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Liches Get Stitches

Liches Get Stitches, Book 1

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Liches Get Stitches

By: HJ Tolson
Narrated by: Ella Lynch
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Evil stirs in the forest of Downing, spreading blight across the ancient boughs.

Busy with troubles of her own, Maud the village witch just wants to be left alone. Peace and quiet should be easy enough when you're dead, right?

Wrong. Reborn as a powerful lich, Maud is suddenly faced with the attentions of all the righteous heroes, holy clerics, and nosy neighbors of the realm. Now, instead of whiling away the days in her garden with her cat and her knitting, Maud must figure out how much force is required to crush a man's spine, the proper storage solution to keep a spoiling cadaver, and how best to display the remains of the fallen for maximum scare.

Liches Get Stitches is a very grisly slice-of-life progression fantasy featuring people mulch, head bouquets, revenant geese, and some very deadly embroidery. Undead paradise never looked so good.

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Mind bend

The lich acts like a stereotypical undead lord and then like a hermit girl then back again without ever really questioning if her personality has changed at all from her unintentional undead change over and left me with an odd feeling of "is this cute?" as she arranged flowers and heads on pikes and pet her cat while enjoying a rainy day

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Warmly Macabre

This book made me just keep catching myself smiling at the viscera flying and the abject funniness of it all. The writing is charming, playful, and the narrator enhances those feelings with a very good reading. Great book.

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Great book

This book was pretty entertaining, and I hope the next book doesn’t sound like it is being recorded through a gas mask. (It does.)

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Liches Love Stories

Get that Liche Another Story!!! Ella's is a genius, what a refreshing Ressurection of a new story dug up from that horrifically wonderous mind! I can't wait to Devour the next, Morsel of Joy :) 😀 😃 🙂

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Ella Lynch KILLS it as Maud

I read this book back when it first came out on kindle, and I loved it then, and I love it now. This feminist deconstruction of your typical progression fantasy is equal parts witty and hysterical, and casting Ella Lynch to voice Maud is PERFECTION. I always imagined Maud to have a very cute voice, and Ella Lynch delivers. The black comedy is made even funnier this way. If you've ever wanted to leave the world behind to be a fashionable goth witch doing arts and crafts in a charming little cottage in the woods, then this story is for you. If you've ever wanted to commune with the dead and dance by the light of the full autumn moon, then this story is for you. And if you've ever wanted to just go absolutely ape**** on all the men who've ever patronized you in your life, then this story is for YOU.

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Amazing

I was very pleasantly surprised by this book. It was funny tale of woe. The narrator did a fantastic job a brought story to life. The only complaint was it was to short. I will be buying the next book.

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Awesome

Absolutely love this Narrator!
Story line is fantastic! Great Humor, and easy to follow!
Can’t wait to dig into the rest of the series!


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This is a fun listen

This is a cozy listen for those who enjoy fantasy. I’m looking forward to listening to the rest of the books in the series. The narrator is wonderful and really brought the characters to life! Overall I’m thrilled with the book and headed to get the next one now!

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loved it

What a great lichy slice of life story! I love that it is a light hearted tale about a creature so sinister! I'm looking forward to the second one! :)

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Pretty good

A nice light read, if that can be said about the undead. I love following the lead as they go about learning and the somewhat detached thought process of executing their plans. I’d read a second book if one was written.

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