Rivers, Book 1
- By: Kira Nightingale
- Narrated by: Laurie West, Walker Williams
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Four years ago, Ryan Shaw broke my heart, tore it into little pieces and then stomped on it. Ryan is my fated mate, but when I saw him with another woman at the regional meet of all the Packs, I’d had enough. I finally told him what he meant to me, and being the jerk that he is, he rejected me in front of everyone. Heartbroken, I ran, trying to get as far away from him and the memory of that night as possible. Except I’m on a roll with picking jerks. So now I’m on the run again and heading back to the one place I know I’ll be safe.
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DNF
- By JaNel_Crafts on 11-14-24
By: Kira Nightingale
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Defender of the Pack
- The Other Wolf Series
- By: Heather G. Harris
- Narrated by: Alyse Gibbs
- Length: 1 hr and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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I’m Lucy, alpha werewolf of a pack that hates me. I inherited the pack when I mercy-killed the current alpha at his behest. I did the right thing, but it’s left me head of a werewolf pack who resent that I still live and breathe while their old alpha doesn't.
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Exceptional Add-On to the Other Wolf Series!!
- By Jas P on 06-04-23
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Robert
- A Forty Proof Novella
- By: Shannon Mayer
- Narrated by: Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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In 1876, we were called to Savannah, Georgia to help with an infestation of demons. If we'd known what we, my wife Evangeline, and I, were walking into, we'd have run the other way. As it was, we shared tea with a vampire and stepped into a battle we did not understand until it was too late.
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Robert!
- By Deirdre G. Robertson on 11-11-24
By: Shannon Mayer
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Golden
- The Golden Wolf, Book 1
- By: Shannon Mayer
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Ten years ago, I "died", and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I should have known it wouldn't last. Once my family thought I was dead I was finally free to live. Until the day my brother walks into my tiny book shop....
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So good
- By Marla Broxton on 12-30-22
By: Shannon Mayer
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Rise of the Shadow Mage
- By: James Haddock
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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When Robert’s mother dies, his whole world caves in on him. Fatherless, he has no one, and nowhere to go. The royal mage shows him kindness by putting him on the royal guard as a “boot” to keep a roof over his head. Robert’s quick wit and willingness to help others serve him well in the guard. He becomes friends with the king’s second son, Randal, who was placed in the guard by the king to teach him discipline. As he ages, he develops mage abilities but keeps them secret. While on a weekend pass in the city, Robert saves Randal’s life and is rewarded by being made Randal’s liegeman.
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Another Great One, Familiar but just different enough.
- By corey on 11-15-24
By: James Haddock
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Deathmark
- By: Kate Stradling
- Narrated by: Lillian Rachel
- Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Necromancers infest the land of Alderyth, fueling a dark plague that always kills its victims. For Nell, it’s more than a story told by travelers. The deathmark claimed her family and fated her to a life of servitude. When a battered old hag collapses in her arms, suspicion swirls through her fearful town. Could Nell be a carrier of the plague? She flees rather than submit to prying authorities, but not without trouble.
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Soo good!
- By Hunter Duran on 11-08-24
By: Kate Stradling
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The Runaway Mate
- Shifters of the Three Rivers, Book 1
- By: Kira Nightingale
- Narrated by: Laurie West, Walker Williams
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Four years ago, Ryan Shaw broke my heart, tore it into little pieces and then stomped on it. Ryan is my fated mate, but when I saw him with another woman at the regional meet of all the Packs, I’d had enough. I finally told him what he meant to me, and being the jerk that he is, he rejected me in front of everyone. Heartbroken, I ran, trying to get as far away from him and the memory of that night as possible. Except I’m on a roll with picking jerks. So now I’m on the run again and heading back to the one place I know I’ll be safe.
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- By JaNel_Crafts on 11-14-24
By: Kira Nightingale
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Sun Serpent
- A Scorching Slow Burn Romantic Fantasy (Sun Serpent Saga, Book 1)
- By: Geneva Monroe
- Narrated by: Stella Hunter, John Hartley
- Length: 14 hrs
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Under the silks of her circus troupe’s tent, Elyria Solaris dances with fire. She disguises her gift as showmanship, but longs for answers about why she has a power no one else possesses. Somewhere in the city of never-ending night, Prince Cal is looking for the girl who burns the brightest. Only she can stop the horror inflicted on his kingdom by a sadistic lord who controls the minds of his victims.
