
Mermaid Confidential
A Novel (Serge Storms, Book 25)
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Oliver Wyman
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Tim Dorsey
About this listen
Serge A. Storms gives condo living a try in this latest acid-splashed Florida crime caper from the “insanely funny” (New York Times Book Review) Tim Dorsey.
Serge A. Storms and his permanently baked sidekick, Coleman, have decided to pump the brakes and live on island time. After years of manic road tripping across their beloved Sunshine State, the irrepressible anti-heroes drop anchor in the Florida Keys. They settle down in Pelican Bay, a thriving condo complex with scenic views and friendly neighbors. But the community is at war with investors who are buying up units and leasing them to young vacationers who party at all hours. With their little slice of heaven on the line, Serge takes it upon himself to convince the tourists to move on and quickly becomes a local favorite.
Meanwhile, the island chain’s long and rich smuggling heritage is causing mayhem—a gang war erupts when a local drug lord passes the family business to his young, enterprising son, and the sun-loving residents are suddenly dodging bullets.
Luckily, Florida’s most lovable serial killer is there to help!
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- Narrated by: Kris Faulkner
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
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Successful TV journalist Alison Reynolds' career comes to an abrupt end when top executives decide they need a "younger face". As if that's not enough, Ali discovers her media mogul husband is cheating on her: and her best friend from high school is missing.
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Book 1 of new Jance series
- By Brian PDX on 11-25-14
By: J. A. Jance
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The Line Between
- A Novel
- By: Tosca Lee
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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When Wynter Roth is turned out of New Earth, a self-contained doomsday cult on the American prairie, she emerges into a world poised on the brink of madness as a mysterious outbreak of rapid early onset dementia spreads across the nation. As Wynter struggles to start over in a world she’s been taught to regard as evil, she finds herself face-to-face with the apocalypse she’s feared all her life - until the night her sister shows up at her doorstep with a set of medical samples.
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Wow, cannot put down
- By George on 02-22-19
By: Tosca Lee
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The Kill Artist
- By: Daniel Silva
- Narrated by: George Guidall
- Length: 11 hrs and 35 mins
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After the assassination of his wife and son, Gabriel Allon retires from his brutal anti-terrorist career and loses himself in his previous cover job: art restoration. But when Tariq al-Hourani, the Palestinian terrorist responsible for his family’s death, begins a killing spree designed to destroy Middle East peace talks, Gabriel once again slips into the shadowy world of international intrigue. In a global game of hide-and-seek, the motives of Gabriel and Tariq soon become more personal than political.
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Reluctant Assassin
- By Snoodely on 10-30-13
By: Daniel Silva
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Double Whammy
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
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A twisted tale of murder in the world of big-stakes bass fishing tournaments. Filled with ex-wives, evangelists, and an armed pit-bull, this is a story that could only be concocted by Carl Hiaasen, Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist, New York Times best-selling author, and czar of Florida noir fiction.
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Not for dog lovers
- By Tonette on 01-21-08
By: Carl Hiaasen
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The Tenant
- By: Katrine Engberg
- Narrated by: Graeme Malcolm
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
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When a young woman is found brutally murdered in her own apartment with an intricate pattern of lines carved into her face, Copenhagen police detectives Jeppe Korner and Anette Werner are assigned to the case. Soon, they establish a link between the victim, Julie Stender, and her landlady, Esther de Laurenti, who’s a bit too fond of drink and the host of raucous dinner parties with her artist friends. Esther also turns out to be a budding novelist - and when Julie turns up as a murder victim in the unfinished mystery she’s writing, the link between fiction and real life grows.
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THOROUGHLY enjoyed this!!!
- By Mary C. Garrison on 02-10-20
By: Katrine Engberg
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Hyena
- By: Jude Angelini
- Narrated by: Jude Angelini
- Length: 3 hrs and 38 mins
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Hyena is a collection of autobiographical stories by Jude Angelini, which takes the listener on his journey of heartbreak, depravity, and hilarity, deftly moving between his adult life and his childhood growing up in a factory town outside of Detroit. Each story is told with brutal honesty yet maintains a gallows humor that will leave you shaking your head in disbelief.
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Awesome book, would steal it
- By Dylan S on 09-20-17
By: Jude Angelini
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Golden Boys
- By: Phil Stamper
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Graham Halstead, Shawn K. Jain, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
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It’s the summer before senior year. Gabriel, Reese, Sal, and Heath are best friends, bonded in their small, rural town by their queerness, their good grades, and their big dreams. But they have plans for the summer, each about to embark on a new adventure. Gabriel is interning at an environmental nonprofit in Boston. Reese is attending design school in Paris. Sal is volunteering on Capitol Hill for a senator. Heath is heading to Florida, to help out at his aunt’s boardwalk arcade.
