A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).

In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.

Gil (Domingo) is a struggling NYC actor who heads home to Philadelphia after the passing of his mother, Adelaide (Winfrey). The plan is to tidy-up her affairs as quickly and efficiently as possible, until a few unpredictably hilarious detours ensue. With his Aunt Glo (Washington) insisting on a proper burial, but an urn of ashes already in his hand, Gil gets thrown into a car by his best friend (Newell).

He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.

Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).

Winner of an Obie and a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize, and directed by Tony nominee Leigh Silverman, Yellow Face is as timely as ever, wrestling with issues of cultural appropriation, complicity, and artistic freedom. It’s brought to life in this audio-only revival by a stunning all-star cast (many playing themselves) led by Daniel Dae Kim.

Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.

Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.

Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.

“The Heron” is the nickname a big-city accountant has attached to himself in his new home near San Diego, where he’s using the alias to avoid a hit man who may be after him. It seems a former client believes that The Heron has skipped town with several million dollars not his own. Don Winslow’s ensuing, entertaining yarn is by turns twisty, dark, and comical as we observe the delicate dance between the pursuer and the pursued.

Note to self: If you accept a fake marriage proposal from your best friend’s brother, Don’t sleep with him. And definitely DON'T fall for him. Chase Gladstone was the star of my wildest fantasies growing up. But he never gave me more than a passing glance. I was just his little sister’s annoying best friend. Now he needs a wife to get his inheritance. Without a second thought, I lie and tell his family that we are madly in love. What was I thinking? Our first “fake” kiss brings on dazzling fireworks that neither of us can deny. After that, things get spicy – habanero pepper ...

Falling for the Town's Sheriff? Not on my to-do list. As Rivermint Cove's nanny placement expert, I'm used to organizing chaos, not living in it. Yet here I am, swapping my orderly business for glitter explosions, story time snuggles, and unexpected heart flutters. Living with Kevin? More challenging than I thought. He is distractingly handsome, and playing house feels dangerously real. Between our growing chemistry and the whirlwind of activities, I find myself wondering: could this makeshift family be my forever? But I'm afraid of getting too close. After all, I'm his daughter's nanny, ...

A Forbidden Royal Romance She must choose the crown or love. Kyle All I needed was to heal from my injury. Then she walked in. Her smile is a beacon in my dark days, but I could see the secrets she kept hidden. I need to know why she insists our connection is fleeting. Regardless of what she says, I’m not giving up on us. Tola As a royal princess, my future is picked for me. Love isn’t an option for me—my betrothed counts down to our wedding. I sought a brief escape from my gilded cage. Only I met Kyle. He wasn't part of my escape plan, plus he has a girlfriend, and he isn’t of ...

Sparks fly when fate throws this nerdy band girl back into orbit with the bad-boy heartbreaker who humiliated her. As a wedding planner, I thrive on helping dreams come true. I’m orchestrating a breathtaking New Year's Eve wedding in my hometown. But chaos crashes the party when the DJ bails at the last minute. Enter Dylan, the dreamy childhood crush who shattered my heart. He’s the only one who can help. Old emotions resurface, tangled in the threads of romantic tension. The high school prank that forced me to leave home in disgrace still casts its haunting shadow. I wrestle with ...

If Tipsy Collins learned one thing from her divorce, it’s that everyone in Charleston is a little crazy - even if they’re already dead. Tipsy, a gifted artist, cannot ignore her nutty friends or her vindictive ex-husband, but as a lifelong reluctant clairvoyant, she has always avoided dead people. When Tipsy and her three children move into the house on Bennett Street, she realizes that some ghosts won’t be ignored. Till death do us part didn’t pan out for Jane and Henry Mott, who have haunted the house for nearly a century.

She never knew the song was about her. The world was Cypher Maison’s oyster. Mesmerizing, rich with a mellifluous voice and a platinum record reputation, everyone in the world wanted a piece of him. But the world didn’t know about Cypher’s mysterious past or his devastating gift which made perfect sense since he knew little to share. Standoffish but loyal, Cypher has mastered the art of pushing everyone away…until Chloe Byler sweeps unexpectedly into his life. Chloe had always felt like the outcast in her family and the doormat who couldn’t speak up for herself. Never mind that ...