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love this sooo much
- By Tabitha Salinas on 11-21-24
By: Geneva Monroe
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Syl: Nucleus
- Syl, Book 1
- By: Lunadea
- Narrated by: Ellory Lane, Matt Hicks
- Length: 20 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Syl was given a choice by Gramps when they died. Reincarnate as a regular person or embark on a daring experiment. Driven by a desire to honor Gramps and a sense of adventure, Syl chose the latter... only to awaken as a lowly slime. A farmed slime. The life of a farmed slime was cruel. Syl was constantly at the mercy of humans, a slime whose only purpose was to eat and recycle garbage. The threat of lethal core-destroying knives wielded by innocent children was a constant shadow. This was not the life Syl had envisioned. So, they made a daring escape to the wilderness!
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It's SOOOOO god damn boring.
- By mat on 11-21-24
By: Lunadea
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Smash & Grab
- Relic, Book 1
- By: Maz Maddox
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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My standard issued lab badge reads "Simon", but it really should say "unexciting nerd with no social life". Don't get me wrong - I love what I do with a passion, but it doesn't leave a lot of time for much else. Especially romance. While chipping away at my work, I'm suddenly the person between hired cartel muscle and the fossil that will define my career. Which isn't the most insane part of the story. My savior is a chaotic, bat-wielding punk with a bubble-gum pink mohawk and a killer smile.
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Fun Dinosaur Adventure
- By MagicalAM on 01-13-21
By: Maz Maddox
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I Will Break You
- A Dark Stalker Romance
- By: Gigi Styx
- Narrated by: Theodore Zephyr, Madison Mitts
- Length: 17 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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I see dead people, and not just the men I murdered. I'm in danger of being committed because I can’t tell what’s real from my hallucinations. Everyone thinks I’m crazy when the serial killer I jilted starts haunting my house. He assassinates any man who shows me interest, leaving their body parts under my pillow. During the day, his gaslighting destroys my peace of mind. But at night, he invades my nightmares and makes me crave the depravity.
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Wow!
- By Lindsey Roberts on 11-23-24
By: Gigi Styx
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The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar
- Sam Quinn Series, Book 1
- By: Seana Kelly
- Narrated by: Samantha Desz
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Welcome to The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar. I'm Sam Quinn, the werewolf book nerd in charge. I run my business by one simple rule: Everyone needs a good book and a stiff drink, be they vampire, wicche, demon, or fae. No wolves, though. Ever. I serve the supernatural community of San Francisco. We've been having some problems lately. Okay, I'm the one with the problems. The broken body of a female werewolf washed up on my doorstep. What makes sweat pool at the base of my spine, though, is realizing the scars she bears are identical to the ones I conceal.
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potential emotional triggers
- By Sharon on 06-21-21
By: Seana Kelly
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Kade's Dark Embrace
- Immortals of New Orleans, Book 1
- By: Kym Grosso
- Narrated by: Ryan West
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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After a series of girls are ritualistically murdered on the cold streets of Philadelphia, seasoned detective, Sydney Willows, is forced to work with sexy, alpha vampire, Kade Issacson. While working the case, Sydney finds herself inexplicably drawn to Kade, fighting the passion she feels towards him. Kade, determined to solve the case and mete out justice, is captivated by the independent, fiery detective.
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HATE the heroine
- By Terri F on 12-30-14
By: Kym Grosso
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Without Warning
- Cobalt Security, Book 1
- By: Reese Knightley
- Narrated by: Declan Winters
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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What the hell do you do when life changes on a dime without warning? Ryder Freeman-His job is to keep Harrison safe from a stalker and one step ahead of the paparazzi. That's it! The hotter than hell young billionaire is forbidden fruit and crossing that line is not an option. So, why is it that when bullets start flying, Ryder makes an executive decision to take his client away to the Freeman family cabin?
By: Reese Knightley
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Death and the Sword Saint, Volume 1
- By: Brian A. King
- Narrated by: Sawyer Varvel
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Throughout history, Death has made few mortal friends. Wiess Fagan just happens to be one of these mortals. due to circumstances beyond his understanding and his childhood being shrouded by the deaths of his family, he spent the majority of his life on earth. Living in self-imposed solitude.