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Gay Boy Story Written by An Actual Queer Man
- By Ruben on 05-06-22
By: Phil Stamper
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The Eyes of the Queen
- An Agents of the Crown Novel, Book 1
- By: Oliver Clements
- Narrated by: Matthew Lloyd Davies
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
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After centuries locked in an endless cycle of poverty, persecution, and barbarity, Europe has finally emerged into the Age of Enlightenment. Scientists, philosophers, scholars, and poets alike believe this to be a new era of reason and hope for all. But the forces of darkness haven’t completely dissipated, as Spain hunts and butchers any who dare to defy its ironclad Catholic orthodoxy. Only one nation can fight the black shadow that threatens this new age, and that is Britain, now ruled by a brilliant young Queen Elizabeth I.
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A guilty pleasure (but an audio problem)
- By Paula on 09-15-23
By: Oliver Clements
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Smooth Operator
- By: Stuart Woods, Parnell Hall
- Narrated by: Tony Roberts
- Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
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When President Kate Lee calls Stone Barrington to Washington on an urgent matter, it's soon clear that a potentially disastrous situation requires the kind of help more delicate than even he can provide...and he knows just the right man for the job. Teddy Fay: ex-CIA, master of disguise, and a gentleman not known for abiding by legal niceties in the pursuit of his own brand of justice.
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Just more of Wood's political propaganda
- By Tngal on 10-08-16
By: Stuart Woods, and others
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Girt
- The Unauthorised History of Australia, Volume 1
- By: David Hunt
- Narrated by: David Hunt
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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Girt. No word could better capture the essence of Australia.... In this hilarious history, David Hunt reveals the truth of Australia's past, from megafauna to Macquarie - the cock-ups and curiosities, the forgotten eccentrics and Eureka moments that have made us who we are. Girt introduces forgotten heroes like Mary McLoghlin, transported for the crime of "felony of sock", and Trim the cat, who beat a French monkey to become the first animal to circumnavigate Australia.
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Typically irreverent.
- By patricia heffernan on 12-27-15
By: David Hunt
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Deja Dead
- By: Kathy Reichs
- Narrated by: Barbara Rosenblat
- Length: 16 hrs and 2 mins
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It's June in Montreal, and Dr. Temperance Brennan, who has left a shaky marriage back home in North Carolina to take on the challenging assignment of Director of Forensic Anthropology for the province of Quebec, looks forward to a relaxing weekend in beautiful Quebec City. First, though, she must stop at a newly uncovered burial site in the heart of the city. The remains are probably old and only of archeological interest, but Tempe must make sure they're not a case for the police. One look at the decomposed and decapitated corpse, stored neatly in plastic bags, tells her she'll spend the weekend in the crime lab.
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Perplexed over other reviews about the narrator
- By R. Klein on 04-26-14
By: Kathy Reichs
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- KDN
- 05-02-22
Once again laugh outloud antics
Serge and Coleman are on a hiatus. Slowing down and enjoying life in Florida (as only they can do). And, I loved how the title came about!
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- Roho
- 10-22-22
outstanding and hilarious
This edition is the most fun Dorsey has been in a while. Just outstanding.
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- James
- 04-04-22
America's Physcpatic Hero Shines Again
Always a great listen. Serge and Coleman aging like fine wine. See you soon!
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- Ray Trujillo
- 04-07-22
Another Tim Dorsey Hit
Once againTim Dorsey puts together a Florida tale worthy of the Serge and Coleman characters. Oliver Wyman is the man that brings these characters to life. No other narrator could do justice to the world that Mr. Dorsey creates
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- swyrlgirl
- 12-24-23
Need more
Reading series from start to finish and only 1 left! Guess I'll have to start over. Every book is better than the last! This would make a "killer" #Netflix or #Prime series - just be sure to keep the narrator.
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- RAVENMLS
- 03-06-22
If only Serge really existed....
My husband and I listen to the Serge A Storms books together. These are by far the BEST books we have EVER read pertaining to Florida. As Florida people ourselves, we really appreciate all the places mentioned in the books and are trying to hit all the"Serge" spots Every time we go to a specific part of Florida for vacation or otherwise. ai really hope none of the two characters are killed off (exception for Coleman, too late for him), as these two should be like Batman, the undying heroes that form a legacy. i really hope Serge fathered a child we do t know about so that when he passes on, the offspring can continue. Also, this narrator makes ALL THE DIFFERENCE. The prior choice was great, but not for this series, my opinion only, of course .
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- casey r bartman
- 07-24-22
Surge comes through again
Another great story by Tom Dorsey. I love the Florida trivia mixed with Surge’s ingenious bonus rounds.
Surge has a soft spot for us senior citizens. I’m waiting for him to discover the Florida model railroad show circuit.
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- Riki
- 02-17-22
Serge Style
Love Dorsey's characters and world. my family and I have done several Serge mini-tours. looking forward to our next off season trip to the keys....mid week of course.
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- Best Cook in Town
- 03-05-24
It does finally tie together
I enjoyed this installment of the long running series. But I found that the storyline was a bite more fragmented and did not think the storylines would ever converge. But as only Serge and Coleman would encounter events they converge spectacularly .
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- JulieC.
- 06-18-22
Hilarious chaos with peacocks
This story is brilliantly narrated, and laugh out loud funny. Serge and Coleman interact with the locals and end up saving the day again.
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