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Twice Bitten, Book 1
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What do you get when you mix an incubus bite with a vampire bite?
A shitastrophe.
All I wanted to do was go to a bar and drown my sorrows in some alcohol, but I had to get attacked by an incubus. Now, I'm being guarded by a hunky but oh-so-irritating vampire (who bit me, too) while the incubus stalks me.
Being guarded by the sexy vampire probably wouldn't be that bad if not for the fact that my perfect boss has finally noticed me. Try dating while a vampire guards you way too closely and an incubus tracks your every move, waiting to pounce.
Then, there's some creepy hunter guy who also wants to kill me. The sun wants to kill me. Human food wants to kill me. Don't even get me started on my family.
Life sucks after you die!
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This set contains all 6 of the Wild Hunt books. Each of them is a steamy new adult fantasy romance featuring a different couple with their own happily ever after.
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I enjoy almost all Lola’s books
- By Amazon Customer on 10-10-24
By: Lola Glass
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The Bastard King
- The Bastard Duology, Book 1
- By: Donna Grant
- Narrated by: Antony Ferguson
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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I am fire and death. My very presence brings terror and panic. For most, I am the last thing they will ever see. For there is only one thing I live for-freeing my kin. Every action, every battle brings me a step closer. Nothing distracts me from my purpose. Until she crosses my path.
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Heart Stopping!!!
- By Shylock on 11-10-24
By: Donna Grant
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Defiant
- The Feral Princess, Book 1
- By: Ann Denton
- Narrated by: Lucas Dixon, Olivia Wright
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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When my wolf appears for the first time, I'm so overjoyed that I don't think; I just run into the forest… and smack into Black Maddox, the leader of my pack. Only he doesn't believe that I'm what I say I am. He insists that I'm part of a rival pack and locks me up in his basement. Black's twice my age, insanely powerful, and has a streak of darkness running through him a mile wide and an ocean deep.
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So Good!
- By Anonymous User on 10-21-24
By: Ann Denton
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The HellBeast King
- Book 1
- By: Stephanie Hudson
- Narrated by: Alyssa Avery
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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The day I snuck into the infamous Devil’s Ring Fight Club. I had followed my cousin Amelia, who turned out not to be quite as innocent as I first believed. In fact, it turned out she didn’t live in the same world as I did…Not at all. I knew this the moment I entered his kingdom. My world changed the moment he found me. He gave me a warning that night. He told me if he ever found me again then next time, he wouldn’t be so quick in letting me escape him. His little Red Riding Hood. It was a threat I took seriously as it was only my dreams that took me back to that place.
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Eliza Doolittle narration of 1/10th of a story
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 02-13-24
By: Stephanie Hudson
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Fractured Fates
- The Arrow Hart Academy, Book 1
- By: Hannah Haze
- Narrated by: Charlie K James, Brian Kozak
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
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Fate wouldn’t tie me to these men, would it? Sent to the ruthless academy for magicals after years hiding from the authorities, I'm behind, poor and, with my pet pig in tow, struggling to fit in. No surprises I'm picked out for ridicule by the other students - as well as the teachers. And four men in particular seem determined to make my life here hell.
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Loved it all... and the suspencegreat great
- By Ashley on 10-23-24
By: Hannah Haze
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You're So Dead to Me
- Grimdale Graveyard Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Steffanie Holmes
- Narrated by: Kylie Stewart, Joel Froomkin
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm Bree, and I see dead people. Not all dead people. Only those with unfinished business. They're everywhere—I'll be eating my breakfast, and a poisoned heiress glares over my Cheerios. I've returned to my hometown of Grimdale to cat-sit for my parents while I plan my next move. I'm looking forward to raiding their fridge, hanging out with their two kittens, and staying far, far away from anything supernatural. But I forgot that I'm never alone in Grimdale. The three ghosts I used to play with as a kid are back in my life again. Only now I'm their age, and they're infuriatingly attractive.
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Fantastic plot!
- By Bushbeans on 11-22-23
By: Steffanie Holmes
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Big Bad Boss: Midnight
- Werewolves of Wallstreet, Book 1
- By: Renee Rose, Lee Savino
- Narrated by: Kai Kennicott, Wen Ross
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
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Rule number one of Wall Street: don’t fall in love with your billionaire boss. I hate my boss. The Wall Street tycoon is a jerk. A world-class alpha-hole. Devastatingly handsome but terribly flawed. He goes through assistants like I go through vanilla lattes, and I need this job. But I went to school with bullies like him, so I’m not afraid. I hate my attraction to him. How sparks fly when we spar. The way he barks orders and dresses me down. I hate how I fantasize about him during and after work hours.
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Wall Street meets poor girl
- By Deanne Fritz on 02-18-24
By: Renee Rose, and others
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Malo
- An Age Gap Romance
- By: K.L. Savage
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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I go to the MC's bar to forget my failures. The guilt pushes me towards old, bad habits that could hurt me and the club. Then she shows up and takes something from me. I decide to get even, only to find out she's being forced to work for our enemies. We both want to take down the same bad guys. She'll do anything to save her father. But can we trust each other? She saw me at my worst, and her loyalties are split. In a world of bikers and betrayal, we might be each other's only hope - if we can learn to trust. Content Warning: This book contains dark topics that might be triggering for some ...