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really good
- By CC on 11-22-24
By: Brian A. King
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Evil Prince
- Chicago Mafia Dons
- By: Bianca Cole
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Veronica Fox
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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He’s evil incarnate, cloaked in a beautiful disguise. My father uprooted our family, forcing me to relocate to America. If that wasn’t bad enough, he’s making me marry the son of a psychopath. Maxim Volkov. Heir to the Volkov Bratva. I’d rather die than be shackled to a man so evil. A man who has no soul. His piercing blue eyes are as cold as his stony heart. And he’s not exactly thrilled, either. My life has never felt so hopeless.
By: Bianca Cole
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After the End Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 34 hrs and 48 mins
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The Splinter came, and the world ended. Ryne Miller woke up five hundred years later. Now, all alone and with no one he knew left alive, he chances across humans among the concrete wilderness. And these aren't people like him. No, these are stone-age like tribespeople - three women whose tribe has been slaughtered by a Great Beast.
By: Dante King
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Origins Redux
- The Dreamcatcher Series, Book One
- By: D.L. Golden
- Narrated by: Miranda Rothermund
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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What would you do if your favorite novel turned into a powerful spell book known as a tome? This is the concept Sai must face when he is dropped into an unknown world where books from the real world have become these tomes. With no memory of his past, Sai must learn to navigate this new place and face all of the challenges that come along with it.
By: D.L. Golden
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Heaven's Dark Soldiers Boxset 1
- Books 1-3
- By: Steve Gilmore
- Narrated by: Jeremy Arthur
- Length: 26 hrs and 1 min
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Dean Robinson used to be a soldier. That is, until a fallen angel with a God complex and a snappy wardrobe killed him. Now, he is something else. Not quite an angel but no longer human, Dean is thrust into the prophetic pinnacle of a timeless battle raging in the shadows of the Earth and the heavens. He and his newfound gang of arcane sidekicks might be the only thing standing between mankind and an incursion of otherworldly giants.
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The plot is really good but the characters dialogue makes it difficult to enjoy
- By Adrian Lowe on 11-20-24
By: Steve Gilmore
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- Curly's Ramblings
- 11-12-24
Excellent
Different points of views in stories is always cool! Some surprises, twists, heartache, & non-stop action will keep the listener on the edge of their seat laughing, rooting, and occasionally crying. I did not want to pause the audiobook. This story did not disappoint. So, be prepared to be entertained. The narrators did an awesome job bringing the story to life! I received a free copy of the audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- #ByFelicia
- 11-19-24
All good things must come to an end
Not gonna lie, I’m sad about it. But dang, what a way to go! This last installment hit the ground running! Talk about pure adrenaline and edge of your seat action! I thoroughly enjoyed the dual POV. I feel like it enhanced the whole immersion process. The twists, the turns, all the feels were perfect and brought an end to the series with just the right amount of closure. I’m gonna miss this motley crew but I look forward to seeing what else Mayer has tucked in that brain of hers. Forward and onward to the next adventure!
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- Dianna Keown
- 11-12-24
Great series
I love this series. They are a great listen the whole series. Great story and read well
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- Rebecca D.
- 11-17-24
Loved it!
Some laughs, some tears, and lots of feelings. I loved getting the different points of view. Bree has been one of my favorite characters that Shannon Mayer writes. I think I'll have to start back at the beginning and listen to them all again. Lauren Fortgang makes listening so entertaining. It took me a minute to get used to James Fouhey, but it wasn't long before I got into each character with him.
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- Dawn
- 11-18-24
Awesome
Shannon Mayer has kept the Forty Proof series alive with this latest addition to the series. All the characters we’ve grown to know and love are present. The storyline is intriguing and kept me wanting to keep listening until the very end.
Lauren Fortgang as always gave a stellar performance as she breathed life into her storyline and gave each character that own distinct voice.
I highly recommend this book/audiobook to paranormal mystery fans.
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- Betteroffwithbooks
- 11-21-24
Epic finale
I knew this was the last book of the series. I’ve known it was coming but I absolutely was not prepared. I was not prepared to love these characters so much and have such a hard time saying goodbye to them.
All of the key players in this series come together for an explosive finale. Lines are drawn, loyalties are tested and hearts are broken. I cried, I laughed and I screamed along with the characters until the very end. What an amazing series with an incredible ending.
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- Ros B
- 11-23-24
Loved it
This was a great series. I almost wish it wouldn't end. The author has created a world to keep the reader engaged.
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