Maid to Order (A Catgirl Harem Adventure)
Build-A-Catgirl, Book 1
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Simon Archer
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When Clark bought a discount catgirl at a pawnshop he knew they were supposed to do your dishes, clean your house, and cook your meals. He even knew they were supposed to fulfill your every desire.
What he didn’t know was that once you have one, your life gets turned upside down especially because you can’t have just one.
Please Note: This is a catgirl harem book where you can create your own catgirl to suit your every last whim while taking down an evil corporation.
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One of the wealthiest Russian oligarchs, Alex Volkov is as ruthless as he is magnetic. He always gets what he wants, and what he wants is me, in his bed. He’s the kind of trouble every woman should run from. The bullet his bodyguard took for him proves that. I should stay far away, but for one night, I give in to temptation. Before I know it, he’s pulling me deeper into his world of excess and violence, invading not only my life but my heart. How much trust can I place in a man so dangerous? How much do I dare risk for his love?
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IT’S REALLY GREAT 💕.. BUT IT’S ALSO A CLIFFHANGER
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- Atom
- 10-05-20
not terrible
there were a few truly cringy parts, and the plot was a bit mediocre but other than that it was an entertaining read. the narrator did an excellent job full marks there.
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- ShyDaddy
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it's silly, it's fun, it's worth a shot.
There's no groundbreaking stuff here. It's just a fun story about a MC that has a string of luck and ends up with everything a hot blooded cat girl loving man would want. I'm looking forward to the rest of the series to be released on audible.
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- Michael D.
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Decent plot, narration not so much.
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- B. Cabe
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Cat Girls - 5 Stars
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- Kolten Drews
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We all know why we’re here
Needs more cat girl sex. Possibly even lesbian cat girl sex between all the girls.
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- Ryan Spencer
- 11-14-20
good story, but not great writing
it is a great story overall, but sometimes it seems to have been written by a high schooler needing to make a word count for an essay.
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- JesseU
- 10-02-20
Ready for next two books to be made into audiobook
I liked this book enough that I will wait in anticipation for the next two books to be made into audio books. I also enjoy his other books and story lines. I recommend checking out all his books here or using Kindle Unlimited if you like reading as well.
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- fire
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Great book.
I thought it was very interesting and love how the characters played off each other. The narrator is great and so good at the cat girls.
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- S Rhoades
- 09-26-20
high hopes dashed to bits
in the interest of an entertaining story I can let a lot of logical discrepancies slide. unfortunately this was a mediocre story and way way to many unanswerable issues.
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- Steven McMasters
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Good start to what could be a great series
Don't let the naysayer fool you. The girls are a bit robotic at first but warm to endearing characters. The performance of the narrator is not bad. I'm very much looking forward to more from this series.
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