
Loose Head
Confessions of an (Un)Professional Rugby Player
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Joe Marler
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Joe Marler
About this listen
Brought to you by Penguin.
The unfiltered truth about being a rugby player - from the horsey's mouth.
This book is not just about how I got back on my horse and went clippity-clop all the way to the World Cup final in Japan.
It's the story of how a fat kid who had to live up to the nickname Psycho grew up to play (and party) for over a decade with rugby's greatest pros.
From just about surviving the equivalent of 30 car crashes a game and crooning Adele for team spirit, to extensive field notes on the smell of the Scrum and the fine art of on-pitch relief. Then there's rugby's secret naked wrestling scene and how it was exposed.
In my world, you never know how the ball will bounce....
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- Rebecca Fecher
- 03-03-22
Excellent!
Absolutely loved it. Funny, charming, inspiring, and keeps you wanting more. So glad I gave this one a try, and that it is read by the man himself. Please write another!!
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- Jacob Torres
- 02-26-21
Absolute killer
I've always searched for a rugby book that was inspiring and Joe marler killed it. This book made me love the game more, but also look at myself as a person. His honesty of personal hardships is a eye opener, and makes me want to do better for myself, not only as a person but as a player and a dad.
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- Del
- 10-19-20
Changed my mind completely
As a dedicated Welsh fan, I have always disliked Joe Marler. However, after listening to Joe tell his story in such an engaging, funny, and even touching way, I dislike him a lot less. I even like his voice. He did a great job narrating the book. I highly recommend this book to any sport fan, but especially any rugby fan.
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- N R Tidswell
- 10-18-23
Excellent !
A great listen !! And an even greater in sight to all things at top level rugby and the challenges it brings
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- Laura Okruhlik
- 04-14-21
I loved this!
This book was wonderful! Maybe because I was a prop in college I knew what to expect - but this book was exactly what I expected. Disappointed it got so many poor reviews. Joe does a great job reading it too!
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- Sam
- 03-08-25
Honesty and humility in the narration
As a lifelong fan of rugby this is a refreshing biography exploring what it means to be a man growing up in the sport. It's an honest look at why we love the game and the human struggles attached to life and sport.
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- Aaron Davis
- 11-02-21
Top Drawer
A fantastic read (or listen). I can relate to many of the topics included, outside of the whole elite, world class rugby player thing. Thanks, Joe!
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- Shandy V
- 07-02-23
Marler is a gem
Great insight into a complex man who is more than just a prop. Hilarious and touching. Even the biggest Marler haters will walk away with a soft spot in their heart for Joe
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- Anonymous User
- 04-20-21
Amazing storytelling!
I wasn't familiar with Joe Marler besides his impressive playing as an england prop. This story is touchingly raw and honest, but even more, well told and funny. Listening to his voice doing aaalll the accents is hilarious and had me and my husband howling at parts. It feels like spending a night in his company. Awesome read! Highly recommended!
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- Thugpug888
- 12-21-20
Storytelling that made me laugh out loud.
If you like rugby even a little bit, listen to this book. Joe's stories and voice-overs were often the highlight of my day. Incredibly honest, vulnerable and insightful.
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