By: K.L. Savage
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Taken by the Vampire King
- A Paranormal Vampire Romance (Baton Rouge Vampire, Book 1)
- By: Roxie Ray, Lindsey Devin
- Narrated by: Kai Kennicott, Wen Ross
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
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The deal is simple: spend a month with a mysterious billionaire who is the owner of Louisiana’s La Petite Mort Casino, and he’ll forget my father’s gambling debts. If it means saving our family home and business, I’ll do anything. With his strong, sexy, take charge arrogance, Nicolas Dupont is a mystery to me. But it doesn’t matter how hot he is. This is purely a business arrangement. Nic can have any woman he wants and it makes no sense that he'd be interested in a virgin like me. I’m certainly not about to fall for a guy who thinks he can own me.
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Waste of time
- By Susan Hopkins on 10-11-21
By: Roxie Ray, and others
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Infinity Chronicles, Book 1
- A Paranormal Reverse Harem Series
- By: Albany Walker
- Narrated by: Heather Costa
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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New town, new school. Same story. I'm Laura, I've spent most of my life crisscrossing the county yielding to the whims of my transient mother. We've never stayed in one place long enough to call it home, and I don't have any hope of that changing. I follow the rules; no drawing attention to myself, no friends, and especially, no boys.
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Anti-climatic
- By MichieLynn on 08-19-19
By: Albany Walker
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- Nicholette
- 04-28-21
It had promise
I thought this could be a pretty interesting story, but the heroine was awful. I get wanting to write a strong female lead, but this went past strong and into obstinate brat territory doing horrible things and calling for her man to save her. Plus she had so many poisonous ideas about the women around her it was almost painful to read all that insecurity.
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- Lauryn G.
- 12-02-20
Good
I liked the story but didn’t like the main character. She was very whiny and that’s a big turnoff for me. Other than that it was an enjoyable listen. I was given a free copy for an honest review.
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- SupermeanRose
- 11-11-21
I wanted to like it
I like the premise of this book and they gave their paranormals a different history and weaknesses. But the main character is supposed to be a mature adult and yet acts like a spoiled teenager. She is supposed to be so insecure and acts like a fool yet they try and portray her as a sting independent woman who won’t let a man run her. She is so contradictory that it makes you wonder at the plan for her character to grow. She supposedly makes a decision to help the others and then turns around and makes the same mistake she had already made earlier in the book. He denial and lack of accountability screamed child and yet she’s a late 20s marketing executive .
I’m hopping the next book will be better. I think the basis is good let’s see if the execution come through.
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- Katilicus
- 06-23-21
Funny, but Predictable
So here’s the deal: this is a cute story. There’s some humor, and some great one liners. The main character has some relatable mishaps, and definitely thinks she has a boob problem.
But while she’s funny, there’s almost zero character development. For anyone.
The hero is just an alpha male that isn’t very alpha. A bad guy that isn’t a bad guy. He’s just…a guy that is pretty close to perfect.
The heroine is predictably flawed - beautiful but doesn’t realize it, insecure, limited sexual experience and has a series of mishaps that have to do with her being humorous and/or kind of an oddball.
Together, I didn’t feel the chemistry. While it’s a sweet get together, I didn’t feel the turmoil of the buildup. It’s like you always knew they were getting together, and the H was just…there to be the romance element. That’s it.
If you are looking for a vampiric tale that doesn’t take itself seriously, is an easy read and has some great moments of humor - this is for you. It’s along the lines of Molly Harper’s Good Girls Don’t Have Fangs which fits a specific mood. Just take it for what it is.
As for the performance - it was okay. It was well edited, and I didn’t find any errors. That said, I’m just not crazy about the actress. Her men all sound very similar, and I just felt like the heroine was very monotone. But when it comes to the main components: editing, errors, etc. it his the mark.
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- Suzan
- 10-20-22
great book
I highly recommend this book looking forward to the hearing the next book. narrator does a great job. I highly recommend!
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- rachel pohler
- 12-07-20
Funny and exciting
This was a great book! What's not to love about a Vampire Romantic Comedy? I enjoyed this story very much. Great ending, wish it were longer :)
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-14-23
Just ok
I wanted to like it but it’s just an ok read. The female lead is annoying and it’s hard to get past. The narrator was not a good pick for it.
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- S.J.O.
- 05-05-21
Don't waste the credit
I really wanted to like this book but the main character is awful. Dani just made me want to smack some sense into her over mad over. I agree with other reviews that she is a total brat. It was a hard book to get through. The narrator was fine but not the best I have heard. Overall, I would skip this one.
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- blue_river @AudiobookObsession
- 12-14-20
Life Sucks After You Die
Although Danni does seem to be a bit of a brat and have major self esteem issues, she grew on me as the story progressed. Ryder is such a patient character that is willing to go the distance to keep Danni safe from all her enemies that she gained overnight. I enjoyed listening to this book and with the way it ended, you could stop there, but I will be getting the next when it comes out.
I was give a copy in exchange for an honest review.
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- Ms.V
- 10-22-21
Awesome
Absolutely love this narrator and story collectively. Just wish the rest was available in audible because I can't go without hearing this vs reading lol
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