Would you travel the world with a perfect stranger? Fasten your seat belts for an emotional journey filled with humor and adventure. Bachelor and newscaster Pete McCarney buys two plane tickets for a trip around the world with his girlfriend, but they split up shortly before the trip, and he can't get a refund. In a gutsy last-minute move, Pete goes on social media asking for women with his girlfriend's exact name to join him on the trip. Twenty-one women apply, and the ensuing interview process is both awkward and hilarious.

Still reeling from the death of her father, Alexandria hopes to find both independence and reprieve from her grief by heading off to college. However, life throws her a serious curveball when she discovers that her roommate isn't quite the person she had imagined. Smoking, tattoos, and street racing for fast cash are Elijah's only interests. A harsh life has made him apathetic and indifferent, until Alexandria enters his life. When their paths cross, turmoil abounds.

When Sydney Rice's apartment goes up in flames and her ex-boyfriend is caught in a compromising position, all she wants is a break. Just days before Christmas, her creepy boss tells her she has to work. Bradley Johnson, the only man she ever loved, unknowingly walks into the shop where she works and hires her on the spot, setting off a fire he can't put out. Every day, Bradley has to watch Sydney, and fight his urge to tell her how he feels. Will he get the courage to tell her or will he miss his chance? Find out in Wreck the Halls, a contemporary, holiday-themed romance novella!

A page-turning, domestic drama that tells the gripping story of two families faced with a tragedy that could change them forever. Two couples. Two daughters. Two sons. One tragedy. Too many secrets. Lauren Rivers has it all. Two beautiful daughters, a doting husband, and a home that belongs on the cover of a magazine. She also has roots that run deep in the esteemed beach town of Flagport, Massachusetts. When Evie Sullivan moves across the street, the two become fast friends. Evie is nothing like Lauren’s other friends. She’s quiet, contemplative, and holds steady to her modest ...

A baker who sees the dead. One too many suitors. And a killer. Living in Honey Hollow can be murder. Murder in the Mix is a USA TODAY Bestselling Series! Humor with a side of homicide. From New York Times, USA TODAY, & Wall Street Journal bestselling author, Addison Moore. Cosmopolitan Magazine calls Addison's books, "...easy, frothy fun!" Recipe included! This book can be enjoyed on its own without reading the other books in the series so dive on in! My name is Lottie Lemon and I see dead people. Okay, so I rarely see dead people, mostly I see furry creatures of the dearly departed variety...

When the sirens go off, the fun starts… Best friends Jonathon and Robert have shared everything since they first met in kindergarten…toys, an apartment, and now, a woman. The duo has loved their coworker Claudia from afar for years now, but they’ve always been afraid to approach her. She’s beautiful, private, and completely professional. She seems to hate both of them, at least until the day they’re trapped alone together in a tornado shelter… Everyone else was smart enough to head home before the storms came, but when Claudia, Jonathon, and Robert stay at work to finish an ...

Library whispers to wedding bells faster than you can say, “overdue book fines.” He's Rivermint Cove's most eligible bachelor—and I’m the awkward librarian. He’s also, inconveniently, my best friend’s brother. What started out as an innocent blind date ended in Nate blurting out that we were engaged and asking me to play along. So, I did what any logical bookworm would do: I dove headfirst into the role, swapping the quiet of my library for the whirlwind of make-believe matrimony. Now, I'm dodging congratulations and attending eye-opening couples retreats while battling my real ...

When natural-born witch Edra is approached by others who share her gifts, she jumps at the chance to join a Coven. Until she discovers that they're not what they seem. They're hell-bent on destruction, and in order to save herself and those she loves, Edra must leave her home and the only man she's ever loved.

Grace never planned on returning to her tiny hometown of Lake Hill after that embarrassing summer. After a few years of travelling and couch hopping though, she was out of a job, funds, and a place to call home. So, when a call from her cousin led to a short-term job opportunity to save some quick cash for her next escapade, she couldn't turn it down. The only catch was, she’d have to come home to do it. With a town of 201 people, could she really avoid running into Tucker Ellis? This is bite-sized clean romance in the mini-series featuring Lake Hill, where slow-living is priority, ...